Hercules, dear mister, I plea to you! Lemmy was indeed the culprit, I was in error. But Lemmy is a gentleman of a most esteemed history, I am sure he will agree that this won't happen again. He is a respected citizen of the highest degree and arresting him for this silly mishap he had after a few too many fungal vodkas is uncalled for. Could you consider letting him go this one time unscathed, dear mister Hercules sir?
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Special Inspector Hercules Partnet: I demand, under articles VI & VII of the Bill or Rights, Article IV, UN Constitution, that you immediately and unconditionally disclose the full extent of your accusations against me of serial murder and Grand Theft Xenobrew.Last edited by GeneralTacticus; October 18, 2002, 07:01.
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Seeing as I am the victim, I'd like to request the following punishment:
One of the gravest thinkable: a ban of one full day from the Rec Commons.
And a fine to pay a Tournée Générale to everyone currently present in the Rec Commons.Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!
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OMG pand, that's great! i'll make one for each section (later....)
maybe i won't use the biogenetics icon, maybe info networks, or net node
regarding lemmy, i think the thing to do in this case is to NOT put him in jail (that's what he wants you know, to go to jail )
i told you i'd get you lemmy! mwa ha ha!
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Hercules, dear mister, I plea to you! Lemmy was indeed the culprit, I was in error. But Lemmy is a gentleman of a most esteemed history, I am sure he will agree that this won't happen again. He is a respected citizen of the highest degree and arresting him for this silly mishap he had after a few too many fungal vodkas is uncalled for. Could you consider letting him go this one time unscathed, dear mister Hercules sir?
I would see this sentence as most correct and just. There is simply no need to imprison him.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I confess, i did it!!!! I did it all, i stole the money, i confess to the Grand Theft Xenobrew, i confess to the serial killings!! And you know why i did it? Because i'm evil
Yeah, that's right, EVIL!!!
/me knocks out Kass for "helping" him.
See, i'm evil...Mwuahahahhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/me flees to his hidden lair in New Suez Section 8, sublevel 2, in the east wing to contemplate his world domination plans.
<Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
Play Bumps! No, wait, play Slings!
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