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**Vev** · September 19, 2003, 02:07

Chris says:
get in here dammit
Chris says:
fool
Vev says:
"This is Suzie, she gets turned orned by car battery"
Alan says:
The problems with my connection are unrelated to me aptitude
Alan says:
Orned?
Alan says:
What crazy Australian talk is that
Vev says:
I haven't quite captured the amerikan drawl
Chris says:
we're canadian fool
Chris says:
we don't have a damn drawl
Alan says:
Canadians have thier own drawl, thankyouverymuch
Chris says:
no we don't
Alan says:
What!
Vev says:
but temptaaion island is full of yanks
Alan says:
You are so stupid!
Chris says:
everyone else has an accent
Chris says:
we dont'
Alan says:
Right, right
Alan says:
******
Alan says:
By the way...
Chris says:
what?
Alan says:
When I said "Japs." I didnt mean it
Alan says:
I watch anime...
Alan says:
We tend to idolize them
Chris says:
alan is japanese
Vev says:
ah
Alan says:
What! I'm not a stinking jap, you hoser
Chris says:
yes you are
Chris says:
ask dario
Chris says:
he'll confirm it
Vev says:
he seen it happening?
Alan says:
The stinking?
Vev says:
and witnessed your creation?
Alan says:
All lies
Chris says:
where's dario
Vev says:
hentai?
Chris says:
all truths
Chris says:
what?
Alan says:
Dont make me smack you with the Good Book
Chris says:
yeah, alans written a couple of them
Alan says:
(FLCLvolume one)
Vev says:
FLCL?
Alan says:
Yes
Alan says:
Manga
Alan says:
Anime comic book
Alan says:
You dig my lingo?
Vev says:
not FLCL though
Alan says:
You dont dig FLCL?
Alan says:
What brand of devil art thou
Chris says:
hehehe
Alan says:
SPEAK!
Alan says:
Or mayest thou lose your tongue
Vev says:
I have no idea what FLCL is
Chris says:
anime
Chris says:
odd
Chris says:
scary
Alan says:
Then what are you doing going and dissing it like that?
Chris says:
intriguing
Chris says:
awesome
Alan says:
I aughta
Alan says:
Aughta...
Alan says:
Cry.
Chris says:
cry baby
Chris says:
wuss!
Alan says:
I wont suppress my violent urges upon you
Alan says:
Suppressing violent urges only leads to psychological, internal violence! Got it?! If I were to use an analogy, I'd turn to yeast! The root of all breadmaking!!!
Chris says:
STOP IT
Vev says:
is this the turning point were it gets deviant?
Alan says:
It wasn't before?
Alan says:
With the winter golf ball sodmoization?
Vev says:
need more grunt
Chris says:
what is grunt?
Chris says:
peon?
Alan says:
Masculine sound?
Vev says:
omphf
Vev says:
thing
Vev says:
onomatopia
Alan says:
YES!
Chris says:
ah
Chris says:
grunt
Alan says:
I was riiiight
Alan says:
And you were wrong
Voltaire says:
I'M BACK
Voltaire says:
Rejoice
Alan says:
AH!
Chris says:
dario
Chris says:
alan is a jap, right?
Vev says:
you just missed out a wondering sodomising session
Alan says:
With golf balls!
Vev says:
no need for ping pong balls when you have golfballs!
Voltaire says:
What answer do you want me to give?
Alan says:
Yes or no
Alan says:
Pick one
Voltaire says:
Well it's not black and white
Chris says:
yes it is
Chris says:
his parents are japs
Voltaire says:
Alan ethnicaly is not a Jap, does he want to be, and does he try to be, yes.
Chris says:
he was born there
Chris says:
he is one therefore
Vev says:
how would dario know?
Alan says:
Stop being derogatory, you filthy cracker
Alan says:
Uh
Vev says:
evil tutors
Chris says:
i'm just using jap because i don't want to type out japanese
Voltaire says:
I know because I have the plesant fortune of knowing these individuals IRL
Chris says:
it's not derogatory
Alan says:
Hmm, let me think...
Alan says:
WRONG
Vev says:
have you seen what domai leads to?
Chris says:
it'what i meant
Chris says:
is it's not supposed to be derogatory in the way i was using it
Alan says:
It refers to the war. The war refers to trenches, disease, death in great numbers, the ATOM BOMB. Show some respect!!!
Chris says:
it just shows my laziness
Chris says:
alan . . .
Alan says:
Yes?
Chris says:
*shakes head*
Alan says:
Domai?
Vev says:
SMAC thing
Vev says:
acutally SMACX
Chris says:
confused
Alan says:
As in the comic book?
Vev says:
dario thing
Alan says:
Ooooh... riiiiight...
Alan says:
...
Chris says:

