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  • PRAVDA SPECIAL EDITION #14 3/4 - 7th August 2003 - The Collected Works of Hive Haikus


    COMRADES!
    WE GREET EACH DAY WITH THE TRUTH!


    Lenin's Birthday Edition of the Russian Newspaper "Pravda" which means "The Truth"

    The Collected Works of Hive Haikus

    Pravda presents you
    The Hive Haiku collection
    Enjoy it, we hope

    Of Wisdom

    I have decided
    To only talk in poetry -
    Life is beautiful.

    I will aways give
    A good answer to your questions -
    Their meaning is deep

    The tree that is young
    Must wait for many long years
    Before it gives fruit

    In the dark night
    It is easy to mistake
    A cat for a frog.

    The young crocus tries
    To push its towards the sun -
    I first hear your name.

    Watch the corn ripen -
    We do not see the truth so
    Time passes slowly

    Bright as the red leaves
    Your soft words bring me to rest -
    At a great distance.

    It is wise to keep
    Close to the warmth of the heart.
    The trees stand naked.

    The powerful verse
    Has changed the mind of many -
    What joy is freedom.

    Jamski

    Of Haikus

    As the lotus blooms -
    So the knowledge of words grows
    Soon all Comrades read.

    Jamski

    The young pine is thin.
    A Haiku must always have
    A seasonal word.

    Jamski

    The work we have here
    Is only a fleeting whim -
    Untill the leaves fall.

    Jamski

    In the spring of years
    The young mistake a "Haiku"
    For a limerick.

    Jamski

    The teacher feels snow -
    In the spring the pupils should
    Try something different.

    Jamski

    Aside limericks
    In bountiful poetry
    Haikus could one do

    Vev

    The wind is so soft -
    But music cannot be heard
    When noone listens.

    Jamski

    Loud shall the drums beat
    All in Chiron shall hear us
    Glorious Pravda

    Vev

    The apples are sour -
    Perhaps imitation should
    Not be so my friend.

    Jamski

    Jam speaks correctly
    Poetry is not evil
    Haiku music in ear

    Rokossovky

    I really must say,
    Impressive are all Haikus,
    Insanity, none

    Rokossovky

    Pleased to see converts
    All shall share enlightenment
    Glorious Haikus

    Vev

    Comrade Vev I fear
    Your collection is endless -
    Eternal Haikus come.

    Jamski

    For those interested
    I have archived the Haikus
    On my new website.

    Jamski

    Vev apologise
    Rightful author respected
    Vander not Oct X

    Vev

    Pravda celebrates
    From a humble beginning
    To five hundred posts

    Vev

    Of Avatars

    It is "glorious"
    Once more the avatars show
    But what is yours Vev?

    Jamski

    From White Wolf it is
    A symbol used in a game
    Of ether mages

    Vev

    Octavian needs
    posts for custom avatar
    So he makes more spam.

    Octavian X

    Great xenodoughnut
    Lucious dark chocolate
    Need lots of sprinkles

    Vev

    Enlightened Linus
    Knowledge from words within words
    Shall wisdom sprout from

    Vev

    Of Bases

    My opinion is
    That the base should keep its name -
    Pines change not their leaves.

    Jamski

    Chill winter winds blow
    Future seeds scatter away
    Time to blossum soon

    Vev

    If every member
    Is able to name a base -
    How many bases?

    Jamski

    How many bases
    Must a man walk down a road
    Before it's his base

    Vev

    The answer my friend
    Is blowing in the soft wind
    That stirs the blossoms.

    Jamski

    What ever happened
    To Octavian's Huddling Of
    The Xenodoughnuts

    Vev

    Of Battle

    A strong cold wind -
    The invaders of the Hive
    Are not welcome here.

    Jamski

    No mercy given
    Kill all babarians
    Cold corpse feeds the tanks

    Vev

    Death is the final
    Duty of our enemies -
    The Rec-Tanks are full.

    Jamski

    Bountiful harvest
    Reaped upon the our foes
    The workers are pleased

    Vev

    Our plates are well filled -
    In the invaders bases
    Mothers have no sons.

    Jamski

    Blood shall warm the heart
    Breath shall draw war and conflict
    Fed well are mindworms

    Vev

    Chestnuts are gathered -
    Skulls of human beings are
    Not designed to stack.

    Jamski

    Night creatures we are
    Earth shall be final embrace
    Solace in darkness

    Vev

    Of Attempted Anti-Haiku Actions

    Alas wound too deep
    Sorrowful winter descends
    I breathe my last breath

    Vev

    The moon is rising -
    As the last leaf falls to earth
    I embrace my death.

    Jamski

    The rumors were false -
    As the snowdrop grows anew
    So Jamski lives on.

    Jamski

    The pearl of conscious
    Like gentle morning spring rain
    Renewed and reformed

    Vev

    But Jamski and Vev
    Are immune to flame weapons
    For no good reason.

