First favorite:
Matter Transmission
"The first living thing to go through the device was a small white rat. I still have him, in fact. As you can see, the damage was not so great as they say.
"
Academician Prokhor Zakharaov, "See How They Run"
Close second favorite:
Organic Superlubricant
"Organic Superlube? Oh, it's great stuff, great stuff. You really have to keep an eye on it, though -- it'll try and slide away from you the first chance it gets.
"
T.M. Morgan-Reilly, Morgan Metagenics
The actor's inflection in this one still raises the hair on my neck:
Singularity Mechanics
"Yes, yes, we've all heard the philosophers babble about 'oneness' being 'beautiful' and 'holy.' But let me tell you that this kind of oneness isn't pretty and if you're not careful it will scare the bejeezus out of you.
"
Anonymous Lab Technician, MorganLink 3DVision Live Interview
And this one makes me chuckle:
Superstring Theory
"A brave little theory, and actually quite coherent for a system of five or seven dimensions -- if only we lived in one.
"
Academician Prokhor Zakharaov, "Now We Are Alone"
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Aside to The Commodore, re your sig:
Applied Physics
"Scientific theories are judged by the coherence they lend to our natural experience and the simplicity with which they do so. The grand principle of the heaven balances on the razor's edge of truth.
"
Commissioner Pravin Lal, "A History of Science"
Matter Transmission
"The first living thing to go through the device was a small white rat. I still have him, in fact. As you can see, the damage was not so great as they say.

Academician Prokhor Zakharaov, "See How They Run"
Close second favorite:
Organic Superlubricant
"Organic Superlube? Oh, it's great stuff, great stuff. You really have to keep an eye on it, though -- it'll try and slide away from you the first chance it gets.

T.M. Morgan-Reilly, Morgan Metagenics
The actor's inflection in this one still raises the hair on my neck:
Singularity Mechanics
"Yes, yes, we've all heard the philosophers babble about 'oneness' being 'beautiful' and 'holy.' But let me tell you that this kind of oneness isn't pretty and if you're not careful it will scare the bejeezus out of you.

Anonymous Lab Technician, MorganLink 3DVision Live Interview
And this one makes me chuckle:
Superstring Theory
"A brave little theory, and actually quite coherent for a system of five or seven dimensions -- if only we lived in one.

Academician Prokhor Zakharaov, "Now We Are Alone"
-----
Aside to The Commodore, re your sig:
Applied Physics
"Scientific theories are judged by the coherence they lend to our natural experience and the simplicity with which they do so. The grand principle of the heaven balances on the razor's edge of truth.

Commissioner Pravin Lal, "A History of Science"
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