Alan says:
What the hell are you talking about
Alan says:
Darinane!
Voltaire says:
Sorry I'm in another chat as well
Voltaire says:
Alpha Centauri, you know what me and Stephen like, that game.
Voltaire says:
Which you should join
Alan says:
Yes
Voltaire says:
and join the Hive because we're the best
Vev says:
have you checked where domai leads to?
Voltaire says:
and we're not liberals
Alan says:
You're a bunch of commies, I know that much
Chris says:
hive is horrible
Voltaire says:
no i have not
Voltaire says:
LOL
Voltaire says:
foolish Chris
Alan says:
Shut up, you goddamn commie
Vev says:
I rather not check Domai on my work computer
Chris says:
GO MIRIAM!
Vev says:
for some very good reasons
Chris says:
i'm a big supporter of her
Chris says:
she's gorgeous
Vev says:
no Miriam is not in domai
Alan says:
Yes she is
Chris says:
*cough*
Alan says:
Hey man, I know what I'm talking about
Alan says:
I'm hip
Alan says:
I'm in with the Alpha-whatsit
Vev says:
you can find out with google search
Voltaire says:
I'm thankful you and Chris aren't a part of the Hive, we're already a SPAM factory as it is
Alan says:
What the ****! I looked up Domai and the first site I got was pr0n
Chris says:
i rule at spam
Chris says:
I COULD OUT SPAM YOU ALL
Chris says:
prawn?
Chris says:
or brawn?
Alan says:
Porn
Chris says:
as in eva braw
Alan says:
Hoser
Chris says:
eva brawn
Alan says:
Braun
Alan says:
Hoser
Chris says:
YOU NAZI BASTARD
Chris says:
whatever
Alan says:
Wow, yeah!
Alan says:
I like this Domai thing
Alan says:
Sign me up
Chris says:
did vev leave?
Vev says:
I do not own it
Chris says:
nm
Chris says:
there he is!
Vev says:
are you busy now?
Alan says:
You Alpha Centauri guys are a bunch of pervs!!!!
Vev says:
you see preoccupied
Chris says:
dario's watching his hentai
Alan says:
I dont blame him
Alan says:
His Domai
Alan says:
Wow
Voltaire says:
no chris
Alan says:
I'm a big fan of domai now!!
Voltaire says:
I'm masterbating to thought of you
Alan says:
...
Alan says:
That was not funny
Voltaire says:
It wasn't meant to be
Voltaire says:
shock value and all
Chris says:
domai stands for dirty old mens association international
Voltaire says:
isn't that NAMBLA?
Alan says:
Something like that
Chris says:
it says so
Chris says:
that's what it does
Chris says:
*cough*
Vev says:
I am still here
Chris says:

The spider that wasn't Incy Wincy

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/09/18/1063625153493.html

Voltaire says:
So...
Alan says:
You and your godless pictures!
Chris says:
i have a feeling you'll all appreciate that
Voltaire says:
ontological empiricism, eh?
Alan says:
Tha must be why they call them "daddy" long legs
Vev says:
I doubt the SMAC team is in domai
Alan says:
Har har har!
Vev says:
sugar daddy?
Voltaire says:
Christ this conversation is getting too creapy even for my tastes
Chris says:
yeah
Chris says:
so, how bout them local sports team?
Vev says:
is it that bad?
Alan says:
We're not interested in sweaty men, Chris, go talk to Dasha
Chris says:
well
Chris says:
no
Chris says:
for one
Chris says:
no
Vev says:
who is dasha
Chris says:
for 2
Chris says:
i hate her
Chris says:
for 3
Chris says:
she's not on
Alan says:
Whoooo!
Alan says:
This Domai is great
Chris says:
are the people you are living with going to mind that alan?
Vev says:
hmm
Alan says:
Hey man, this is just Alpha Centauri., right
Alan says:
You all do it, right
Vev says:
no
Vev says:
no no no no
Chris says:
lol
Alan says:
What!!!
Voltaire says:
do what?
Vev says:
Alan says:
Hey man, this is just Alpha Centauri., right

Voltaire says:
I'm still at a loss
Voltaire says:
And I have a feeling I want it to remain that way
Vev says:
SMACX is no way related to Domai

Alan has left the conversation.

Alan has been added to the conversation.

