As you all may well know the Human Hive, that shining beacon of socialism, has long been known to be Planets greatest faction in word and deed.
Our numbers are great, unparallelled by any other faction, we number twice as numerous as Planets second largest faction.
Our Constitution is 15 pages, 4,303 words, 23,718 characters, 340 paragraphs, and 578 lines long (and this isn't even counting our glorious Charter of Rights and Duties of Citizens which guarantees the greatest freedom on Planet).
We are Planets largest producers of spam; in fact our production of spam has exceeded quotas by such large extents that we are considering exporting some of our spam to less fortunate factions.
This and many more reasons make the Hive so great...
But recently a startling discovery was made. During my travels around Planet to promote socialism, where I met with Communist Party leaders across Planet, when discussing strategies about spreading socialism to other factions it was revealed to me that the CyCon government consists of only 4 positions.
This came as great of a surprise. The CyCon have claimed that they are the greatest of democracies because of their 'collective consciousness'. And yet only 4 individuals impose their will on the masses. The outrage!
The CyCon should take example from the glorious socialist machine that is the Human Hive. The government of the Human Hive consists of 25 positions. And this does not even take into account the positions within the Central Military Commission, nor the ad-hoc committees. Counting the CMC and the committee positions the government of the Hive numbers to a grand total of 30 government posts.
Thus, given that the government of the Human Hive has more citizen participation, it follows that naturally the Human Hive must be more democratic then the CyCon. Not only is every citizen of the Human Hive a member of government, many have more than one post.
To reiterate:
CyCon: 4 Hive: 30
Hence once again the Hive proves superior.
Chairman Voltaire
Comparative Politics of Planet, Third Edition; Datalinks
Our numbers are great, unparallelled by any other faction, we number twice as numerous as Planets second largest faction.
Our Constitution is 15 pages, 4,303 words, 23,718 characters, 340 paragraphs, and 578 lines long (and this isn't even counting our glorious Charter of Rights and Duties of Citizens which guarantees the greatest freedom on Planet).
We are Planets largest producers of spam; in fact our production of spam has exceeded quotas by such large extents that we are considering exporting some of our spam to less fortunate factions.
This and many more reasons make the Hive so great...
But recently a startling discovery was made. During my travels around Planet to promote socialism, where I met with Communist Party leaders across Planet, when discussing strategies about spreading socialism to other factions it was revealed to me that the CyCon government consists of only 4 positions.
This came as great of a surprise. The CyCon have claimed that they are the greatest of democracies because of their 'collective consciousness'. And yet only 4 individuals impose their will on the masses. The outrage!
The CyCon should take example from the glorious socialist machine that is the Human Hive. The government of the Human Hive consists of 25 positions. And this does not even take into account the positions within the Central Military Commission, nor the ad-hoc committees. Counting the CMC and the committee positions the government of the Hive numbers to a grand total of 30 government posts.
Thus, given that the government of the Human Hive has more citizen participation, it follows that naturally the Human Hive must be more democratic then the CyCon. Not only is every citizen of the Human Hive a member of government, many have more than one post.
To reiterate:
CyCon: 4 Hive: 30
Hence once again the Hive proves superior.
Chairman Voltaire
Comparative Politics of Planet, Third Edition; Datalinks
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