Would you pay for services rendered?

[Kody]

The hive is desperately short of funds after completion of the SP The Spam Paradigm. Consequently, the hive is looking for Energy Credits from other factions.

Please tick the items you wish to purchase from the Hive. When your faction comes in contact with the hive the exchange can take place.

1. Tassadar's Head on a Platter (200ECs)
2. A night with Comrade Claire (100ECs)
3. Any article written for your newspaper. (1EC)
4. A new hive base named as you choose. (5ECs)
5. A landmark in hive terrority named as you choose. (5ECs)
6. A proaganda campagin to sell your ideas. (10ECs)
7. Swamping an enemy faction of your choice with spam. (5ECs)
8. Election vote. (Yet to be determined)
9. Watching Kody get kicked out for being captalistic (Priceless)

Items 1, 2, and 7 are not actually for in game sale. Other items are actually for sale if the ECs are transfered to the Hive.

Kody

[Nubclear]

Re: Would you pay for services rendered?

Originally posted by Kody
1. Tassadar's Head on a Platter (200ECs)

[Vev]

Re: Would you pay for services rendered?

Originally posted by Kody

7. Swamping an enemy faction of your choice with spam

[Kody]

Oh looks like Tassadar has quickly guaranteed his safety by buying his own head before the rush. I guess it pays to be early in the sales.

Kody

[Snowflake]

Re: Re: Would you pay for services rendered?

Originally posted by Vev

quote:
Originally posted by Kody

7. Swamping an enemy faction of your choice with spam

Wise men think alike.

[Octavian X]

Comrade Kody! How dare you turn to evil, capitalistic ways! You shall by comdemned!! Unless I get a cut... )

[Kody]

John says:
I might make it Roko Headquarters or something
Couch Commander says:
lol
Couch Commander says:
that works
John says:
or maybe vev's nerco
Couch Commander says:
lol
John says:
depends on if I manage to sell the base name or not to another faction
John says:
I mean in game ECs would be nice
Couch Commander says:
that they would
Couch Commander says:
god damn I feel like post-soviet russia
Couch Commander says:
selling our realestate to pay for government

Kody

[Vev]

To be rich is Glorious!

[Corellion]

Sounds like the Hive might have a few financial troubles. Don't worry, you can solve them all by sending all your worldly possessions to the "CyCon for the betterment of the impoverished peoples" fund. In return for your donation, you shall get a photograph of the faction which you will be helping, as well as letters at regular intervals. All donations are tax-deductible.

[Method]

all of them

[Snowflake]

It's gonna cost you money you realize that?

[Hercules]

IF you like you can place your hard earned cash in an offshore security deposit chest on a remote island chosen randomly by the pirate bank. The pirates burying your ill begotten taxes reward for dutiful life long service are Xenorummed, and in some cases Xenoflowered, before and after their treasure burying ritual.

We don't kill them any more (this is the age of ethical banking). The unique GPS indicator is then sent to you by secure armoured Sam parrot.

Henry Morgan International - the leader in off shore banking.

[Vev]

Is there going to be tax free islands and ports such as Bermuda?

[Hercules]

Of course, but you may be asked to take up residency (ie become a pirate), but then again business is business.

[Drogue]

I will actually try to get the CyCon to agree to pay 5ec for naming a Hive base. Some of the *interesting* names we thought of at the begining would make great Hive bases. I for one would pay 5ec just to see that

Maniac: What do you think? Can we spare the dosh in the name of propaganda and roleplay?

Amd I'm sorry, but Louise has already vetoed my vote for option 2