    Jamski

    Hot is the fire
    Burning bright like demon's wrath
    No need for blankets

    Vev

    Jamski points out :
    To protect against the flames
    We use fire blankets.

    Jamski

    What does one uses
    To protect protect from the babies
    Use baby blankets?

    Vev

    Octavian says:
    Tomorrow I will order
    haiku writers shot

    Octavian X

    Marshal double posts
    Glowing bright in Moonshadow
    Haikus will prevail

    Vev

    Anger has two effects :
    The Marshal writes double posts
    And glows in the dark.

    Jamski

    Doubled are the posts
    As no two snowflakes alike
    There was more shouting

    Vev

    Of One-Sentence IC Story

    Jamski has no clue
    what the "single white female
    routine" is about.

    Jamski

    A movie it is
    For she shall have everything
    HTML here

    Vev

    But Bridget Fonda
    Could not reach the flat in time
    To get some blankets.

    Jamski

    No blankets for you
    Sociopathic is squid
    Jamski you are doomed

    Vev

    One sentence story -
    A one-haiku story is
    fitting for the squid.

    Jamski

    The squid shall prevail
    For it cannot be denied
    From ashes spring come

    Vev

    From the fresh squid corpse
    Jamski makes squid tempura -
    It tastes like ashes.

    Jamski

    No! Not beloved squid
    Much life it has unfulfilled
    Gone, Spring to Winter

    Vev

    The girl sleeps deeply -
    In her bed a Haiku lies
    Poems sleep not.

    Jamski

    Blankets embrace us
    A glowing warmth shared between
    Wonders who are they

    Vev

    Mrs Jamski stirs -
    Although the bedroom is warm
    She needs more blankets

    Jamski

    What a sad news
    She can have all the blankets
    Jamski is dead

    HongHu

    For the love of God
    Please stop with these damn haiku:
    It is annoying

    Octavian X

    Sorry to offend
    Only the glorious Hive
    Can write Haiku posts

    Jamski

    Progeny of Squid
    Comes bearing great offerings
    Blankets for Jamski

    Vev

    And the cat, as well
    was able to speak haiku
    insulting the squid

    Vander

    Squid was furious
    Honoured ancestors insults
    Unforgivable

    Vev

    Of Spam

    Sweet shall victory
    The Hive will spam all others
    None can prevail us

    Vev

    When the shouting stops
    That makes cherry blossom fall -
    Just one voice is heard.

    Jamski

    Wind whispers in groves
    A cherry blossum seed sprouts
    Another petal falls

    Vev

    The master is pleased -
    To lie in the shade of verse
    Written by pupils.

    Jamski

    Student seek to please
    Was inspired from the heart
    To scribe spam Haiku

    Vev

    The sun makes shadows -
    In the bright light of daytime
    Who can see the stars?

    Jamski

    Spam made in springtime :
    The meat knows not its name which
    HongHu just whispers.

    Jamski

    Spam is delicious
    Fit for summer, spring, autumn
    Hearty winter meal

    Vev

    Despite the warm rain
    The animals were dirty -
    Spam gains more flavor.

    Jamski

    See delightful spam
    How it cradles the sunlight
    No one shall now starve

    Vev

    Like dew in the sun
    The origin of the meat
    Has simply vanished.

    Jamski

    What is the secret
    Of meat so mysterious
    Only Googlie knows

    Vev

    I wonder why
    threads in this forum always
    turn into spam fests

    Octavian X

    Vev has been spiking
    All the water that we drink
    It's making us spam

    Kody

    Waterfall babble
    Fresh cool spring mountain water
    Music to the ears

    Vev

    Old is the rec room
    Fifth incarnation cycle
    Much more spam needed

    Vev

    Of Turn-Chat

    Is it possible
    That we can play the turn now
    And get a move on?

    Jamski

    This is such good news
    I have it open right here
    Which info you need?

    Jamski

    I hope that will be
    Just enough information
    To get you started

    Jamski

    Are we all agreed
    That the name changes are good?
    Googlie will be pleased

    Jamski

    After the base builds
    I present you with a long
    List of unit moves :

    Jamski

    My internet link
    Was sadly broken apart
    But I have come back

    Jamski

    Do not forget that
    You must copy the turnchat
    Into the right thread

    Jamski

    I cannot do this
    As I lost the whole first half
    When my compy died.

    Jamski

    Hear 'Turn advantage'
    Melodious sweet tinkle
    Power to the Hive

    Vev

    Of Turn delay

    Squids shall wreak havoc
    Such fury no storms can match
    Humans have new fear

    Vev

    The turn must come soon -
    The sky turns to silver-grey
    And the storks come home.

    Jamski

    Of Madness

    Honey dew fragrance -
    Compliment is accepted
    Vev likes bright colours

    Vev

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    l33t sk1llz L4c|<1ng g|_|5t0, w|-|1t
    n44d1ng 50m3 c4ff31n3....

