Welcome to Hive Roulette. Each day I will play a game of chance for all of you.....And if you meet certain conditions, then you will get 25 FREE nerve staplings! The rest of you get to play into the next round.
If you are the last person remaining, then you shall win......A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF XENODOUGHNUTS!!! For the day of SATURDAY UTAH TIME, the roulette game will be....
CARDECHKA OF DEATH
Everyone shall pick a card, and a color....For example, Ace, Black. Then, at the end of the day, I shall pull up Solitare and click the deck of cards. WHICHEVER CARD IS FURTHEST from the card the computer picks will be ELIMINATED!
The risk of eliminition, for the capitalist pigdogs whom are salivating over the grand prize, is LOW. However, in the future I may introduce more risky games....
COMRADES, PLAY!
If you are the last person remaining, then you shall win......A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF XENODOUGHNUTS!!! For the day of SATURDAY UTAH TIME, the roulette game will be....
CARDECHKA OF DEATH
Everyone shall pick a card, and a color....For example, Ace, Black. Then, at the end of the day, I shall pull up Solitare and click the deck of cards. WHICHEVER CARD IS FURTHEST from the card the computer picks will be ELIMINATED!
The risk of eliminition, for the capitalist pigdogs whom are salivating over the grand prize, is LOW. However, in the future I may introduce more risky games....
COMRADES, PLAY!
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