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*easily amused by nerd humor*Comment
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Sorry about the double post, Markos.Comment
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Hmm... maybe a joke thread should be started.. I'd like to see what all of us can come up with
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What do you get when you cross a morganite with a spartan?
A republican
yuk yuk yuk
"The only dangerous amount of alcohol is none"-Homer SimpsonComment
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What do you get when you cross a Gaian with a Peacekeeper?
A democrat
yuk yuk yuk
Ok, somehow it's not as funny, even though I picked the two opposites...Comment
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Hoek you little child
*thinks of the millions of clinton jokes he can pull*Comment
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Hey! I resent that! I am technically an adult now!
What do you get when you cross a cyborg with a caretaker?
Al: Gore
What do you get when you cross Sister Miriam with the Provost?
A confused child
What do you get when you cross DataJack with Svensgaard?
A nerdy pirate
What do you get when you cross a Cult member with a Usurper?
Rebel without a cause"The only dangerous amount of alcohol is none"-Homer SimpsonComment
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What do you get when you cross a Miriam with Yang?
A southern baptistComment
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How do you stop a believer hover-tank?
shoot the guy pushing the cardboard box
how do you spot a believer in xenofungus?
he's carrying a pig looking for xeno truffles
believer inventions:
screen doors on submersable hull foils
boomerang gas-grenades
roto-copter ejection seats
---what is really being grown in those hydroponic skylabs?"The only dangerous amount of alcohol is none"-Homer SimpsonComment
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That's betterWhat do you get when you cross a cyborg with a caretaker?
Al: Gore
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Those were actually Swedish inventionsOriginally posted by Hoek
How do you stop a believer hover-tank?
shoot the guy pushing the cardboard box
how do you spot a believer in xenofungus?
he's carrying a pig looking for xeno truffles
believer inventions:
screen doors on submersable hull foils
boomerang gas-grenades
roto-copter ejection seats
---what is really being grown in those hydroponic skylabs?
Q:Why did the Believer Chaos 'chopper crash?
A: The pilot felt cold, so he turned the air conditioning off
(You might lose something in this rather crude translation)Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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Q. What did the Gaian talent say when he inadvertantly saw Deidre naked?
A. Damn, she's hot.
This is funny, of course, because the Gaians have no talents.
Of course, the Gaians have talents, so this isn't funny after all.
This has been a humorless post by death_head.Comment
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One Good 'Knock Knock'
I loved this thread and in response to a previous enquiry for a knock knock Progenitor joke, prepare to groan...
At Caretaker HQ
Knock Knock
Inquiry : Identity of Progenitor
H'minee
(Silence)
Knock Knock
Inquiry : Identity of Progentior
H'minee
(Silence)
Knock Knock
Inquiry : Identity of Progenitor
H'minee
Inquiry : H'minee who
H'minee times must Progenitor knock : upon door?
[Okay not hillarious, but doesn't H'minee sound like Harmony, plus how many?]
Alynzia : must get a lifeComment
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Actually, quite good. Alynizia, particularly compared to the previous thread killer by death_head.Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
"Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
From a 6th grader who readily adpated to internet culture: "Pay attention now, because your opinions suck"Comment
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