Vev says:
hi therea agion
Vev says:
just coincidence
Alan says:
Hah!!!
Alan says:
I'm not so easily fooled
Alan says:
You shall all burn!!!
Vev says:
Voltaire is the Head of hte Hive
Chris says:
hey
Chris says:
the person behind me in history is doing a report on voltaire
Voltaire says:
Good choice
Chris says:
i tried to convince her to give him to me
Alan says:
You didnt know Dario was Voltaire?
Chris says:
but she wouldn
Chris says:
t
Chris says:
it was random
Chris says:
i got descartes
Voltaire says:
Ah yes I recall
Voltaire says:
I wanted to do Voltaire in grade 11
Vev says:
use your charm and convince her
Voltaire says:
but i was stuck with Newton, still good
Chris says:
she didnt' even know who he was
Chris says:
and teh 2 people who got plato pronounced his name "plado"
Voltaire says:
**** you class is ignorant
Chris says:
dasha was one of them
Voltaire says:
Now that IS not funny
Voltaire says:
Just ****ing stupid
Vev says:
you there dario?
Voltaire says:
yes
Chris says:
he was just talking
Chris says:
lol
Vev says:
is alan there?
Chris says:
i killed him
Chris says:
so yes, in a sense
Vev says:
or is he really, really, occupied?

Alan has left the conversation.

Alan has been added to the conversation.

Vev says:
hi ther
Chris says:
stop leaving dammit
Alan says:
Uh, the comp didnt tell me I had problems that time
Vev says:
you do realise what you are looking at is not SMAC?
Alan says:
Yes, don't worry, I was just hassling you
Voltaire says:
Yes
Alan says:
It was tastefully done anyway
Voltaire says:
He lies a LOT
Chris says:
yeah
Chris says:
compulsive liar and all
Voltaire says:
Mr. I was both 2 months early and my name was changed to Richard
Chris says:
and a kleptomaniac
Alan says:
Ronald
Vev says:
so you mean no weird deviant hentai stuff?
Alan says:
I've seen some
Alan says:
Dont care for it
Alan says:
Much of it is silliness
Chris says:
remember rob and jen
Chris says:
*shudders*
Voltaire says:
Yes I do remember
Vev says:
I don't
Voltaire says:
I downloaded that stuff to kicks
Chris says:
yeah
Chris says:
yuo weren't ther
Voltaire says:
to find out what hentai was like
Voltaire says:
and they sat there watching it for like 20 min
Chris says:
god
Chris says:
it was scary
Vev says:
rob & jen or hentai?
Voltaire says:
both
Voltaire says:
or rather the combination of the two
Chris says:
yeah
Chris says:
it was eerie
Vev says:
what they are starting to play out the hentai in real life?
Chris says:
NO
Chris says:
bad vev
Chris says:
baaaaad vec
Chris says:
vev
Vev says:
so what happened?
Chris says:
they were just watching it
Voltaire says:
alone
Voltaire says:
in a room
Voltaire says:
with the lights off
Alan says:
Quiet you, lest me cane meet your backside
Vev says:
that doesn't sound too bad
Voltaire says:
no it's not as bad as we make it out to be
Voltaire says:
trust me, we have been exposed to much worse
Chris says:
SPANDEX
Voltaire says:
our little minds cannot be disturbed easely nowdays
Voltaire says:
HA
Voltaire says:
It doesn't affect me anymore
Voltaire says:
I'M FREE
Alan says:
You and Chris havent seen anything
Vev says:
was it eeiree becuase of rob and jen?
Chris says:
you ain't seen nothing yet!
Chris says:
duh duh
Alan says:
I have seen something that should not be seen by any sane mortal
Voltaire says:
What?
Voltaire says:
Damn my curiosity
Voltaire says:
always getting me into places i don't want to be
Alan says:
Naw, you'd figure out the URL if I told you the name
Chris says:
NO
Vev says:
goatse.xc
Chris says:
bad tubgirl
Chris says:
BAD
Chris says:
BAD
Chris says:
BAD
Chris says:
BAD
Voltaire says:
what?
Chris says:
*crosses fingerss*
Alan says:
Christ, ave you seen it Chirs?!
Chris says:
NO
Chris says:
AND DON'T MENTION
Chris says:
on rpgnet they mentioned it
Alan says:
No?
Voltaire says:
he's in denial
Chris says:
and i, i , i read what someone said

Alan has left the conversation.

Chris says:
it was disgusting

Alan has been added to the conversation.

