OFFICIAL: University Negotiations

[Voltaire]

I have sent this introductory message to the University:

Greetings from the People of the Human Hive…

On behalf of the Party and People of the Human Hive, and its Central Continuing Committee, I greet you.

We desire to establish diplomatic relations with your faction; Comrade OctavianX has been entrusted with the position of ambassador to the Planetary University of Technology. Further communications between our two factions may proceed through him. We also request that all diplomatic communiqués be sent to both me (at nerv111@shaw.ca) and Comrade Kody (PMed to him on Apolyton) for official record keeping purposes as well as in case Comrade Octavian is indisposed and unable to respond to your message (this will help diplomacy between our factions flow smoothly).

Comrade Octavian will be contacting you shortly with further official diplomatic messages. We hope that the relations between our two factions with flourish and result in our mutual prosperity.

Voltaire,
Chairman of the Central Continuing Committee of the Human Hive

Hopefully we will have the issue of how to proceed with them sorted out by the end of the day so we can get on with the turn.

[Octavian X]

In a bit, I will send the following message to the University. First, though, I want to ensure I have have authorization to mention both the treaty and the scout removal...

To the Honorable Factuly, Staff, and Students of the Planet University of Technology:

On behalf of the glourious people of the Hive, I greet you with peace!

I am Octavian the Tenth, Magna Frater of Social Engineering, and Member of the People's Congress of the Hiverian Solidified Socialist Republic. As you have been informed by Comrade Chairman Voltaire, I have also recently been appointed the Ambassador of the Human Hive to your nation.

The people of the Hive wish for the University of Technology to know that we are committed to peace with the people of the University. Therefore, it is my pleasure to extend to PUT an offer for a Treaty of Friendship to create a gentle atmosphere between our factions.

In another matter, I have recently been informed by Military Intelligence that a University team of scouts is currently atop the Shrine of Googlie. While we respect the University's right to research as it pleases, we must insist, for matters of Hiverian state security, that the team be removed at once.

May the peace between our two nations last for a thousand years!

~Octavian X

[Voltaire]

Permission granted.

[Octavian X]

Sent.

[Nubclear]

DESTROY HIM!

[Jamski]

Destroy WHO, Tass?

-Jam