Everyone:
When I play Civ II, I keep an ongoing "diary/log" of sorts that details the events of the game as it unfolds. Obviously, they're more detailed when I have MPE or the UN. Anyway, in an attempt to generate Civ-related discussion in this forum, I've posted the log as it stands now for your perusal.
If it bores you to tears, tough.
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When I play Civ II, I keep an ongoing "diary/log" of sorts that details the events of the game as it unfolds. Obviously, they're more detailed when I have MPE or the UN. Anyway, in an attempt to generate Civ-related discussion in this forum, I've posted the log as it stands now for your perusal.
If it bores you to tears, tough.
4000 BC: The legendary Emperor Anwar Sadat unites the quarreling people of his valley into a new nation known as EGYPT. Our first city and capital is THEBES, and it is blessed with rivers, grasslands, plains, whaling and deserts.
2000 BC: Settlers establish the seaport city of MEMPHIS.
0900 BC: The blood descendents of Emperor Anwar Sadat step down from power, and an era of instability is ushered in across all of EGYPT.
0850 BC: A monarchy comes to power in THEBES, and order is restored across all of EGYPT.
0675 BC: ///EGYPT builds the Colossus in THEBES./// This mighty statue stimulates our people, and soon we see additional tax revenue from increased trade and a burst of creativity from our knowledge-seekers.
0525 BC: (((EGYPT and the AMAZONS sign a peace treaty.))) This first-contact situation turned out well in the end, despite an "icy" beginning that saw us giving them the knowledge of pottery with nothing in return. Nonetheless, more equitable trades followed, and we have "receptive" relations with the AMAZONS, who are, of all things, a female-dominated nation.
0275 BC: Settlers establish the seaport city of HELIOPOLIS.
0220 AD: The Golden Age of Philosophy begins in the EGYPTIAN capital, THEBES. Great thinkers articulate scientific, moral and metaphysical systems which endure for centuries to come.
0340 AD: Trade negotiations for knowledge and maps with the AMAZONS fall through. We were not interested in what they had for knowledge and they, in turn, refused to trade maps with us.
0640 AD: ///EGYPT builds Marco Polo's Embassy in THEBES./// We now have a facility in which to store the knowledge of foreign affairs we glean from others. This will benefit us greatly when it comes to negotiations with other nations.
0680 AD: Settlers establish the seaport city of ELEPHANTINE.
...^^^MONGOL armies capture the JAPANESE city of KAGOSHIMA.^^^
0760 AD: (((EGYPT and CHINA sign a peace treaty.))) We are able to trade knowledge as well, and this first-contact situation turns out quite well.
...!!!The CELTS and the VIKINGS declare war on each other!!!
0820 AD: We withdraw offending troops from CHINESE territory, per their request.
0840 AD: (((JAPAN and CHINA sign a cease-fire.)))
0860 AD: ^^^AMAZON armies capture the MONGOL city of ORMUZ.^^^
0860 AD: ///JAPAN builds Sun Tzu's War Academy in EDO.///
0960 AD: ^^^JAPANESE armies capture the MONGOL city of SHANGTU.^^^
1000 AD: ///MONGOLIA builds the Hanging Gardens in ALEPPO.///
1050 AD: Settlers establish the riverine city of ALEXANDRIA.
1060 AD: ///The AMAZONS build the Lighthouse in THEMISCYRA.///
1070 AD: ^^^MONGOL armies liberate ORMUZ from its AMAZON occupiers.^^^
1100 AD: ^^^JAPANESE armies capture the MONGOL city of BASRA.^^^
1150 AD: ***!!!***THE CELTS DESTROY THE VIKINGS***!!!*** The destruction of their capital, TRONDHEIM, wipes out the last of a once-proud people.
1150 AD: ///EGYPT builds Copernicus' Observatory in THEBES./// Now those who seek knowledge among us shall have a promontory from which to peer deep into the heavens.
1200 AD: ^^^CHINESE armies capture the MONGOL city of KHORASAN.^^^
1220 AD: !!!CHINA and JAPAN declare war on each other!!!
1240 AD: !!!MONGOLIA declares war on EGYPT!!! We refused to attack the AMAZONS, and we refused to pay the MONGOLS tribute. So now we're at war with them. May our armies prevail!
