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The SMAC A to Z
(as featured on Sesame-Protein-Substitutes Tunnel)
A is for Angels, the faction that spies,
B is for Boreholes, that minerals provide,
C is for Colony Pod, we can't get enough,
D is for Drone Riots, when their life is too tough,
E is for Energy Credits, Morgan's great joy,
F is for Formers, a borehole drilling toy,
G is for Gaians, who love the enviroment,
H is for Human Genome Project, an extra Talent,
I is for Information Networks, gives us Network Node,
J is for Jamski, who is writing this ode,
K is for Kloning Vats, a pop-boomin' tool,
L is for Lal, the old democratic fool,
M is for Mineral Resources, for our builds to get ahead,
N is for Nervestapling untill they are dead,
O is for Orbital Defense Pod, we'd best get a set,
P is for Planet Buster, we won't use them? You bet?
Q is for Quantum Physics, a tech we won't need,
R is for Recon Rovers, dangerous at any speed,
S is for Supply Crawler, the builders best friend,
T is for Terraforming, planting forests without end,
U is for Universal Translator, gives free techs, what is better?
V is for Virtual World, a free holo theater,
W is for Weather Paradigm, so we can farm faster,
X is for X-Gas Copters, to show we're the master,
Y is for Yang, leading the working class,
Z is for (z)Xenofungus, a real pain in the arse.
-Jam
(as featured on Sesame-Protein-Substitutes Tunnel)
A is for Angels, the faction that spies,
B is for Boreholes, that minerals provide,
C is for Colony Pod, we can't get enough,
D is for Drone Riots, when their life is too tough,
E is for Energy Credits, Morgan's great joy,
F is for Formers, a borehole drilling toy,
G is for Gaians, who love the enviroment,
H is for Human Genome Project, an extra Talent,
I is for Information Networks, gives us Network Node,
J is for Jamski, who is writing this ode,
K is for Kloning Vats, a pop-boomin' tool,
L is for Lal, the old democratic fool,
M is for Mineral Resources, for our builds to get ahead,
N is for Nervestapling untill they are dead,
O is for Orbital Defense Pod, we'd best get a set,
P is for Planet Buster, we won't use them? You bet?
Q is for Quantum Physics, a tech we won't need,
R is for Recon Rovers, dangerous at any speed,
S is for Supply Crawler, the builders best friend,
T is for Terraforming, planting forests without end,
U is for Universal Translator, gives free techs, what is better?
V is for Virtual World, a free holo theater,
W is for Weather Paradigm, so we can farm faster,
X is for X-Gas Copters, to show we're the master,
Y is for Yang, leading the working class,
Z is for (z)Xenofungus, a real pain in the arse.
-Jam
Now don't be sarcastic. This is doggerel. Shakespear is spinning in his grave.
Anybody cares for enlightening me?
He does have that one thing. 
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