Call the Courts!!!! The Looniversity is GOIN DOWN!!!!

[Nubclear]

I am tired of holding this in.

Dean Archaic has commited numerous CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY, and I wish to sue him because of it. Specifically, I wish to sue him for:

HARASSMENT
MURDER
MURDER
MURDER (REPEAT CRIME)
MURDER (REPEAT CRIME)
ATTEMPTED MURDER
CRUETLY TO ANIMALS
CRUETLY TO ANIMALS
CRUETLY TO ANIMALS (REPEAT CRIME)
CRUETLY TO ANIMALS (REPEAT CRIME)
CRUETLY TO ANIMALS (REPEAT CRIME)
CRUETLY TO ANIMALS (REPEAT CRIME)
SLANDER

I wish for an emergency Hive court to rule on this case.

[Flubber]

The Pirates are not a party to this matter but question the authority of a Hive court to trya leader of a sovereign nation

[Octavian X]

Comrade Tassadar, I believe you need a visit to the loony binThe People's Glourious Mental Facility for Comrades with OSD (Obsessive Spammer's Disorder).

[Vander]

I dissagree. The Evil Capitalist looniversity has been commiting crimes against humanity since the coming to our glorious, socialist planet. Are you accusing glorious supreme Comrade Tassadar of Lying? Why, if you didn't make such scrumptious Xenodoughnuts, you'd be in trouble...

[Maniac]

The Pirates are not a party to this matter but question the authority of a Hive court to trya leader of a sovereign nation

Well there were precedents on Old Earth. Some small country in Western-Europe I believe.

[Mongoose]

Originally posted by Maniac


Well there were precedents on Old Earth. Some small country in Western-Europe I believe.

Sure...look where it got THEM!

[Frankychan]

This thread should be closed. Plain and simple.

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[Method]

yes. tass, stop being stupid

[Drogue]

I agree. Although it is in character. I could imagine the Hive believing they have the right to convict try anyone. However before they have met or had contact (I hope) seems a little premature. If they launch a PB at the Hive, then put this thread up. But until then, it should be closed.

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by Frankychan


This thread should be closed. Plain and simple.

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DISSENT AGAINST THE STATE
REFUSAL TO WORK
HARASSMENT

[Method]

BEING A MORON

[Snowflake]

Please don't blame Comrade Tass. He had suffered and survived attacks from the wild mindworms, remember? I believe there might be some residual effects from the attack that may inaugurate erratic behaviors. Sympathy, please.

[Maniac]

Sympathy, please.

Only if you put the netrat in a Hivean mental institution.

[Snowflake]

Originally posted by Maniac


Only if you put the netrat in a Hivean mental institution.

FYI. Comrade Wujiang is quite close to finding a cure with controlled mindworm interractions. Before that Comrade Tass will serve as a Judge in the Hive Supreme People's Court. (Make sure you lay low and do not say a word before Wujiang's discovery announcement. )

[FlameFlash]

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