1250 AD: We withdraw our troops from CHINESE territory at their request.
1270 AD: ^^^MONGOL armies liberate the AMAZON city of TITANEIA.^^^
1310 AD: (((EGYPT and the AMAZONS sign an **alliance** with each other.))) While it wasn't explicitly stated, our joining forces with our matriarchal neighbors is in direct response to the threat posed by MONGOLIA.
1320 AD: ^^^The AMAZONS liberate the MONGOL-held city of TITANEIA.^^^
1370 AD: ^^^EGYPTIAN armies capture the MONGOL city of QUINSAY.^^^
1380 AD: We refuse to enter negotiations with MONGOLIA.
1400 AD: Settlers establish the inland city of PI-RAMSSES.
...^^^AMAZON armies *destroy* the MONGOL city of ALEPPO.^^^
1410 AD: (((CHINA and MONGOLIA sign a peace treaty.)))
1410 AD: ///MONGOLIA welcomes Magellan's Expedition to SAMARKAND.///
...CHINA reestablishes its capital in CHENGDU.
1420 AD: ^^^CHINESE armies capture the JAPANESE city of BASRA.^^^
1500 AD: ///CHINA builds the Great Library in XINJIAN.///
1500 AD: ///EGYPT builds Michelangelo's Chapel in THEBES./// This great wonder will aid in the governing of our people by making them more content with their lives.
1515 AD: We refuse to break our alliance with the AMAZONS, and tell MONGOLIA to shove it when they demand 700 gold tribute.
...^^^MONGOL armies *destroy* the EGYPTIAN-held city of QUINSAY.^^^
...^^^MONGOL armies capture the AMAZON city of XANTHE.^^^
1535 AD: ^^^EGYPTIAN armies *destroy* the MONGOL city of BAGHDAD.^^^
1540 AD: ///The AMAZONS welcome Queen Melosa's Crusade into THEMISCYRA.///
1540 AD: ///JAPAN builds the Pyramids in KYOTO.///
1550 AD: ^^^EGYPTIAN armies *destroy* the MONGOL city of ISFAHAN.^^^
...^^^AMAZON armies capture the CELTIC city of ARMAGH.^^^
1555 AD: (((EGYPT and MONGOLIA sign a peace treaty.))) We drove a hard bargain, however, and walked away with 200 gold tribute in addition to the treaty. MONGOLIA now knows to leave us well enough alone.
1560 AD: The venerable monarchy falls apart amid decay and corruption, and instability once again sweeps the lands of EGYPT.
1565 AD: We trade knowledge and maps with our AMAZON allies, but refuse to rejoin their war with MONGOLIA. We have made an honorable peace, and we shall stick with it.
1575 AD: After fifteen years of strife, a republic is seated in THEBES and, for the first time in our nation's history, all of our people are truly represented. A new era of prosperity has dawned!
1590 AD: ^^^MONGOL armies capture the AMAZON city of EURIPPE.^^^
1595 AD: !!!MONGOLIA and CHINA cancel their peace treaty!!!
...We refuse to attack our allies, the AMAZONS, at MONGOLIA's request. They even have the balls to offer us 150 gold to join them in an alliance against our matriarchal neighbors!
1620 AD: We offer the AMAZONS military assistance, as they've been begging for our help, but the fools not only turn it down, but insult us in the process! Well! Screw you, too, ladies! Before that, they had the ovaries to demand 300 gold from us, to which we responded, "We're not your personal financiers!"
...We trade maps and knowledge with CHINA.
1620 AD: ///CHINA builds the Great Wall in KHORASAN.///
...!!!The CELTS declare war on EGYPT!!! The little worms didn't like it when we told them we would not cancel our alliance with the AMAZONS, nor would we give them any of our knowledge.
1625 AD: ///MONGOLIA builds the Oracle in KARAKORUM.///
1635 AD: (((MONGOLIA and CHINA sign a peace treaty.)))
1640 AD: ///EGYPT incorporates Adam Smith's Trading Company in MEMPHIS./// This quasi-government corporation will play a key role in reducing government expenditures.
1655 AD: Settlers establish the seaport city of GIZA.
...(((JAPAN and CHINA sign a peace treaty.)))
1680 AD: We turn down CHINA's offer to trade knowledge.
1690 AD: ^^^JAPANESE armies capture the MONGOL city of BOKHARA.^^^
1720 AD: ^^^AMAZON armies liberate the MONGOL city of XANTHE.^^^
1750 AD: (((EGYPT and JAPAN sign a peace treaty.))) This first-contact situation also results in us exchanging knowledge with our newest neighbors.