    Vander

    Truth within madness
    Hidden in each facet, like
    Broken mirror shards

    Vev

    Of Health

    Hive Health Annoucement
    There is no ACHOO virus
    Please do not panic

    Vev

    It had gone too far -
    Already Octavian
    Had caught the disease

    Jamski

    Illness has no cure
    Embrace and let go yourself
    Haiku is the path

    Vev

    The Marshal was wrong
    The evil poetry virus
    Was not that evil.

    Jamski

    If Octavian
    Sees yet another haiku
    he will surely barf.

    Octavian X

    Of Deidre

    I cannot Haiku
    Deidre's pet secret project
    Woe betides me now

    Vev

    Which is the project
    That Vev refers to sadly?
    We all want to know.

    Jamski

    It is the VW
    Not the humble volkswagen
    But Weather paradigm

    Vev

    Perhaps it is time
    For haikus about Deidre
    Many can join in

    Vev
    10
    Gladly I will write
    40.00%
    4
    No, perhaps another time
    30.00%
    3
    Xenobanana
    30.00%
    3
    Promoter of Public Morale
    Alpha Centauri Democracy Game

  • #2
    Flee!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Trip
      Flee!
      Tripgot sighting +1!!!

      You haven't been on MSN lately
      Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
      Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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      • #4
        I started a trend -
        I'm sorry for the problems
        My poems have caused.

        -Jam
        1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
        That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
        Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
        Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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        • #5
          At work supposed I
          But addictions hard to break
          Haikus I create

          Logical are we
          But meaningless Hive poems
          Overload circuits

          Projects seem to change
          Ineffable strategy
          For what will be built?

          Tassadar is fun
          Yet he vexes some so much
          That his head was bought

          Living on Chiron
          Requires wisdom and logic
          Only ‘Borgs posses

          Pravda is the truth
          However only 3D
          Has the Gorilla

          Are not Haikus fun?
          You will all kneel before us
          Or we will rampage

          The Hive make great friends
          We may someday soon be joined
          Spoiler:
          Until we kill all


          - Drogue *cough*
          Smile
          For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
          But he would think of something

          "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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          • #6
            We of the Hive are
            enjoying our new greatness
            haiku l337 we are
            She cheats her lover of his due
            but still contrives to keep him tied
            by first deciding to refuse
            and then refusing to decide

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            • #7
              The Chocolate Series
              Note that 'chocolate' can be either 2 syllables (choc-late) or 3 syllables (choc-o-late)

              Revenge - dark chocolate
              Leaves a dry taste in your mouth
              A dish best served cold

              CyCon chocolate
              Best on Chiron, for programs...
              Can cause reactions (only makes sense if seen The Matrix Reloaded)

              Hivian chocolates
              Lareg, exiting and stylish
              but all full of spam

              PUT chocolate
              Rarely seen, very bitter
              Hard, maybe brittle?

              Chocolates of PEACE
              Very salty, full of rum
              Floats drunk down your throat

              Free Drones chocolate
              Soot black, practical but dull
              bit of a dark horse

              Life is like chocolate
              Addictive, varied and fun
              all ends in a mess

              Missing girl Drogue is
              Unable to comprehend
              Logic circuit blown

              Exercise caution
              But do not blind to virtue
              A beautiful world

              Wisdom is simple:
              Be logical, praise Googlie
              Trust all, be happy

              - A very lonely Drogue (will be fine by morning though)
              Smile
              For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
              But he would think of something

              "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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              • #8
                Godhood is fragile;
                from a pedestal
                One can only fall

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                • #9
                  So cold is the night
                  without love's accompany
                  the heart is lonely
                  Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

                  Grapefruit Garden

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Googlie
                    Godhood is fragile;
                    from a pedestal
                    One can only fall
                    The Choson People,
                    Have a Mansion Just for you,
                    Waiting in The Hive
                    Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                    Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                    • #11
                      The Work
                      too much
                      no Haiku
                      Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Googlie
                        Godhood is fragile;
                        from a pedestal
                        One can only fall
                        *cough* I believe it should be 5, 7, 5 syllables? May I humbly suggest:
                        Godhood is fragile;
                        from upon a pedastal
                        One can only fall?

                        A postcard received
                        From across the deep blue sea
                        Great joy it did bring

                        - Drogue
                        Smile
                        For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                        But he would think of something

                        "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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                        • #13
                          What a sweet torture
                          seeing your words, without your lips
                          gently caressing my ears
                          Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

                          Grapefruit Garden

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                          • #14
                            Re: PRAVDA SPECIAL EDITION #14 3/4 - 7th August 2003 - The Collected Works of Hive Haikus

                            Originally posted by Vev
                            Octavian says:
                            Tomorrow I will order
                            haiku writers shot

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                            • #15
                              Octavian hath led me here
                              For the spam shines like a beacon
                              I flee

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