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You guys didn't really think you'd get away without one more glorious issue of PRAVDA, did you? 
COMRADES!
WE GREET EACH DAY WITH THE TRUTH!
Welcome comrades to this, the glorious 24th edition of PRAVDA - the official newsletter of the Human Hive. Our inevitable victory has come, and so we release this last issue of the newspaper you've all either come to love, or come to use as low-quality toilet paper. All hail to the glorious Chairman Voltaire and the hard-working free peoples of the Human Hive! All hail the allies of the free and liberated peoples of the Human Hive, Comrade Foreman Buster and the glourious Free Drones!
Without the Party, there would be no New Planet!
Contributed by Voltaire
The People Have Stood Up!
The pre-recorded announcment by Comrade HongHu and Comrade Rubin of the Hive and Drone victory.
Rubin: Dear comrades! Do you remember how at dawn when artillery boomed, how at night when blizzards raged, we yearned for the day of victory?
HongHu: That day has come. Tears of joy fill our eyes, everyone is jubilant; rivers sing and laugh; mountains regain their youth. All are listening, listening, listening to the voice of Chairman Voltaire which shakes the earth:
Rubin: The People's Republic of Planet is born! The People have stood up!
Followed by a rendition of Without the Communist Party, there would be no New Planet:
Without the Communist Party,
There would be no new Planet.
The Chrionian Communist Party works hard for the people,
The Chrionian Communist Party is determined to safeguard Planet
They show the people the road to liberation,
It leads Planet toward a bright future,
It persisted in War of Resistance against the CPU.
It bettered the people's lives,
It rebuilt the arm abandoned by the enemy,
They put forth a new peoples' democracy.
Without the Chrionian Communist Party,
There would be no New Planet!
In other news...
Onwards Comrades - the Future of Humanity lies in Cooperation, Brotherhood and Industry - Now Celebrate the Culmination of your work - the Glourious Victory of the Human Hive!
Compiled by Octavian X
All Around Useless, and now Unemployed, Fat Guy of the Gaians.
COMRADES!
WE GREET EACH DAY WITH THE TRUTH!
Welcome comrades to this, the glorious 24th edition of PRAVDA - the official newsletter of the Human Hive. Our inevitable victory has come, and so we release this last issue of the newspaper you've all either come to love, or come to use as low-quality toilet paper. All hail to the glorious Chairman Voltaire and the hard-working free peoples of the Human Hive! All hail the allies of the free and liberated peoples of the Human Hive, Comrade Foreman Buster and the glourious Free Drones!
Without the Party, there would be no New Planet!
Contributed by Voltaire
The People Have Stood Up!
The pre-recorded announcment by Comrade HongHu and Comrade Rubin of the Hive and Drone victory.
Rubin: Dear comrades! Do you remember how at dawn when artillery boomed, how at night when blizzards raged, we yearned for the day of victory?
HongHu: That day has come. Tears of joy fill our eyes, everyone is jubilant; rivers sing and laugh; mountains regain their youth. All are listening, listening, listening to the voice of Chairman Voltaire which shakes the earth:
Rubin: The People's Republic of Planet is born! The People have stood up!
Followed by a rendition of Without the Communist Party, there would be no New Planet:
Without the Communist Party,
There would be no new Planet.
The Chrionian Communist Party works hard for the people,
The Chrionian Communist Party is determined to safeguard Planet
They show the people the road to liberation,
It leads Planet toward a bright future,
It persisted in War of Resistance against the CPU.
It bettered the people's lives,
It rebuilt the arm abandoned by the enemy,
They put forth a new peoples' democracy.
Without the Chrionian Communist Party,
There would be no New Planet!
In other news...
- Chairman Voltaire's approval rating reach an unexpected 1,000,000,000%. Mathematicians confused by polls showing this result.
- CyCon surrenders. As if we all didn't know that wouldn't happen eventually.
- Octavian now is need of somewhere else to spam. Contact for details.
- What is this 'ACDGIII' you speak of? Can I eat it?
- Umm... Insert other news here.
Onwards Comrades - the Future of Humanity lies in Cooperation, Brotherhood and Industry - Now Celebrate the Culmination of your work - the Glourious Victory of the Human Hive!
Compiled by Octavian X
All Around Useless, and now Unemployed, Fat Guy of the Gaians.
I was more religious with them. Worshipping a God that you know to exist is the only logical course of action 
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