Hello

[Vev]

I cannot do game playing, but I can do number-crunching. So if you need odds for combat results ...

[Micha]

nah, go and nervestaple random persons on the street!

[Jamski]

That could lead to trouble depending which street you pick.

BTW, EVIL Tass has closed the sacred old Hello thread. Shall we kill him?

-Jam

[Micha]

Shhhh, will you shut up!

He might hear you...

[Snowflake]

Jamski only wanted to kill Tass because he might give him a death sentence in the court. Interfering with justice.

[Jamski]

I want the glory assocciated with killing a false god.

-Jam

[Snowflake]

Attempted murdering of a judge of the Supreme People's Court is a serious offense Comrade Jamski.

[Jamski]

According to the Conclave Bible, pretending to be a god is a much worse offence. I must dissent.

-Jam

[Snowflake]

Dissenting from the state, Class D misdemeanor.

[Jamski]

As a member of the Party, I am exempt from misdemeanour classes C to H and K. You should know that.

-Jam

[Snowflake]

You should know that you are currently under criminal investigation and all the previliges that a party member enjoys including exemptions from laws and visitings with Japaness girls are stripped away from you.

[Jamski]

I wasn't informed that this was a criminal investigation. I thought it was a political one.

-Jam

[Snowflake]

At Hive all political dissidents are criminals.

[Jamski]

Gah, then am I under arrest? Not yet.

-Jam

[Snowflake]

Originally posted by Micha
Crimson Guard, Division Zeta
Citizen Jamski, you have been trying to overthrow the government of the glorious Human Hive. The People have charged you with high treason, and therefor you are now arrested.
You have no rights. The party knows everything, so you don´t need to give evidence. Everything you say will be used against you. If you keep mum, it will be used against you, too.
In the name of the people of the Human Hive, you are now enemy of the state. Expect your public trial to take place on Wednesday.