1752 AD: We refuse to join MONGOLIA in a war alliance against CHINA.
...!!!JAPAN and CHINA cancel their peace treaty!!!
1754 AD: We trade knowledge with CHINA. They got ironworking, we got sanitation; that's a very good exchange, in our opinion.
...^^^AMAZON armies capture the CELTIC city of TINTAGEL.^^^
1768 AD: We refuse to grant an audience to a CELTIC emissary.
...^^^JAPANESE armies capture the MONGOL city of KHANBALYK.^^^
1772 AD: ///CHINA builds Leonardo's Workshop in CHENGDU.///
1774 AD: We turn down JAPAN's offer of a war alliance against CHINA.
1778 AD: (((CHINA and JAPAN sign a peace treaty.)))
...^^^MONGOL armies liberate the JAPANESE-held city of KHANBALYK.^^^
1786 AD: We refuse to trade knowledge with CHINA.
...Settlers establish the inland city of BYBLOS.
...^^^JAPANESE armies retake KHANBALYK from MONGOLIA.^^^
1788 AD: ^^^MONGOL armies capture the AMAZON city of TECMESSA.^^^
1788 AD: ///EGYPT builds Isaac Newton's College in THEBES./// This campus quickly becomes the premier educational center for our best and brightest.
1790 AD: ^^^JAPANESE armies capture the MONGOL city of RAQQA.^^^
1794 AD: !!!CHINA and JAPAN cancel their peace treaty!!!
1800 AD: We refuse to join the AMAZONS' war against MONGOLIA; we also refuse to finance the war with 700 gold. They threaten to cancel the alliance, but do not, and we exchange maps.
1802 AD: (((CHINA and JAPAN sign a peace treaty.)))
1810 AD: ^^^MONGOL armies liberate the JAPANESE-held city of RAQQA.^^^
1818 AD: We once again refuse MONGOLIA's request to join their alliance against JAPAN.
...(((EGYPT and the CELTS sign a peace treaty.))) The military suggested only a cease-fire, but the Senate overruled them and, thus, we have a peace treaty.
1818 AD: ///CHINA builds Shakespeare's Theater in CHENGU.///
1830 AD: We brush off the CELTS when they offer us 350 gold to break our alliance with the AMAZONS. Sorry, but that's been tried before.
1832 AD: ^^^MONGOL armies liberate the JAPANESE city of KHANBALYK.^^^
...!!!JAPAN and CHINA cancel their peace treaty!!!
1834 AD: Settlers establish the seaport city of EL-AMARNA.
1836 AD: ^^^JAPANESE armies capture the MONGOL city of DAMASCUS.^^^
1838 AD: We trade knowledge and maps with the AMAZONS. We once again have to turn down their request that we rejoin the war against MONGOLIA.
...We refuse to join JAPAN in its war against CHINA.
1840 AD: ^^^MONGOL armies retake DAMASCUS from the JAPANESE.^^^
1846 AD: ///EGYPT welcomes Darwin's Voyage to THEBES./// The knowledge brought back by these intrepid explorers will be of immense benefit to our scientific community.
1850 AD: Settlers establish the seaport city of HIERACONPOLIS.
1851 AD: ///EGYPT builds J.S. Bach's Cathedral in PI-RAMESSES./// This beautiful wonder will make our people happier.
1852 AD: We trade maps with the AMAZONS. We're annoying them, it seems, so we shall take care not to disturb our matriarchal allies again anytime soon.
1853 AD: Settlers establish the seaport city of ABYDOS.
1857 AD: (((JAPAN and CHINA sign a peace treaty.)))
1860 AD: ^^^JAPANESE armies retake the MONGOL city of DAMASCUS.^^^
1861 AD: ^^^AMAZON armies capture the MONGOL city of KASHGAR.^^^
1862 AD: ^^^MONGOL armies liberate the AMAZON-held city of KASHGAR.^^^
...^^^JAPANESE armies capture the MONGOL city of TABRIZ.^^^
1863 AD: ///EGYPT builds the Eiffel Tower in ELEPHANTINE./// This metallic wonder serves to impress foreign tourists, which includes foreign officials.
