Elections: Director of Internal Affairs

[Lemmy]

Candidates:

TKG

3 days open

[Hercules]

I shouldn't really vote for you because of your alleged abuse of animal and alien rights, but I have been advised you have done nothing against current UN Peacekeeper law.

With your two headed cow experiments , not only have you created 'horns of dilemmas' but you have created two horns of dilemmas.

[Method]

look, internal affairs has nothing to do with 2 headed cows. i'm finished performing evill experiments on animals, and besides which, there's nothing wrong with any of the xenocows i created. they all lived long, healthy lives. except for the one lemmy stole, which i'm sure is being tortured in his basement next to the clones of maniac and his Kassiopeia voodoo doll

[Hercules]

I suspect our UN inspectors might want to take a closer look at your laboratories and palaces for weapons of mass destruction, especially biological weapons such as those fire prickly things.

[Method]

Originally posted by Hercules
I suspect our UN inspectors might want to take a closer look at your laboratories and palaces for weapons of mass destruction, especially biological weapons such as those fire prickly things.

what palaces for WOMDs? i suspect you are making this up, for no such palaces exist.

if the fire prickly things you speak of are my precious 's, they mearly dangerous animals. by that logic, would you consider a bear to be a biological weapon?

[Kassiopeia]

Originally posted by TKG
his Kassiopeia voodoo doll