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....to this week's meeting of the Let's-Give-Method-A-Fancy-Title Dining Club 
Now before we begin, everyone give Mrs. Stevens a hand for preparing these wonderful looking smoked lobsterschnitzels, they look excellent, very nice
Also thanks very much to Mr. and Mrs. Helin for hosting this week's meeting 
*light applause*
Our first order of business: I'd like to congratulate you all for successfully lobbying of the Spartan Federation - due to your help, I have been appointed "Minister in charge of making sure the targets are aligned properly during target practice" of the Spartan Federation
*light applause*
However, I'm afraid our work is not yet done. While the Spartans have been giving titles out like candy, other factions, namely the angels, have been less cooperative. We must be ever vigilant, and ensure that these non-title-giving monsters learn the error of their ways. It seems that our traditional means have been ineffective - thus, I propose we enact...PLAN B!
*gasps ans light murmuring erupt*
That's right, Plan B, the plan so mysterious and diabolical I cannot even speak of it to you. "How will we enact it?" you ask? Simple. Inform the renegade factions that Plan B is about to be enacted. They should capitulate at the very mention of such a plan. Soon enough, my title shall be longer than the Peacekeeper Charter of Rights and Freedoms, and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me! Bwahahahahaha!
*light applause*
Now then: I hope everyone saved room for cherry pie?
Now before we begin, everyone give Mrs. Stevens a hand for preparing these wonderful looking smoked lobsterschnitzels, they look excellent, very nice
Also thanks very much to Mr. and Mrs. Helin for hosting this week's meeting *light applause*
Our first order of business: I'd like to congratulate you all for successfully lobbying of the Spartan Federation - due to your help, I have been appointed "Minister in charge of making sure the targets are aligned properly during target practice" of the Spartan Federation
*light applause*
However, I'm afraid our work is not yet done. While the Spartans have been giving titles out like candy, other factions, namely the angels, have been less cooperative. We must be ever vigilant, and ensure that these non-title-giving monsters learn the error of their ways. It seems that our traditional means have been ineffective - thus, I propose we enact...PLAN B!
*gasps ans light murmuring erupt*
That's right, Plan B, the plan so mysterious and diabolical I cannot even speak of it to you. "How will we enact it?" you ask? Simple. Inform the renegade factions that Plan B is about to be enacted. They should capitulate at the very mention of such a plan. Soon enough, my title shall be longer than the Peacekeeper Charter of Rights and Freedoms, and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me! Bwahahahahaha!
*light applause*
Now then: I hope everyone saved room for cherry pie?
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