1865 AD: We refuse to grant an audience with a MONGOL emissary.
1866 AD: !!!The AMAZONS and JAPAN declare war on each other!!!
1868 AD: ///CHINA builds the Statue of Liberty in CHENGDU.///
...^^^AMAZON armies capture the MONGOL city of ORMUZ.^^^
...^^^AMAZON armies capture the MONGOL city of TANGIER.^^^
1872 AD: We laugh the CELTS off after they offer us 400 gold to ally with them and break our ties with the AMAZONS.
1873 AD: (((The AMAZONS and the CELTS sign a peace treaty.)))
1874 AD: ^^^AMAZON armies capture the JAPANESE city of DAMASCUS.^^^
1874 AD: ///EGYPT charters the United Nations in THEBES./// It is our fervent hope that this international body will be able to mediate disputes among nations.
1876 AD: We refuse to join an alliance with JAPAN against CHINA.
1877 AD: ^^^AMAZON armies capture the MONGOL city of SAMARKAND.^^^
...MONGOLIA is now a mere shadow its former self. We predict they will join the VIKINGS in oblivion before too much longer.
1880 AD: ^^^AMAZON armies capture the MONGOL city of NISHAPUR.^^^
1881 AD: Settlers establish the seaport city of ASYUT.
...(((JAPAN and CHINA sign a peace treaty.)))
1883 AD: We trade maps with the AMAZONS, but once again refuse to rejoin the war against MONGOLIA. It's obvious our female friends are about to wipe them out, and don't need our help to finish the job (nor 1000 gold).
1883 AD: ***!!!***THE AMAZONS DESTROY MONGOLIA***!!!*** The fall of KARAKORUM wipes out the last of a once-aggressive people who bit off more than they could chew.
1886 AD: ^^^AMAZON armies capture the JAPANESE city of TABRIZ.^^^
...^^^JAPANESE troops retake TABRIZ from the AMAZONS.^^^
1888 AD: !!!The AMAZONS and CHINA declare war on each other!!!
1895 AD: We exchange maps with CHINA.
1898 AD: The AMAZONS once again ask us to join one of their wars, this time against JAPAN. We decline, and we also refuse to give 800 gold to finance their efforts against CHINA. We do, however, agree to exchange maps. This should give our female friends a slight edge on CHINA.
1902 AD: Settlers establish the inland city of AVARIS.
...^^^JAPANESE armies capture the AMAZON city of ARAPATA.^^^
1903 AD: ///EGYPT builds the Hoover Dam in PI-RAMESSES./// This mighty dam serves as a model that's soon duplicated throughout the nation, greatly improving our industrial output.
1906 AD: (((CHINA and JAPAN sign an **alliance** against the AMAZONS.)))
1907 AD: ///EGYPT grants Human Suffrage in THEBES./// This amendment to our consitution guarantees the right to vote to everyone, no matter their status. The practice has been informal for centuries, but now it's codified.
1908 AD: We turn down JAPAN's offer of an alliance and 500 gold if we break our ties with the AMAZONS. Sorry, but so long as we're not wronged, we will not do anything to sully our reputation.
1909 AD: ^^^AMAZON armies capture the CHINESE city of NINGPO.^^^
1909 AD: ///EGYPT discovers the Cure For Cancer in HELIOPOLIS./// This medical breakthrough will save countless lives throughout the world. Our people are happy to share it the knowledge with those who would benefit from it.
1912 AD: (((The AMAZONS and JAPAN sign a peace treaty.)))
1914 AD: (((The AMAZONS and CHINA sign a peace treaty.)))
1927 AD: ///EGYPT inaugurates the SETI Program in THEBES./// We now have banks of ground-based satellite dishes scanning deep space for signs of extraterrestrial intelligence. So far we've only found ourselves.
1931 AD: We trade maps with CHINA and the AMAZONS, but are spurned by JAPAN. We then insult them in return by demanding the withdrawal of non-existent JAPANESE troops from our territory. If anything, we confused them. Sigh.
1932 AD: Engineers establish the seaport city of LISHT.
1934 AD: Engineers establish the seaport city of BUTO.
...!!!CHINA and JAPAN declare war on each other!!!
1936 AD: We refuse the CELTS' offer of 500 gold to join their war against JAPAN.
1940 AD: We refuse to join JAPAN in its war against CHINA.
1941 AD: (((JAPAN and CHINA sign a peace treaty.)))
1945 AD: Settlers establish the riverine city of EDFU.
1951 AD: Engineers establish the hillside seaport city of PITHOM.
1952 AD: CHINESE troops are ordered out of our territory per peace treaty stipulations.
1953 AD: Engineers establish the seaport riverine city of BUSIRIS.
1956 AD: ///EGYPT completes the Manhattan Project in ELEPHANTINE./// We have created and detonated a weapon — we shall call it a thermonuclear warhead — that can destroy an entire city with a single, devastating strike. It is the ultimate deterrent against war.
