Major Maniac was furious.
He stormed into the Command Center where Lieutenant-Colonel Googlie was studying the latest situational holovids, and rapped his command baton sharply on the table, attracting the Lieutenant-Colonel's attention.
"What is the meaning of this ..... outrage" he demanded. "Demoted, given the ceremonial title of Curator of the Military Museum? Have you gone mad?"
Googlie looked up speculatively.
"Sauce for the Gander, eh? Major"
"What the hell's that supposed to mean?" demanded the Major.
"Ah, what a short memory we have, do we not?" Googlie murmured. "Remember, dear Major, that when my Morgan initiative was shot down by the Junta you were quick to force a demotion on me - to Staff Sergeant, even, as I recall. Be thankful, after the fiasco of your so-called Manifesto which your bedmates the Gaians shot down, that you are still a Major. Now, if you don't mind, I'm somewhat busy. Don't you have some manoeuvers that you are supposed to be on?"
Major Maniac looked frostily at the Lieutenant Colonel.
"Oh, yes," he replied. "I certainly do."
He turned on his heels and left.
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"But, sir, isn't that tantamount to mutiny?" asked Raoul, the acknowleded prototypical Spartan Kel - that group of soldiers recruited largely from the Laconian province which comprised Santiago Citadel and Gythium Harbour. They were the under Major Maniac's direct command - and known as the Kel - Killer Elite Laconians - armed with the latest in impact weaponry.
"Not at all," replied the Major. "I'm still co-chair with Googlie, and rank really means nothing. It's power that counts. He's in the Command Center at Citadel, and I'm here - with you - at Sparta Command. Let's go."
The two guardsmen lounged at ease - yet still vigilant - by the doors of the Embassy, then snapped to attention as they saw the platoon approaching.
"Bloody hell," said one - "it's Maniac. And he's got a bodyguard of those friggin Kel's, too"
The Major stepped up to them.
"Fire the locks" he commanded.
"I can't do that, Sir," one replied. "Captain Rynn's orders."
"Oh, it's Captain now, is it? The Lieutenant Colonel wasted no time, did he?"
"Major...... Sir?" asked the trooper.
"Never mind - step aside. Raoul"
The hulking Kel unslung his weapon and levelled it at the lock on the Embassy door. One round was sufficient as the 10 mm caseless kinetic energy blast blew the lock like confetti in a breeze.
Major Manic reached for the notice and ripped it from the door, and turned to the two troopers:
"This Embassy is again open for business. And it's Lieutenant-Colonel to you, trooper. Raoul - secure the building"
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The Junta met later that evening. Lieutenant-Colonel Googlie had arrived from Citadel, and Major Kassiopeia was back from his diplomatic mission. Captain Snoddasmannen sat with Googlie, but across the table sat Caoptain Zeiter and Kapitan KrysiasKrusader, both firmly in the Maniac camp. Captain Primus Pilus was present by holovid, and it looked for a time that his vote would be crucial.
But after discussion, matters reahced a conclusion.
"Very well," Lieutenant=Colonel Googlie assented. "You have made your points. I agree with the re-opening of the Gaian Union Embassy. I agree with your re-instatement as Lieutenant-Colonel. I agree with the changes to the bases' build orders and worker reallocations. Now call off your hounds and let's get down to business".
Lieutenant-Colonel Maniac looked to the door, where Raoul stood impassively.
"You may stand your men down, Lieutenant," he said.
Lieutenant Raoul relaxed, and then barked the order:
"Spartan Kel, withdraw to barracks"
The platoon of Impact Infantrymen, who had been ringing the walls of the Junta council room, turned and filed out.
As the doors closed, Googlie was heard to murmer:
"Ah, yes. The Reichstag precedent."
He stormed into the Command Center where Lieutenant-Colonel Googlie was studying the latest situational holovids, and rapped his command baton sharply on the table, attracting the Lieutenant-Colonel's attention.
"What is the meaning of this ..... outrage" he demanded. "Demoted, given the ceremonial title of Curator of the Military Museum? Have you gone mad?"
Googlie looked up speculatively.
"Sauce for the Gander, eh? Major"
"What the hell's that supposed to mean?" demanded the Major.
"Ah, what a short memory we have, do we not?" Googlie murmured. "Remember, dear Major, that when my Morgan initiative was shot down by the Junta you were quick to force a demotion on me - to Staff Sergeant, even, as I recall. Be thankful, after the fiasco of your so-called Manifesto which your bedmates the Gaians shot down, that you are still a Major. Now, if you don't mind, I'm somewhat busy. Don't you have some manoeuvers that you are supposed to be on?"
Major Maniac looked frostily at the Lieutenant Colonel.
"Oh, yes," he replied. "I certainly do."
He turned on his heels and left.
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"But, sir, isn't that tantamount to mutiny?" asked Raoul, the acknowleded prototypical Spartan Kel - that group of soldiers recruited largely from the Laconian province which comprised Santiago Citadel and Gythium Harbour. They were the under Major Maniac's direct command - and known as the Kel - Killer Elite Laconians - armed with the latest in impact weaponry.
"Not at all," replied the Major. "I'm still co-chair with Googlie, and rank really means nothing. It's power that counts. He's in the Command Center at Citadel, and I'm here - with you - at Sparta Command. Let's go."
The two guardsmen lounged at ease - yet still vigilant - by the doors of the Embassy, then snapped to attention as they saw the platoon approaching.
"Bloody hell," said one - "it's Maniac. And he's got a bodyguard of those friggin Kel's, too"
The Major stepped up to them.
"Fire the locks" he commanded.
"I can't do that, Sir," one replied. "Captain Rynn's orders."
"Oh, it's Captain now, is it? The Lieutenant Colonel wasted no time, did he?"
"Major...... Sir?" asked the trooper.
"Never mind - step aside. Raoul"
The hulking Kel unslung his weapon and levelled it at the lock on the Embassy door. One round was sufficient as the 10 mm caseless kinetic energy blast blew the lock like confetti in a breeze.
Major Manic reached for the notice and ripped it from the door, and turned to the two troopers:
"This Embassy is again open for business. And it's Lieutenant-Colonel to you, trooper. Raoul - secure the building"
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The Junta met later that evening. Lieutenant-Colonel Googlie had arrived from Citadel, and Major Kassiopeia was back from his diplomatic mission. Captain Snoddasmannen sat with Googlie, but across the table sat Caoptain Zeiter and Kapitan KrysiasKrusader, both firmly in the Maniac camp. Captain Primus Pilus was present by holovid, and it looked for a time that his vote would be crucial.
But after discussion, matters reahced a conclusion.
"Very well," Lieutenant=Colonel Googlie assented. "You have made your points. I agree with the re-opening of the Gaian Union Embassy. I agree with your re-instatement as Lieutenant-Colonel. I agree with the changes to the bases' build orders and worker reallocations. Now call off your hounds and let's get down to business".
Lieutenant-Colonel Maniac looked to the door, where Raoul stood impassively.
"You may stand your men down, Lieutenant," he said.
Lieutenant Raoul relaxed, and then barked the order:
"Spartan Kel, withdraw to barracks"
The platoon of Impact Infantrymen, who had been ringing the walls of the Junta council room, turned and filed out.
As the doors closed, Googlie was heard to murmer:
"Ah, yes. The Reichstag precedent."
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