Digital Data Download (3D) - Issue 5.1

[Illuminatus]

[Enigma_Nova]

*Hive probe subverts String Gravship
*Hive uses industry base to pump string gravships
*Hive conquers CyCon

That'll teach ya to have 8 crawlers.

[Illuminatus]

*CyCon laughs at hopeless Hive drones, captured into matrix - special virtual reality in which Hive is the most powerfull faction - dream of CyCon defeat
*looks at Enigma_Novas brain tank readout and decides to press terminate button

[Enigma_Nova]

/me conquers matrix using far superior intellect, causing his willpower to circulate through all of CyCon above-space
/me then uses the CyCon's neural implants to control their brains
/me destroys all your consciousnesses, awarenesses, souls...
/me builds a utopia now that all the smacktards are dead

Have a very nice day sir!

[Illuminatus]

*wonders how Enigma_Nova managed to get through first matrix. Unfortunately he is now in second matrix
*takes a bar, smashes the brain tank and kicks Enigma_Novas brain several times.
uses flamegun to burn the remains

[GeoModder]

Originally posted by Enigma_Nova
* Enigma_Nova conquers matrix using far superior intellect, causing his willpower to circulate through all of CyCon above-space
* Enigma_Nova then uses the CyCon's neural implants to control their brains
* Enigma_Nova destroys all your consciousnesses, awarenesses, souls...
* Enigma_Nova builds a utopia now that all the smacktards are dead

Have a very nice day sir!

Obstructor, pls terminate this guy throughly, he already overwhelmed two levels of the Matrix.

* Geo hands Obstructor an tailormade virus, designed to feast on the brainwave frequency of Enigma_Nova *

[Illuminatus]

*accepts Geo-Modders virus, and injects it into all matrixes to purge all possible remmains of Enigma_Novas brainfrequency *mops burning ashes that once were Enigma_Nova

[Enigma_Nova]

/me has already transcended level of matrix that CyCon people are now in
/me proceeds to kick braintanks of CyCon people that kicked his braintanks in The Matrix
/me proceeds to go up infinite levels of the matrix and conquer them all before any CyCon survivors catch up to him
/me invents the Trans-matrix, matrices are no longer lineally nested but now exist in infinite complex chaotic dimensions, a thing only his mind can comprehend
/me moves into one of these dimensions and blows the old universe up.

20 minutes later:

/me is lonely

[Enigma_Nova]

/me creates The Word
/me creates a new earth
/me populates it with people
/me throws down a few words so moronic that no thinking being would ever follow them
/me watches his experiment go awry as the people follow these idiotic ideas
/me buggers off and leaves the fools to their own devices

... Those guys even reckon I'll be coming back, too.

[Illuminatus]

*visitors from CyCon universe visit Enigma_Nova.
*They assimilate all people in Enigma_Novas Universe and return with them home

[Enigma_Nova]

What? You mean that World I made in 7 days with them people?
You can have 'em. There all a bunch of dumb@sses anyway.

/me isolates himself off from CyCon, waits for the dumbasses he accidentally created to assimilate the CyCon

[Illuminatus]

*After reeducation of dumbasses, CyCon sends them back to Enigma to annoy him

[GeoModder]

Originally posted by obstructor
*After reeducation of dumbasses, CyCon sends them back to Enigma to annoy him

And even better, giving them the tools for Enigma's destruction, let them take care of him, we're rid of that task then

[GeoModder]

Originally posted by GeoModder


And even better, giving them the tools for Enigma's destruction, let them take care of him, we're rid of that task then

Either way, with the self-imposed of Enigma, our Matrix(es) are free of this annoyance, all back to normal

[Enigma_Nova]

And with me rid of your matrices, I no longer have to tolerate your inferior mental processes.

If only it were possible to bugger off from RL for a bit.