Recreation Commons – Eighth Floor: The Cloudbase Drinking Academy

[Skanky Burns]

Jamski, I can *sense* bourbon from over 100 meters away.
But don't worry, I won... OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT IN THE WINDOW BEHIND YOU?!?
/me grabs several of the bottles while Jamski is distracted

Personally, I'm just trying to make a mark on the alcoholics list.

[Drogue]

Kassi:
Aren't they Off Topic though, so no +1s?

Skanky: You're already halfway up. Making a mark isn't that hard, it seems

[Jamski]

Hey Jamski, Do you still want to hear the rest of the story?

Beat it Grampa! I mean sure, tell us about the Impact Rifle inspector again.

I've never heard of Schwarzbier.

And you call yourself a "barman"

Jamski, I can *sense* bourbon from over 100 meters away.

Damm, spotted. I'll Have to share it with you then... wait... oh... I'm sure I had more bottles than that. Sorry, I'll have to keep them for "medical reasons"
/me hears a clinking noise as Skanky turns round *
HEY!! I can HEAR Bourbon from 5 yards away!
/me tackles Skanky, sending bottles and furniture flying. *
TAKE THAT!

-Jam

[Skanky Burns]

Bartender, quickly, a bottle of wine!
I can't break a bottle of bourbon over Jamski's head.
/me keeps hold of some of the bottles, and watches where the others roll to

[Jamski]

/me scrabbles around trying to grab the whiskey and sit on Skanky's head at the same time *

No, Drogue, not a bottle of wine! Give him a baguette!

-Jam

[Drogue]

No, there is to be no fighting in this bar.

/me looks at the Gorilla, who, noticing his command, comes to break it up. The Gorilla walks into the middle of the fighting Jamski and Skanky, takes the bottles out of Skanky's arms, bends down to pick up a couple that fell to the floor, and walks to the bar. He sits on a bar stool, puts the bottles in front of him on the bar, uncorks one, and puts the liquid to his lips.

/me wonders if selling tickets would be a good idea

Originally posted by Jamski
And you call yourself a "barman"

Yes. An English one.

I wouldn't expect to find Shepard Neame, or Frog, or Adnams, in a German bar. Indeed, I've never met a German who hasn't lived in England who knows of these fine ales. But then, I am a cocktail barman

[Skanky Burns]

That isn't a bad idea, actually.
/me pushes Jamski to the floor
A baguette and a bottle of wine please Drogue!

Now to try drinking the bourbon, escape from Jamski AND grab more whiskey bottles than Jamski.

EDIT: Well, that would be my plan had a gorilla not stolen my precious bottles.
But since you have a supply of whiskey again Drouge...

[Drogue]

/me grabs du pain, du vin et du bourbon and plants it down in front of Skanky.

Let us forget our troubles and drink!

[Skanky Burns]

Sir, yes sir!
Drinkin as ordered, sir! :salute:

[Skanky Burns]

/me grumbles to Jamski about that "damned prime function"

[Kassiopeia]

Aren't they Off Topic though, so no +1s?

So what? I still get to brag that I've posted 2800 posts in them I wonder if my ST count will ever reach my actual visible post count.

[Drogue]

Was just a suggestion...

Besides, tomorrow's my last day. Therefore, I shall be holding a party for the new CyCon government (well, actually the bar will, since I'm holding a party for a few friends IRL).

[Drogue]

Originally posted by Kassiopeia
So what? I still get to brag that I've posted 2800 posts in them I wonder if my ST count will ever reach my actual visible post count.

That's a lot of posts. A *lot* of posts

[Skanky Burns]

Just kidding of course, Drogue. One more for the road, I have to be up in around 5 hours time for work...

[Drogue]

Lol, I thought that

/me get's Skanky another drink.

Nasty Just think of the liquor though, all the people you'll make happy by providing them with their booze