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Did you come to Hive expecting a job, but still without one?
Then do we have an offer for you! 
As The Minister of Industry & Development, I have been appointed the task of assigning two lucky comrades to the duties of Commissar of Infrastructure, and Commissar of Economic Development! This will make you either the head of The Department of Economic Development or The Department of Infrastructure respectably.
"But I can not win an election, not even in The Hive!"
I hear you say, well have no fear, because there are no elections required for these two departments as I assign who leads them as I am The Minister. So do you have what it takes? Even if you don't chances are that this will be the time when you discover your hidden talents!
Now what do you need to be skilled in?
The requirements of the job are:
Commissar of Economic Development:
-This will involve dealing with the economy of The Hive. Specifically, the allocation of, and recoding of, the amount of energy in our faction. We expect decent Maths capabilities in this department (or the ownership of a calculator). This will also involve maximizing economic output and overall energy consumption.
Commissar of Infrastructure:
-Congratulations! You are now a field Marshall! Of a very special army, I am talking about our Army of Formers! Even though they have not yet been invented, we know that it will be your eventual duty to order the Formers to build, change, and alter the natural landscape of Planet. This means that it shall be your duty to raise the terrain on on the neighbors borders to keep the good western winds that provide nutrients out of our enemies. It will also be your duty to give us well placed mountains that trap the good air on our side and give us nutrients, not to mention the immediate tasks or road building.
Do you think you have what it takes? If so apply here, if not, we will come for you eventually so why not save time and apply here anyway?
"The Hive, assigning labour, with a smile!"
As The Minister of Industry & Development, I have been appointed the task of assigning two lucky comrades to the duties of Commissar of Infrastructure, and Commissar of Economic Development! This will make you either the head of The Department of Economic Development or The Department of Infrastructure respectably."But I can not win an election, not even in The Hive!"
I hear you say, well have no fear, because there are no elections required for these two departments as I assign who leads them as I am The Minister. So do you have what it takes? Even if you don't chances are that this will be the time when you discover your hidden talents!
Now what do you need to be skilled in?
The requirements of the job are:
Commissar of Economic Development:
-This will involve dealing with the economy of The Hive. Specifically, the allocation of, and recoding of, the amount of energy in our faction. We expect decent Maths capabilities in this department (or the ownership of a calculator). This will also involve maximizing economic output and overall energy consumption.
Commissar of Infrastructure:
-Congratulations! You are now a field Marshall! Of a very special army, I am talking about our Army of Formers! Even though they have not yet been invented, we know that it will be your eventual duty to order the Formers to build, change, and alter the natural landscape of Planet. This means that it shall be your duty to raise the terrain on on the neighbors borders to keep the good western winds that provide nutrients out of our enemies. It will also be your duty to give us well placed mountains that trap the good air on our side and give us nutrients, not to mention the immediate tasks or road building.
Do you think you have what it takes? If so apply here, if not, we will come for you eventually so why not save time and apply here anyway?
"The Hive, assigning labour, with a smile!"
) I would like to apply here for either one of both positions, since I consider myself a pretty good mathematics talent (
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