Suggestions: A new newspaper and "titles"

[Gnool]

I was in the AC-DG forum when I realised that each faction has their own newspaper, and that in order to be informed we would need to read each newspaper. I suggest that we form a new newspaper that covers all news covered in all papers. It would be read by people of all factions instead of them having to read 5 different papers. This would be yet another opportunity for the Hive to subdugate everyone inform the oppressed masses living under the yoke of capitalism. We could start off lightly - show a slight pro-Hive stance, until eventually it is a publication of Hive propaganda. We'd have to have this transition slowly, so people wouldn't notice they're being brainwashed informed.

I was reading that reformist revisionist wannabe George Orwell's book Animal Farm the other day when I (all by myself) conceived the idea of "titles" for outstanding Hive People - for example, Worker Hero Class 1 for outstanding contributions leading to the furtherment of Hive society, Work Hero Class 2 for outstanding contributions leading to the furtherment of interfactional socialism, etc.

Discuss these ideas

[Rokossovky]

On the topic of the new news paper, there is only PRAVDA. PRAVDA is the truth and anyone wanting enlightenment will read it. Comrades Micah, War of Art, and Tassadar are doing an excellent job providing completely unbiased and factual news to the world. As for the titles of people... sounds kewl.

[Jamski]

Originally posted by Rokossovky
...there is only PRAVDA. PRAVDA is the truth and anyone wanting enlightenment will read it.

If anyone thinks otherwise they will be nerve-stapled are mistaken. PRAVDA is the news.

-Jam

[Gnool]

I suppose if they don't get enlightened by reading the Pravda they'll be enlightened by our impact rovers tattooing tyre tracks on their head during our inevitable conquest of Planet uhm our highly refined nervestapling techniques during our inevitble conquest of Planet hmm... nothing and there's no hope for them

[Jamski]

I shouildn't laugh so much... it hurts me

-Jam