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  • Morgans cannot count. It was four, arginine.
    Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

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    • Or I could just hack MorganBank and divert all funds through a multitude of dummy accounts....

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      • I'm sorry. I was on a holophone, and wasn't paying attention.

        If you are interested in recieving bribes, contact the Morgan Bribe office at 5612 Corruption Lane, Morgan Industries, zip code 85262 for your free and confidental quote. Signing bonuses are availible for people in charge of procurement, research or access to highly classified information.

        Our holophone number is 1-(903)-217-9645
        Our planetary datalink site is bribes.morganindustries.morgan
        Our email address is
        freequote@bribes.morganindustries.morgan
        Normal Business hours are 9-5 Morgan Standard time, Monday through friday, but the main office is open 24/7 for those who have secrets that just can not wait.

        Some restrictions may apply.

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        • We also employ agents in other factions, if you don´t wish to be seen entering a Morgan office

          Just contact your faction´s second most powerful politician, he´s a Morganite spy who will happily deliver your message to us.
          Heinrich, King of Germany, Duke of Saxony in Cyclotron's amazing Holy Roman Empire NES
          Let me eat your yummy brain!
          "be like Micha!" - Cyclotron

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          • Make sure you record all of the agents names in a convienent place on your network, in a directory labeled 'Secret Agents'

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            • Originally posted by Micha
              We also employ agents in other factions, if you don´t wish to be seen entering a Morgan office

              Just contact your faction´s second most powerful politician, he´s a Morganite spy who will happily deliver your message to us.
              We don't have politicians. And we don't have a second most powerful officer, either. HA!
              Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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              • I think the Lt. Colonel will do for the Morgans.

                Although I wonder how the Morgans could (if ever succeeded of infiltrating us of course) find an appropriate second most powerfull politician within the Angel ranks.
                Our anarchistic needs are so well-balanced that politicians simply are out of job!
                He who knows others is wise.
                He who knows himself is enlightened.
                -- Lao Tsu

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                • So they would choose the second smartest hacker!

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                  • But who is that eh?

                    We don't have codenames for nothing...
                    He who knows others is wise.
                    He who knows himself is enlightened.
                    -- Lao Tsu

                    SMAC(X) Marsscenario

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                    • Now, now, now. Morgan Industries offers deals to many clients, be it a junior assitant trade delegate, to a prime minister. Most of our clients are the low level officials with some special access who want our help in getting a new home for their new family or a spa with holovision to relax after a hard day's work, or helping a student research worker pay their way through college.

                      For example we are going to help an assitant cartographer get reprints of National Geographic world atlas, a sextant, and some other historical navigational item duplicates from Morgan Life Books.

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                      • Originally posted by Kassiopeia


                        We don't have politicians. And we don't have a second most powerful officer, either. HA!
                        I'd say Senior Diplomatic Officer sounds like second most powerful officer all right.
                        Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

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                        • Originally posted by arginine
                          For example we are going to help an assitant cartographer get reprints of National Geographic world atlas, a sextant, and some other historical navigational item duplicates from Morgan Life Books.
                          Can you fetch me the original computer mother board of the Mercury III capsule?
                          He who knows others is wise.
                          He who knows himself is enlightened.
                          -- Lao Tsu

                          SMAC(X) Marsscenario

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                          • How about a few planet busters for me... And an original copy of 'The Art of War' complete with translation

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                            • Originally posted by Snowflake


                              I'd say Senior Diplomatic Officer sounds like second most powerful officer all right.
                              I'm 3rd in command. The two Lieutenant Colonels are both the first in command, so there's no 2nd in command at all.
                              Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                              • What would happen if the two first in command happen to disagree?
                                Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

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