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An Ode to the Mods
ACDG 3 was created by Buster,
with only a handful of edits.
But his performance was somewhat lackluster
As he screwed Morgan out of ten credits
So back to the drawing board it went
And the game quickly restarted
With Drogue seemingly hell-bent
On doing nothing half-hearted
So the turns he himself replayed
And quickly got it to AndiD
Who soon the correction okayed
(although it was just a band-aid)
Meanwhile Kody and HongHu were spamming
Shamelessly – in every forum
Notwithstanding the players were damning
This shocking lack of decorum
And Method and Kody were busy
Lobbying all the factions
Putting the teams in a tizzie
With their clearly unethical actions
What did they want, those mods?
Why – it was really quite simple
They wanted to be treated like Gods
Yet have positions just like real people
Then, suddenly, were the Angels caught
On an apparent rules violation?
The Mods’ ruling was sought -
As they’d discovered the Hive’s location
So finally the Mods had to yield
and they talked and discussed and debated
And decided to level the field
Which left the other factions elated
Hive co-ordinates were given to all
And quickly, faction by faction
The warmongers were having a ball
As they strategized military action
But alas, there’s no magic potion
For enslaving Yang alive
There are miles and miles of ocean
‘Twixt Sparta Command and The Hive
................................... to be continued
ACDG 3 was created by Buster,
with only a handful of edits.
But his performance was somewhat lackluster
As he screwed Morgan out of ten credits
So back to the drawing board it went
And the game quickly restarted
With Drogue seemingly hell-bent
On doing nothing half-hearted
So the turns he himself replayed
And quickly got it to AndiD
Who soon the correction okayed
(although it was just a band-aid)
Meanwhile Kody and HongHu were spamming
Shamelessly – in every forum
Notwithstanding the players were damning
This shocking lack of decorum
And Method and Kody were busy
Lobbying all the factions
Putting the teams in a tizzie
With their clearly unethical actions
What did they want, those mods?
Why – it was really quite simple
They wanted to be treated like Gods
Yet have positions just like real people
Then, suddenly, were the Angels caught
On an apparent rules violation?
The Mods’ ruling was sought -
As they’d discovered the Hive’s location
So finally the Mods had to yield
and they talked and discussed and debated
And decided to level the field
Which left the other factions elated
Hive co-ordinates were given to all
And quickly, faction by faction
The warmongers were having a ball
As they strategized military action
But alas, there’s no magic potion
For enslaving Yang alive
There are miles and miles of ocean
‘Twixt Sparta Command and The Hive
................................... to be continued
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