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I wrote something quick and silly just to fill the space in the recruitment thread (http://apolyton.net/forums/showthrea...hreadid=117078), but now we have the smallest blurb of all the factions. I'd like to solicit new ideas for what to include. To start, Tass, I was wondering if we could adapt your post from the other forum:
A Review of the Morgan Industries Starting Position
Many people have asked me the question: What's so great about Morgan Industries? Other than it's inherit superiority to all other factions in every way, Morgan Industries has a great starting position!
Why, when we landed, we were in shock: The land itself is fertile, bursting with life and energy! The rainfall bore down on everything, except that land which we built our glorious base upon.
The river that we are near is blessed with fish, and foul abounds in every direction! The rain strengthens the trees and plants which produce bountiful harvests of fruits and vegetables to nourish us! The pigs run around already pre-cooked, and farms appear every day in this fertile valley!
Near us is Mount Drogue, a mountaikn 1000000m high which produces great energy every year! Already there are solar collectors pre-terraformed to give us billions of energy credits per year! Why, our scientists are certain that we are recieving only a fraction of what we could get due to limitations in technology!
Also near us is an area full of mineral deposits! Natural boreholes exist as far as the eye can see, and minerals stretch on forever, providing Morgan Industries with the tools it needs to create a great empire of wealth and abundance!
The citizens of Morgan Industries live in a life of great luxury, especially when you compare them to the other factions of Planet. Who would want to choose Sparta, a desolate faction who regularly go without great meats and wine and insteaed drink water and eat bread?!
Or the Data Angels, forced to type at their computers all day when we here in Morgan Industries are having great fun with our slavepersons. Or, worst of all, the Gaians: Who have shunned wealth, who have let their own people fall into appaling poverty, all in the name of "protecting Planet"?!
Confronted with all this, the question is not "What's so great about Morgan Industries", it's "What's NOT so great about Morgan Industries"? The answer, of course, is nothing!
Why choose poverty and oppression when you can have freedom and wealth?
Join Morgan Industries today!
What can you do for us?
Many people have asked me the question: What's so great about Morgan Industries? Other than it's inherit superiority to all other factions in every way, Morgan Industries has a great starting position!
Why, when we landed, we were in shock: The land itself is fertile, bursting with life and energy! The rainfall bore down on everything, except that land which we built our glorious base upon.
The river that we are near is blessed with fish, and foul abounds in every direction! The rain strengthens the trees and plants which produce bountiful harvests of fruits and vegetables to nourish us! The pigs run around already pre-cooked, and farms appear every day in this fertile valley!
Near us is Mount Drogue, a mountaikn 1000000m high which produces great energy every year! Already there are solar collectors pre-terraformed to give us billions of energy credits per year! Why, our scientists are certain that we are recieving only a fraction of what we could get due to limitations in technology!
Also near us is an area full of mineral deposits! Natural boreholes exist as far as the eye can see, and minerals stretch on forever, providing Morgan Industries with the tools it needs to create a great empire of wealth and abundance!
The citizens of Morgan Industries live in a life of great luxury, especially when you compare them to the other factions of Planet. Who would want to choose Sparta, a desolate faction who regularly go without great meats and wine and insteaed drink water and eat bread?!
Or the Data Angels, forced to type at their computers all day when we here in Morgan Industries are having great fun with our slavepersons. Or, worst of all, the Gaians: Who have shunned wealth, who have let their own people fall into appaling poverty, all in the name of "protecting Planet"?!Confronted with all this, the question is not "What's so great about Morgan Industries", it's "What's NOT so great about Morgan Industries"? The answer, of course, is nothing!
Why choose poverty and oppression when you can have freedom and wealth?
Join Morgan Industries today!
What can you do for us?
That was your original... I was thinking you might want to add/subtract based on it's proposed new home, but if you want, I can just fix the typos and post it.
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