Voltaire says:
What did they say?
Chris says:
I'M NOT SAYING
Alan says:
Chris, HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
Voltaire says:
say what they said
Chris says:
no
Alan says:
Good
Chris says:
just heard about it
Alan says:
Gppd
Chris says:
i am never going near
Voltaire says:
well tell me what is this thing you have heard about?!
Chris says:
why did you go to it?
Alan says:
NO
Chris says:
why?
Vev says:
also, try not to search up scratology
Alan says:
Dario, look, its for your own good
Chris says:
it is
Voltaire says:
I know it is
Alan says:
Scatology is nothing
Voltaire says:
but the fact that I can't have it makes me want it all the more
Vev says:
no
Vev says:
even I say so
Alan says:
I know, Dario
Alan says:
Just forget about it
Voltaire says:
Alright
Chris says:
clear mind
Vev says:
your life will still remain happy
Alan says:
Untainted
Alan says:
God, there are some sick, sick freaks out there
Chris says:
have you seen it vev?
Vev says:
anyone heard of goatse.xc
Alan says:
Yeah
Alan says:
Never seen it
Chris says:
no
Vev says:
bad
Vev says:
e.g. like tubgirl
Vev says:
avoid
Chris says:
youhave seen tubgirl????
Alan says:
I'm curious about it, but I'm not making the same mistake twice
Alan says:
Not after Tub Girl
Vev says:
yes very true
Vev says:
remain untainted dario
Vev says:
resist all urge
Voltaire says:
fine i will resist
Voltaire says:
well no i won
Voltaire says:
wont
Voltaire says:
i'll forget
Voltaire says:
i'm cursed with curiosity
Voltaire says:
but blessed with bad memory
Vev says:
but domai is fine
Vev says:
ask alan
Alan says:
Yes, domai is fine
Alan says:
Domai is more than fine
Alan says:
Because most of them were probably Finnish
Alan says:
Or so it appeared
Alan says:
Ever listened to Finnish music, Vev?
Chris says:
you and your fins
Vev says:
nup
Alan says:
ood ****
Vev says:
have you found the newsletters?
Alan says:
I assume you speak to Dario
Voltaire says:
eh, i'm at a loss
Vev says:
actuallt to alan
Alan says:
Eh?
Alan says:
Newsletter?
Vev says:
guess you haven't found them
Voltaire says:
Gloria patriae et filio, da pacem
Sicut erat in principio, et nunc
et semper, et in secula seculorum
gloria mea pacem
Alan says:
Quiet you
Chris says:
bad latin
Alan says:
How many times have I told you
Alan says:
YOU'RE NOT AFRICAN
Chris says:
*hits latin over head with shovel, making sure it's dead*
Vev says:
seen domai lately dario?
Alan says:
Yeah? Seen it?
Voltaire says:
Vah! Denuone latine loquebar, me imeptum
Alan says:
Real babes
Voltaire says:
no i have not
Vev says:
evil latin
Chris says:
alan
Chris says:
stop mentioning domai
Alan says:
Vev did!
Chris says:
now now
Chris says:
lets not play the blame game
Chris says:
(hehe)
Alan says:
You are such a ****** that I'm at a lack of words
Chris says:
that's not nice
Alan says:
Domai is nicew
Chris says:
what time is it downunder?
Alan says:
Uh, wait
Vev says:
3:15 PM
Alan says:
11:10?
Alan says:
Oh
Chris says:
lol
Alan says:
Close enough
Chris says:
good guess alan
Voltaire says:
yes it's already tomorrow in australia
Vev says:
I don't think I should post this conversation
Vev says:
on the Hive forum
Voltaire says:
LOL
Voltaire says:
You should
Voltaire says:
no one reads them anyway
Chris says:
you should
Vev says:
it would need several posts
Chris says:
do it
Chris says:
seriously
Chris says:
it'd be great
Alan says:
A large amount of what we say should never be posted to the public
Chris says:
says you
Alan says:
Like competetive prostitution
Chris says:
hehehe
Chris says:
that was great
Alan says:
You're sick! Sick as a donkey!
Chris says:
are you saying donkeys are always ill?
Alan says:
What am I saying?
Alan says:
I'm not sure
Alan says:
So where were we
Alan says:
Oh yes
Alan says:
Spiders with large equipment
Chris says:
lol
Chris says:
that was great
Chris says:
good job alan
Chris says:
i'm easily amused this late
Vev says:
where's dario?
Alan says:
I guess that's why they call them "daddy!"
Alan says:
Har har har
Voltaire says:
Still here
Voltaire says:
Watching
Voltaire says:
Observing
Vev says:
spiders
Voltaire says:
Yes, spiders
Alan says:
Drinking
Chris says:
alcohol?
Chris says:
or water
Chris says:
or pop
Vev says:
and avoiding tubgirl
Alan says:
The blood of a virgin
Voltaire says:
nomimasen
Alan says:
Uso da
Chris says:
bien
Alan says:
Osake o nomimasu
Chris says:
donde es bano
Voltaire says:
shouldn't that be 'osake ni nomimasu'?
Alan says:
Ha ha ha ha!
Alan says:
Your teacher sucks
Voltaire says:
i've had 3 classes
Alan says:
Osake o san bai kudasai
Voltaire says:
it's a miracle i know what i do
Chris says:
night
Alan says:
Wait man
Alan says:
What did I say
Vev says:
nooo
Vev says:
you are leaving
Chris says:
what?
Chris says:
i said night
Alan says:
It's 11:30 over there
Chris says:
how does that imply leaving
Voltaire says:
yes it is
Voltaire says:
and i should be going as well
Chris says:
yeah, i'm gone
Chris says:
nice meeting you vev
Voltaire says:
and since you are such an expert in Japanese
Alan says:
Osake o kyu bia kudasai
Voltaire says:
you'll teach me from now on
Alan says:
bai*
Alan says:
Sure
Chris says:
i asked where the bathroom was by the way
Vev says:
and avoid all the things we have mentioned
Alan says:
Did not
Voltaire says:
Vev
Alan says:
Toirettu wa doko desu ka
Voltaire says:
do post this conversation
Chris says:
post it
Chris says:
josh will love it
Voltaire says:
i want to see the reactions of the Hive
Chris says:

