This thread is for discussing the Declaration of War we will be posting on the Forum at the end of turn 2150. It will formaly declare war on PEACE and atempt to infuence public opinon in our direction, also it should be funny too.
Here are some of my initial thoughts on what we should present.
ATTENTION - level 10 Priority Declaration of the Cybornetic Conciousness.
As of day 249 of the mission year 2150 the Cybornetic Conciousness is formaly and officialy in a state of Vendetta/war with the conglomeration of people know as the Pirates Expeditionary Armada and Chironian Explorers aka PEACE.
PreEmptive military action has been comensed upon the Bases of said faction, Cycon algorithims predict a 93.74% propability of victory over PEACE defensive forces.
The Concoiusness wishes to make its intentions, reasons and aims clear to the games nutral factions so as to aid future diplomatic engagments. In acordance with this policy the Conciousness formaly charges PEACE with the following crimes.
1 - Retetedly and wantedly asking for sweateners at the last minute of a trade (often near the end of our turn when they know we are about to post) threatening that said trade will not be conducted without the additional sweetener.
2 - Abusing the good will of our ill faited Pact, which we withdrew from due to their abuse.
3 - Piloting Navel vessals whial under the influens of an intoxicating substance (naimly XenoRum)
4 - Having tecnologies which we dont have
5 - Having realy nice bases with lots of Bonus tiles nearby (thanks Googlie )
6 - Having weak defences
7 - Driving hard bargains when it came to tec trading and com link trades.
8 - Over use of the word "Arrrrrg", "Matey" and "Shiver me timbers!".
9 - Having Scurvy.
10 - Illegaly downloading Cycon Music and other Intilectual Properties over the Internet.
11 - Being a highly Irational and Emotional set of Full Humans who cling to emotions out of archaic evolutionary tendencies, inspite of the glorious example set by the Cycons.
12 - Repetedly breaking the 48 hour time limit and averaging almost 60 hours to play turns over the last 3 months.
When the preceeding Paramiters are entered in to Cycon Algorithims the output is undeniably....
CAUSI BELLUM
(though admitedly we dont have Ethical Calculus yet so we may have forgotten to carry the 3 and the Answer could infact be 42)
Thus the Conciousness expects and strongly advises other faction to remain nutral in this confilct, though we do encourage others to gift PEACE any tecnologies that we currently lack.
To PEACE we issue this ultimatim:
ALL YOUR BASES WILL BELONG TO US, YOUR BIOLOGICAL, TECNOLOGICAL AND FINANCIAL DISTINCTIVNESS WILL BE ADDED TO OUR OWN, RESISTENCE IS OFCORSE FUTILE!
Oh and by the way MERRY CHRISTMAS and a Happy New Year!
Here are some of my initial thoughts on what we should present.
ATTENTION - level 10 Priority Declaration of the Cybornetic Conciousness.
As of day 249 of the mission year 2150 the Cybornetic Conciousness is formaly and officialy in a state of Vendetta/war with the conglomeration of people know as the Pirates Expeditionary Armada and Chironian Explorers aka PEACE.
PreEmptive military action has been comensed upon the Bases of said faction, Cycon algorithims predict a 93.74% propability of victory over PEACE defensive forces.
The Concoiusness wishes to make its intentions, reasons and aims clear to the games nutral factions so as to aid future diplomatic engagments. In acordance with this policy the Conciousness formaly charges PEACE with the following crimes.
1 - Retetedly and wantedly asking for sweateners at the last minute of a trade (often near the end of our turn when they know we are about to post) threatening that said trade will not be conducted without the additional sweetener.
2 - Abusing the good will of our ill faited Pact, which we withdrew from due to their abuse.
3 - Piloting Navel vessals whial under the influens of an intoxicating substance (naimly XenoRum)
4 - Having tecnologies which we dont have
5 - Having realy nice bases with lots of Bonus tiles nearby (thanks Googlie )
6 - Having weak defences
7 - Driving hard bargains when it came to tec trading and com link trades.
8 - Over use of the word "Arrrrrg", "Matey" and "Shiver me timbers!".
9 - Having Scurvy.
10 - Illegaly downloading Cycon Music and other Intilectual Properties over the Internet.
11 - Being a highly Irational and Emotional set of Full Humans who cling to emotions out of archaic evolutionary tendencies, inspite of the glorious example set by the Cycons.
12 - Repetedly breaking the 48 hour time limit and averaging almost 60 hours to play turns over the last 3 months.
When the preceeding Paramiters are entered in to Cycon Algorithims the output is undeniably....
CAUSI BELLUM
(though admitedly we dont have Ethical Calculus yet so we may have forgotten to carry the 3 and the Answer could infact be 42)
Thus the Conciousness expects and strongly advises other faction to remain nutral in this confilct, though we do encourage others to gift PEACE any tecnologies that we currently lack.
To PEACE we issue this ultimatim:
ALL YOUR BASES WILL BELONG TO US, YOUR BIOLOGICAL, TECNOLOGICAL AND FINANCIAL DISTINCTIVNESS WILL BE ADDED TO OUR OWN, RESISTENCE IS OFCORSE FUTILE!
Oh and by the way MERRY CHRISTMAS and a Happy New Year!
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