Gaian punishment is much more subtle and nasty the nerve stapling:
* Having your exercise instructor changed to the Spartan GIRT (whose intelligence is indicated by his sloping forehead and dragging knuckles) instead of the Gaian Marla, for whom ‘give me 20’ has more than one meaning
* Forced to watch the Hivean tour de force: Keeping the Feeding Den Clean
* Being promoted to ambassador to the Morganites, and instructed to listen in rapt attention to their endless droning on the joys of boreholes
* Being denied the hand-prepared Chiron Pear Flambé, and being given the Spartan delicacy synthgruel instead
* Telling the nearest Believer that you’ve always admired Miriam’s true beauty, and that your truest wish is to take the Lord God as your personal savior
* Attending a University symposium on proper Mindworm dissection techniques
* Having your exercise instructor changed to the Spartan GIRT (whose intelligence is indicated by his sloping forehead and dragging knuckles) instead of the Gaian Marla, for whom ‘give me 20’ has more than one meaning
* Forced to watch the Hivean tour de force: Keeping the Feeding Den Clean
* Being promoted to ambassador to the Morganites, and instructed to listen in rapt attention to their endless droning on the joys of boreholes
* Being denied the hand-prepared Chiron Pear Flambé, and being given the Spartan delicacy synthgruel instead
* Telling the nearest Believer that you’ve always admired Miriam’s true beauty, and that your truest wish is to take the Lord God as your personal savior
* Attending a University symposium on proper Mindworm dissection techniques
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