Official: New Region Name (Final)

[Method]

Originally posted by Cedayon

ah, yes that. my attempt to breed a guhmtelfitrickber with a meatloaf was successful!

(btw, no need to use IMG tags for , it's one of poly's smilies)

[Cedayon]

Originally posted by TKG
ah, yes that. my attempt to breed a guhmtelfitrickber with a meatloaf was successful!

Indeed, the sucker's more mobile than it looks, it made it all the way to Cyclops before we managed to catch it!

(btw, no need to use IMG tags for , it's one of poly's smilies)

Ah, I see...

[Method]

what?! you mean it can swim?!

[Cedayon]

Originally posted by TKG
what?! you mean it can swim?!

Not sure, I just got reports of this red lumpy thing hopping across the water surface. Had to take a pretty fast skim-boat out to round the thing up

And I won't mention what it did to the containment cell... and adjoining facility... what am I going to tell the insurance company?

*looks at "Cause of Damage" field... scribbles in "TKG"*

[Method]

damn, it seems even moving the CIAC to a sea base has failed in containing escapees.

/me notes to self: stop breeding GMTLFITRCBR's.
/me notes to self: send several GMTLFITRCBRB(read)W(ith)M(eatloaf)'s to UN Aquaxenobanana to be deployed in labourer's throng.

[Cedayon]

Originally posted by TKG
damn, it seems even moving the CIAC to a sea base has failed in containing escapees.

On further examination it appears that the specimen lacks the natural ability to hop on water, but rather had a substance applied to its exterior that allowed it to do so. Upon our removal of this substance, the specimen broke into our chem lab, synthesized a more adhesive form of the same substance, coated itself in it, and escaped. I presume it's returning home

...

What the ****? Who took those top secret data tapes!?