*#*#*#*#*#*Power Coup! *#*#*#*#*#*

[Jamski]

I am assuming power and control over the Human Hive. The Chairman is deposed. I shall shortly announce my new deputy chairman. Vander is confirmed as the permanant PRAVDA editor. Ex-Chairman Voltaire is sentenced to prison for his non-action in the face of duty, and his lack of response to the resignation of the planning authorities.

All conduct of Hive business and contol of the millitary is now my responsibility! (untill someone takes it from my dead hands)

The Marshal is stripped to the rank of Private untill he can excuse his behavior in DESERTING from the glorious Hive Armed Forces in the moment of need.

Glory to the Hive!

Please vote for or against so I know who is a dissenter and should be shot.

Thankyou.

-Jam

[Jamski]

Don't all rush at once

-Jam

[Vander]

I'm a fan of being the New Editor (who was the old one, anyway?). And because the poll attached to the issue proves it, I'm siding with ol' Jam here.

[Nubclear]

On second thought, I won't close this thread As long as Jamski promises to recognize me as diety.

[Voltaire]

No objection from me, I'll resign gracefully if this fiasco can be overcome since I'm too busy to do anything these days at it stands. Plus me resigning doesn't give Jamski the satisfaction of carrying out a successful coup. As my last act of office I appoint HongHu as Censor (if you want to know what it does look it up in the constitution, which I refuse to let Jamski touch, if he's gonna change things he's going to do it legaly).

Of course I'm lying Aren't I? YEP. I am lying. Do not take me SERIOUSLY at all.

[Nubclear]

Nasty. This is just NASTY.

I hope the Hive falls

[Nubclear]

PRAISE LENIN THIS COUP IS FAILING!

[Voltaire]

WE ALL NEED TO TALK... NOW (failing that ASAP)!

This crisis was ridiculous, and was a result of bad timing and unlikely circumstances. I am in part to blame, the Marshal as well must take the burden, but frankly we've all failed because we're just not active anymore. From now on I demand that everyone do their part (however small).

I will speak to each and every one of you individually over MSN, and then arrange a group meeting with as many active members as can attend.

[Jamski]

OK, this "coup" has achieved its purpose of getting people to post. I don't particularly WANT to take over, but noone else was going to do anything, apart from Kody who has left the Hive.

I'm happy to cancel the coup, if this means a return to normal business.

-Jam

[Micha]

Crimson Guard, Division Zeta
Citizen Jamski, you have been trying to overthrow the government of the glorious Human Hive. The People have charged you with high treason, and therefor you are now arrested.
You have no rights. The party knows everything, so you don´t need to give evidence. Everything you say will be used against you. If you keep mum, it will be used against you, too.
In the name of the people of the Human Hive, you are now enemy of the state. Expect your public trial to take place on Wednesday.

[Jamski]

Micha, alte Kumpel Ich hätte besser erwartet von dir als diese Schande. Ich hätte gehofft das du bei mir stehen wirdst, aber was für eine Entauschung. Ich höffe du bist zufrieden, der Untergang der Hive ist jetzt ganz deine Schuld. Wie kannst du dich ins Spiegel sehen? Ach, meine arme Hive, ich weine wegen deine ende.



-Jam

[Nubclear]

Micha, old buddies I would have better expected from you than this dishonor. I would have hoped for which you with me stand wirdst, but which for a Entauschung. I hoeffe you are content, the fall of the Hive is now completely your debt. How can you in mirrors see yourself? Oh, my poor Hive, I cries about yours ends.

[Jamski]

Its nicer in translation, and is better English than my German

-Jam

[Micha]

lol, in that he´s right

Well, apart from the meaning of what you´ve said, here´s the improvements I´d suggest:

Micha, alter Kumpel! Ich hätte mehr von dir erwartet als diese Schande! Ich hätte gehofft das du zu mir halten würdest, aber was für eine Entäuschung... Ich hoffe du bist zufrieden, der Untergang des Hives ist jetzt ganz deine Schuld. Wie kannst du noch in den Spiegel sehen? Ach, mein armes Hive, ich weine um dein Ende.

Now that has made me sad... Hey, it´s been the Crimon Guard, not that pitty Comrade you call "Kumpel"...

Translation:

Micha, my old mate! I´d have expected you to do better than that disgrace. I hoped you´d stick with me, but what a disappointment! I hope you´re satisfied, now that the Hive´s fall is only your fault. How can you still look into a mirror? Oh, my dear Hive! I mourn your fall!

[Snowflake]

Ach, meine arme Jamski, ich weine wegen deine ende.