Recreation Commons – Eighth Floor: The Cloudbase Drinking Academy

[Drogue]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Hey, I'm not the one about to cook them.

Originally posted by Jamski
Mmmmmmmm - Fried Dogs!

I like that a LOT!

Originally posted by Rasputin
and one hot dog tooo

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
When you finish cooking, Drogue, I'll have some chips from the left basket thanks.

Sure

Originally posted by t_ras
xenodonauts please....

Of course

Originally posted by Rasputin
another bottle of red wine pleasde...

Coming up

/me cracks open a bottle of Red Sargasso, grabs some xenodonuts and empties the contents of the chip fryer onto a plate...

Enjoy

[Jamski]

WHERE'S MY HOT DOG!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe I'll have a cat instead :

-Jam

[Drogue]

Eating cats is an even worse offense

The eating of live animals is forbidden in this bar

A hot dog we can do, but American, not Korean style

[t_ras]

*two blue uniformed men came and took jamski a way for about half an hour.....

sorry for the inconbinience, he forgot his weely nervstapling setion so he was suffering from some..."malfunctioning"
(as metter of fatc i think he was enjoying it not suffering, but whatever the commisar says it's true...)

[Skanky Burns]

Since we can't eat cats, can I have this to drink then?

[t_ras]

(i think this one's mal functioning too....)

[GeoModder]

Originally posted by Drogue
If you want it properly bond-style, it's a 6:1 Vodka Martini, shaken. A dry gin one is 4:1, a medium 2:1 (or 4:1 rosso and 4:1 dry vermouth), a very dry 8:1, and a Monty 16:1 (if anyone can guess the reasoning for the name and ratio they get one on the house). All gin martini's are stirred 4 times, vodka ones are best shaken, indeed, since they should be served cold, it should be the only way, but can be served stirred if needs be.

/me ponders over this very important decision

Mmm, tuff choices you present, but I'll have a very dry gin 8:1, and since I'm a bit in forgetting mood, present me a Vodka Martini shaken afterwards, 6:1 off course!!

/me slumps a bit back in his stool awaiting his drink(s)

[GeoModder]

Originally posted by t_ras
(i think this one's mal functioning too....)

Yes, you might be true, but he's CyCon so...

/me opens a comlink to the nearest CyberGorilla squad. They lumber in within seconds, take Skanky Gamma Two with them for recalibration of the taste enhancement circuitry

[Drogue]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Since we can't eat cats, can I have this to drink then?

Nope

[Drogue]

Originally posted by GeoModder
* GeoModder ponders over this very important decision

Mmm, tuff choices you present, but I'll have a very dry gin 8:1, and since I'm a bit in forgetting mood, present me a Vodka Martini shaken afterwards, 6:1 off course!!

* GeoModder slumps a bit back in his stool awaiting his drink(s)

/me puts two martini glasses in front of Geo.

/me grabs a bottle of vermouth and puts a dash in on of the waiting martini glasses. He picks up the gin, pours until it hits gets to the top, and then stirs it clockwise, 4 times, with a long barspoon. He adds an olive and presents it to Geo.

/me then grabs the vermouth again, adds a slightly larger dash to a shaker filled with ice, pours in a couple of shots of vodka, plants down the shaker glass and shakes it over his shoulder. After pouring carefully between the glass and the shaker into the other glass, Drogue gets a lighter from his pocket, takes an orange twist and flames it, before dropping it over the side of the glass.

Enjoy

[Drogue]

Originally posted by GeoModder
Yes, you might be true, but he's CyCon so...

* GeoModder opens a comlink to the nearest CyberGorilla squad. They lumber in within seconds, take Skanky Gamma Two with them for recalibration of the taste enhancement circuitry

There is only one Cyborg Gorilla, and he is guarding this bar. It is the Gorilla, not a Gorilla. And he's more than enough to reject any malfunctioning Cyborgs, or any fullhumans where needs be.

[GeoModder]

Originally posted by Drogue

There is only one Cyborg Gorilla, and he is guarding this bar. It is the Gorilla, not a Gorilla. And he's more than enough to reject any malfunctioning Cyborgs, or any fullhumans where needs be.

So, Obstructor's Cyborg Gorilla's in this bar are not the real thing then
He is just making up impossible creatures
He should be from this bar for frauding... at least for 5 minutes

[GeoModder]

Originally posted by Drogue

* Drogue puts two martini glasses in front of Geo.

* Drogue grabs a bottle of vermouth and puts a dash in on of the waiting martini glasses. He picks up the gin, pours until it hits gets to the top, and then stirs it clockwise, 4 times, with a long barspoon. He adds an olive and presents it to Geo.

* Drogue then grabs the vermouth again, adds a slightly larger dash to a shaker filled with ice, pours in a couple of shots of vodka, plants down the shaker glass and shakes it over his shoulder. After pouring carefully between the glass and the shaker into the other glass, me gets a lighter from his pocket, takes an orange twist and flames it, before dropping it over the side of the glass.

Your proficiency as a bartender continues to surprise me, Drogue, in addittion to your skill with confusing barstories.

/me wonders now if he has one empty glass AND a filled one with a mixed substance and half spilled, and flamed on top of that!!

Clarify this for me pls. It is very important, since I need to drink those in proper order.

[Drogue]

Originally posted by GeoModder
So, Obstructor's Cyborg Gorilla's in this bar are not the real thing then
He is just making up impossible creatures
He should be from this bar for frauding... at least for 5 minutes

It could be a new University project into creating them, they could even be trained circus gorilla's. However the only true Cyborg Gorilla I'm aware of is the bouncer here, at the Rec Commons.

Originally posted by GeoModder
Your proficiency as a bartender continues to surprise me, Drogue, in addittion to your skill with confusing barstories.

Thank you I was a bartender for a while in real life, and I've been mixing cocktails for years at parties. The scary thing is my girlfriend can do it well too. Good for parties, bad for livers

Originally posted by GeoModder
* GeoModder wonders now if he has one empty glass AND a filled one with a mixed substance and half spilled, and flamed on top of that!!

I'm presuming, knowing your efficiency at drinking, that the gin martini has been drunk. The vodka martini is still there, and has a flamed orange twist draped over the side, half in the liquid, half out of the glass. Flaming orange peel is simple, just heat it with a lighter, squeeze it between your fingers and it should have a little *whoosh* and then drop it into the glass, of over the rim It's used instead of an orange in vodka martini's, in some places.

[GeoModder]

Originally posted by Drogue
* Drogue then grabs the vermouth again, adds a slightly larger dash to a shaker filled with ice, pours in a couple of shots of vodka, plants down the shaker glass and shakes it over his shoulder. After pouring carefully between the glass and the shaker into the other glass , Drogue gets a lighter from his pocket, takes an orange twist and flames it, before dropping it over the side of the glass.

No, what I mean is: from what stands here, it is not clear what you mean with the other glass I'm a bit concerned if you trying to lure me in drinking a gin-vodka with an olive and flamed orange peel or not.

/me has a questioning look on his face...