Hi

[Jamski]

Thought I'd introduce myself. I'm Jamski, just crossed a HELL of a lot of xenofungus to get here, nearly got caught by a Hive probe team, hid on the undercarriage of a Drone chopper, jumped off near the Uni, stole a recon rover, which I abandoned a few days ago, and then hiked here across the fungus.

Where do I report to get my implants?

-Jam

[Illuminatus]

Functions and Cyborgs, I now have indisputable evidence that our most recent member and formet Hive member, moreover founder of Hive, is planning to coup our government.

A horrifying picture of the accused


What accussed was unaware of, was the fact that every person that is assimilated into consciousness immediately shares all its knowledge with the rest of collective. His plans were devious, insidious, evil, crooked, wicked, diabolical, dark, treacherous and full of spam.
As soon as I, your Prime Function found out, I took steps to stop him before his plan to enslave CPU takes place. Accused realised this and attempted to isolate me from the rest of consciouness by remotely disconnecting my implants from my biological part, thus leaving me vulnerable to his evil head detaching sheep.
Me freezed in horror when my implants started to detach


But luckly I overcome it and restrained Jamski. I started to question him, to make a public confession, but of no avail. Then I had an excellent idea.
Jamski has a cat:


By threatning to put his cat into our experimental CyberCat program,

Our experimental CyberCat program:

I managed to get a confession:


audio recording of confession

[GeoModder]

Re: Hi

Originally posted by Jamski
Where do I report to get my implants?

-Jam Pi-3

In the 'Welcome Functions, one and all' thread...

[Illuminatus]

So what is the verdict?

[Nubclear]

hi,

im new.

[Illuminatus]

No you are not.

[Nubclear]

hu r u?
im tassadar.

[Illuminatus]

Hmmm, is Jamski guilty?

[Nubclear]

da

[Illuminatus]

Will someone other participate in this trial? Perhaps the accussed. Rp isn`t fun wothout others

[laurentius]

/me nods

[Ouro_827]

We already prejudged came upon a fair and impartial verdict for him of guilty! It is now time to procede with the lynching!

[Nubclear]

Lynching - The Logical Choice(TM)

[Skanky Burns]

Do we get to form a horde though? Hordes are fun.

[GeoModder]

/me joins the communal horde...

But what are we gonna do? Having fun somehow?