Alan says:
Means where is the bathroom
Voltaire says:
lol
Chris says:
donde es bano
Chris says:
where is the bathroom
Voltaire says:
ah
Alan says:
I know
Vev says:
some things should have protected from the public
Voltaire says:
a useful phrase
Alan says:
Yeah, in Mexico
Voltaire says:
and the public should be protected from somethings
Chris says:
lol
Alan says:
Where the food travels throuh you like a bullet train
Voltaire says:
but due to the Hive freedom of information laws
Chris says:
BYE
Voltaire says:
we have to post this conversation
Voltaire says:
night
Voltaire says:
all
Chris says:
post it
Voltaire says:
i will speak to you all tomorrow

Chris has left the conversation.

And my essay topic is: Pygmies from North Korea and their effect on U.S. foreign policy has left the conversation.

**Snowflake** · September 19, 2003, 10:24

Vev, go sleep.

Dario, who are "me and stephen"?

**Vander** · September 19, 2003, 13:04

...

**Voltaire** · September 19, 2003, 16:17

LOL, I didn't think Vev would post it.

Me is of course me, Chairman Voltaire (AKA Dario).

Stephen is Corellion of the CyCon.

**Kody** · September 19, 2003, 20:41

Extensive analysis on the implications of this turn chat was recently completed.

The IP address of each person was tracked down and it was found that Alan, Chris and Voltaire were at their respective homes when this occured. This leads to the assumption that they were all fairly relaxed and there is a high likelyhood they were all telling the truth.

It was observed that a unnamed person seemed to guide the conversation down particular areas of interest. It has been decided that there was no ulterior motive other than that person was a goofball.

The references towards hentai suggests that there is a source site which has been providing the hentai needs. If the Hive can shutdown the source site, it would be a good blackmail technique to force Dario to do more work for the good of the Hive.

Alan appears to be interested in Domai if he can be convinced to join the Hive he may make an excellent go between in our relations with the Drones. Also from his frequent references to Domai the sexuality of Alan is not in doubt and Claire may be able to control him successfully.

Chris is an unknown factor. Although it appears that Rokossovky and him go way back, and Rokossovky may be able to control him. It would be prudent to assert which way Chris actually swings, so this unknown can be controlled better. It is advised that HongHu may be suitable for this tactical mission.

Further information should be gathered on the secret weapons tubgirl and goatse.xc. These weapons may be useful in our covert spam operations of other factions.

After Dario has been controlled by limiting his access to hentai, he should be used to recruit Alan and Chris into the Hive. These members will make productive members after some nervestapling and their personality profiles match a particular unnamed wing of the Hive.

**Octavian X** · September 19, 2003, 21:50

*Octavian jumps around happily, glad to know he isn't the only one here who knows what FLCL is.

**Jamski** · September 22, 2003, 18:56

Can't believe Vev got me to read all that

-Jam

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