1956 AD: ///EGYPT launches the Apollo Program in THEBES./// We now have orbital capabilities, which means we have spy satellites, space stations, spacecraft and, best of all, humans who have left Earth for the first time and set foot upon another world, our own Moon.
1961 AD: CHINESE troops are ordered out of our territory once again.
1963 AD: The venerable EGYPTIAN republic falls from power, and chaos sweeps the lands, cities and people of our mighty nation.
1965 AD: The chaos in EGYPT is swept aside as a fundamentalist regime rises to power in THEBES and asserts its grip on the nation. Supported by luminaries in the military, commercial and religous circles, the regime's leader, High Priest Sadat, claims direct blood ties to the legendary Emperor Sadat. Surprisingly, it's true.
...!!!EGYPT attacks the CELTS!!! It is but the first step in a plan for global dominance. The weakest shall fall first, and that turns out to be the CELTS. It helps our cause that they had once been antagonistic towards us.
...^^^!!!EGYPTIAN armies sack the CELTIC capital, CARDIFF!!!^^^
...The CELTS relocate their capital to KELLS.
...^^^!!!EGYPTIAN armies sack the CELTIC capital, KELLS!!!^^^ This time, enemy leaders are captured and executed.
...^^^EGYPTIAN armies *destroy* the CELTIC seaport city of SWANSEA.^^^
...^^^EGYPTIAN armies *destroy* the CELTIC seaport city of DURROW.^^^
1967 AD: ^^^EGYPTIAN armies sack the CELTIC seaport city of RHYMNEY.^^^
...^^^EGYPTIAN armies sack the CELTIC seaport city of ILLAUNTANIG.^^^
1968 AD: ***!!!***EGYPT destroys the CELTS***!!!*** The fall of RHONDDA, a seaport city, seals the fate of that nation; namely, oblivion and a footnote in the history books.
1971 AD: The EGYPTIAN city of RHONDDA is disbanded; its citizens are forced to join engineering battalions that will improve our lands with irrigation, farmland, roads, railways and mining.
1988 AD: A CHINESE diplomat is captured red-handed with information on key technology. He is expelled and CHINA is put on notice that we won't put up with such shenanigans.
1992 AD: !!!The AMAZONS declare war on JAPAN!!!
1993 AD: We foil an espionage attempt by CHINA.
1994 AD: !!!EGYPT declares war on CHINA!!! We have had it with their espionage attempts. This time we caught them red-handed with really sensitive knowledge.
1995 AD: ^^^EGYPTIAN armies sack or destroy the following CHINESE cities: MACAO (destroyed), KWEISUI, XUZHOU, PAOTING, YANGCHOW (seaport), ANYANG (seaport), TATUNG, CHINAN, NANKING,
...^^^!!!EGYPTIAN armies sack CHINA's capital, CHENGDU!!!^^^ Among the spoils of war is Shakespeare's Theater and the Statue of Liberty.
...CHINA's government escapes to XINJIAN.
...^^^!!!EGYPTIAN armies sack CHINA's capital, XINJIAN!!!^^^ This time, we capture and execute the leaders of the enemy. CHINA has been decapitated.
2000 BC: Settlers establish the seaport city of MEMPHIS.
0900 BC: The blood descendents of Emperor Anwar Sadat step down from power, and an era of instability is ushered in across all of EGYPT.
0850 BC: A monarchy comes to power in THEBES, and order is restored across all of EGYPT.
0675 BC: ///EGYPT builds the Colossus in THEBES./// This mighty statue stimulates our people, and soon we see additional tax revenue from increased trade and a burst of creativity from our knowledge-seekers.
0525 BC: (((EGYPT and the AMAZONS sign a peace treaty.))) This first-contact situation turned out well in the end, despite an "icy" beginning that saw us giving them the knowledge of pottery with nothing in return. Nonetheless, more equitable trades followed, and we have "receptive" relations with the AMAZONS, who are, of all things, a female-dominated nation.
