The Recreation Commons part 2

[Kassiopeia]

Connections... (some things are best left unexplained)

Now. You said you could turn these into Japanese school girls. Get on with it, we need to pacify that thing (and to sell some pr0n).

[Method]

nahhh, i've got a better idea



DIE YOU GUMTELFITRICKBER! DIE!

[DeathByTheSword]

i declare my self chairman of the STGTIRRBC (Save-The-Green-Thingies-In-Rec-Room-Bathroom-Club) and i say Hail to the green thingies

(yes they have mind control abilities)

[Method]

even better! now when my guhmtelfitrickber breeding program is complete i shall be maste...i've said too much



BTW, DBTS: that should be: STGMTLFITRCBRC, sta-guhm-tel-fit-rick-berk, or save-the-green-mysterious-tentacled-life-forms-in-the-rec-commons-bath-room-club.

[Kassiopeia]

FCOL, STFU AOY!

1. The green thing is not going to be destroyed.
2. The green thing is going to be appeased with Japanese school girls.
3. We are gonna make lots of green things, dinero, money, credits, cold hard cash, by selling holorecordings of part 2.).

Do you understand? You don't? Excellent.

[lucky22]

We won't make a real micro-cred trying to sell your depraved, vile, unconscionable holo. This is the road to both moral and material bankruptcy!! I urge you to try several hundred gallons of trichlorethane first.
For the love of humanity!!!

[Mr. President]

Don't listen to him! How much for that holo?

[Pandemoniak]

/me calls Hercules to rescue

Police ! Police ! Police !

They all became mad, we must get rid of those green things who pollutes our citizens brains ! They're making TKG believe he wants to control the world !

er... maybe its his plan and his own conspiracy...
/me sneaks out of the Rec Commons, jump in a rover and drive at any speed to join Pandemonium and get a new government ready for when TKG make his coup d'état naming greenies at all directorates.

[GeneralTacticus]

Police! Police! We have a revolutionary on our hands!

[Kassiopeia]

Mr. President, thank you for expressing your interest. The plan is being executed, and as soon as TKG is finished with those school girls ( ) we will initiate production of the first pr0n holos on Chiron.

[Method]

Originally posted by Pandemoniak
They're making TKG believe he wants to control the world!

kass the plan is not going ahead. it's just....wrong. you can keep your schoolgirls, and i'll find some other way to get this guhmtelfitrickber out of here

[Kassiopeia]

This is simply unacceptable. We need Japanese school girls. I need Japanese school girls. I will get them. If you won't deliver them, then Morgan will.

[Drogue]

LOL... Am I the only one whose a little scared And besides, Morgan will make you pay through the nose

[Method]

and you think i wouldn't?

[Kassiopeia]

LOL... Am I the only one whose a little scared

And besides, Morgan will make you pay through the nose

He will be the one paying, as soon as I get production started. Pr0n holos will have wide markets, like they did on Old Earth.