Pholus Lunar Newscast - submissions

[Kody]

Pholus Lunar Newscast
The Pholus Lunar Newscast is now taking submissions from anyone that is interested in contributing.

[Octavian X]

Care to explain further as to what this is?

[Method]

Looks like the CMN's newspaper.

[Snowflake]

I've submitted my contributions in the CMN forum. Got to keep the CMN paper somewhat CMN scented.

[Hercules]

Data Angels Classified Ad

Data Angels faction is looking for more single female computer hackers to stimulate pop boom.

Missing persons: One of our comrades, Mellian has gone missing, If she strays into any of your forums send her back here.

[GeoModder]

For sale to the highest bidder: Chairman Yang's private shaft location. Price to be agreed upon, but nothing less then 35 energy or a service/information of this value is accepted. Interested parties take contact with DataJack 009.

[Enigma_Nova]

So this is where we submit stories and classifieds?
Just confirming...

[GeoModder]

Stories are better discussed first in our forum, 'nigma.

Innocent stuff like above, go ahead...

[Enigma_Nova]

Intercepted from an open channel, codenamed #acdg:

It is revealed that some residents of Chiron are suffering from a virus, Rela Lefi, or RL for short.
This Virus gives planetary residents the tendency to dwell on old earth, and even believe that they are still there.
This effect can take up 90% of a person's waking hours, and as such is seen as a serious threat to any faction.

If you suspect you have the virus:
Collect a large supply of food and water.
Lock your door and allow nobody to communicate with you except via secure Chiron commlink channels.
Persuade yourself that you are at Alpha Centauri, and will eat, sleep and breathe by the products of Alpha Centauri.

After one week in such conditions, you will be cured of RL, and will be able to resume a productive life on Chiron.

[Zeiter]

Have you ever walked the lonely corridors of your base at night, only to spot a swarm of mind worms and find out that your conventional weapon does about as good a job of defending you against psi-attacks as a wet paper bag? Well, do we have an offer for you! We at Psidef Arms Ltd. have a wide selection of flamethrower models, including the popular "Psidef XenoRoaster MX7" at UNBELIEVABLY LOW PRICES! Just what you need to take care of those nasty alien swarms! Visit your nearest Psidef Arms depot today, so you never have to feel the excrutiating pain of a thousand mind worms ravenously burrowing into your skull.

[Illuminatus]

Gaians find out data about Datajack-wannabe Mellian, but lack of contact with Angels forbidds them to inform them.

[Kody]

All the above submissions have been added to issue 3.

[Enigma_Nova]

GW Kody.

[DeathByTheSword]

looking for:
proud and strong female specimens to make a new breed of survivalists to conquer the know world call 555-sparta to get your pass to become a real person, a spartan!