0275 BC: Settlers establish the seaport city of HELIOPOLIS.
0220 AD: The Golden Age of Philosophy begins in the EGYPTIAN capital, THEBES. Great thinkers articulate scientific, moral and metaphysical systems which endure for centuries to come.
0340 AD: Trade negotiations for knowledge and maps with the AMAZONS fall through. We were not interested in what they had for knowledge and they, in turn, refused to trade maps with us.
0640 AD: ///EGYPT builds Marco Polo's Embassy in THEBES./// We now have a facility in which to store the knowledge of foreign affairs we glean from others. This will benefit us greatly when it comes to negotiations with other nations.
0680 AD: Settlers establish the seaport city of ELEPHANTINE.
...^^^MONGOL armies capture the JAPANESE city of KAGOSHIMA.^^^
0760 AD: (((EGYPT and CHINA sign a peace treaty.))) We are able to trade knowledge as well, and this first-contact situation turns out quite well.
...!!!The CELTS and the VIKINGS declare war on each other!!!
0820 AD: We withdraw offending troops from CHINESE territory, per their request.
0840 AD: (((JAPAN and CHINA sign a cease-fire.)))
0860 AD: ^^^AMAZON armies capture the MONGOL city of ORMUZ.^^^
0860 AD: ///JAPAN builds Sun Tzu's War Academy in EDO.///
0960 AD: ^^^JAPANESE armies capture the MONGOL city of SHANGTU.^^^
1000 AD: ///MONGOLIA builds the Hanging Gardens in ALEPPO.///
1050 AD: Settlers establish the riverine city of ALEXANDRIA.
1060 AD: ///The AMAZONS build the Lighthouse in THEMISCYRA.///
1070 AD: ^^^MONGOL armies liberate ORMUZ from its AMAZON occupiers.^^^
1100 AD: ^^^JAPANESE armies capture the MONGOL city of BASRA.^^^
1150 AD: ***!!!***THE CELTS DESTROY THE VIKINGS***!!!*** The destruction of their capital, TRONDHEIM, wipes out the last of a once-proud people.
1150 AD: ///EGYPT builds Copernicus' Observatory in THEBES./// Now those who seek knowledge among us shall have a promontory from which to peer deep into the heavens.
1200 AD: ^^^CHINESE armies capture the MONGOL city of KHORASAN.^^^
1220 AD: !!!CHINA and JAPAN declare war on each other!!!
1240 AD: !!!MONGOLIA declares war on EGYPT!!! We refused to attack the AMAZONS, and we refused to pay the MONGOLS tribute. So now we're at war with them. May our armies prevail!
1250 AD: We withdraw our troops from CHINESE territory at their request.
1270 AD: ^^^MONGOL armies liberate the AMAZON city of TITANEIA.^^^
1310 AD: (((EGYPT and the AMAZONS sign an **alliance** with each other.))) While it wasn't explicitly stated, our joining forces with our matriarchal neighbors is in direct response to the threat posed by MONGOLIA.
1320 AD: ^^^The AMAZONS liberate the MONGOL-held city of TITANEIA.^^^
1370 AD: ^^^EGYPTIAN armies capture the MONGOL city of QUINSAY.^^^
1380 AD: We refuse to enter negotiations with MONGOLIA.
1400 AD: Settlers establish the inland city of PI-RAMSSES.
...^^^AMAZON armies *destroy* the MONGOL city of ALEPPO.^^^
1410 AD: (((CHINA and MONGOLIA sign a peace treaty.)))
1410 AD: ///MONGOLIA welcomes Magellan's Expedition to SAMARKAND.///
...CHINA reestablishes its capital in CHENGDU.
1420 AD: ^^^CHINESE armies capture the JAPANESE city of BASRA.^^^
1500 AD: ///CHINA builds the Great Library in XINJIAN.///
1500 AD: ///EGYPT builds Michelangelo's Chapel in THEBES./// This great wonder will aid in the governing of our people by making them more content with their lives.
1515 AD: We refuse to break our alliance with the AMAZONS, and tell MONGOLIA to shove it when they demand 700 gold tribute.
...^^^MONGOL armies *destroy* the EGYPTIAN-held city of QUINSAY.^^^
...^^^MONGOL armies capture the AMAZON city of XANTHE.^^^
1535 AD: ^^^EGYPTIAN armies *destroy* the MONGOL city of BAGHDAD.^^^
1540 AD: ///The AMAZONS welcome Queen Melosa's Crusade into THEMISCYRA.///
1540 AD: ///JAPAN builds the Pyramids in KYOTO.///
1550 AD: ^^^EGYPTIAN armies *destroy* the MONGOL city of ISFAHAN.^^^
...^^^AMAZON armies capture the CELTIC city of ARMAGH.^^^
1555 AD: (((EGYPT and MONGOLIA sign a peace treaty.))) We drove a hard bargain, however, and walked away with 200 gold tribute in addition to the treaty. MONGOLIA now knows to leave us well enough alone.
1560 AD: The venerable monarchy falls apart amid decay and corruption, and instability once again sweeps the lands of EGYPT.
1565 AD: We trade knowledge and maps with our AMAZON allies, but refuse to rejoin their war with MONGOLIA. We have made an honorable peace, and we shall stick with it.
1575 AD: After fifteen years of strife, a republic is seated in THEBES and, for the first time in our nation's history, all of our people are truly represented. A new era of prosperity has dawned!
1590 AD: ^^^MONGOL armies capture the AMAZON city of EURIPPE.^^^
1595 AD: !!!MONGOLIA and CHINA cancel their peace treaty!!!
...We refuse to attack our allies, the AMAZONS, at MONGOLIA's request. They even have the balls to offer us 150 gold to join them in an alliance against our matriarchal neighbors!
1620 AD: We offer the AMAZONS military assistance, as they've been begging for our help, but the fools not only turn it down, but insult us in the process! Well! Screw you, too, ladies! Before that, they had the ovaries to demand 300 gold from us, to which we responded, "We're not your personal financiers!"
...We trade maps and knowledge with CHINA.
1620 AD: ///CHINA builds the Great Wall in KHORASAN.///
...!!!The CELTS declare war on EGYPT!!! The little worms didn't like it when we told them we would not cancel our alliance with the AMAZONS, nor would we give them any of our knowledge.
1625 AD: ///MONGOLIA builds the Oracle in KARAKORUM.///
1635 AD: (((MONGOLIA and CHINA sign a peace treaty.)))
1640 AD: ///EGYPT incorporates Adam Smith's Trading Company in MEMPHIS./// This quasi-government corporation will play a key role in reducing government expenditures.
1655 AD: Settlers establish the seaport city of GIZA.
...(((JAPAN and CHINA sign a peace treaty.)))
1680 AD: We turn down CHINA's offer to trade knowledge.
1690 AD: ^^^JAPANESE armies capture the MONGOL city of BOKHARA.^^^
1720 AD: ^^^AMAZON armies liberate the MONGOL city of XANTHE.^^^
1750 AD: (((EGYPT and JAPAN sign a peace treaty.))) This first-contact situation also results in us exchanging knowledge with our newest neighbors.
1752 AD: We refuse to join MONGOLIA in a war alliance against CHINA.
...!!!JAPAN and CHINA cancel their peace treaty!!!
1754 AD: We trade knowledge with CHINA. They got ironworking, we got sanitation; that's a very good exchange, in our opinion.
...^^^AMAZON armies capture the CELTIC city of TINTAGEL.^^^
1768 AD: We refuse to grant an audience to a CELTIC emissary.
...^^^JAPANESE armies capture the MONGOL city of KHANBALYK.^^^
1772 AD: ///CHINA builds Leonardo's Workshop in CHENGDU.///
1774 AD: We turn down JAPAN's offer of a war alliance against CHINA.
1778 AD: (((CHINA and JAPAN sign a peace treaty.)))
...^^^MONGOL armies liberate the JAPANESE-held city of KHANBALYK.^^^
1786 AD: We refuse to trade knowledge with CHINA.
...Settlers establish the inland city of BYBLOS.
...^^^JAPANESE armies retake KHANBALYK from MONGOLIA.^^^
1788 AD: ^^^MONGOL armies capture the AMAZON city of TECMESSA.^^^
1788 AD: ///EGYPT builds Isaac Newton's College in THEBES./// This campus quickly becomes the premier educational center for our best and brightest.
1790 AD: ^^^JAPANESE armies capture the MONGOL city of RAQQA.^^^
1794 AD: !!!CHINA and JAPAN cancel their peace treaty!!!
1800 AD: We refuse to join the AMAZONS' war against MONGOLIA; we also refuse to finance the war with 700 gold. They threaten to cancel the alliance, but do not, and we exchange maps.
1802 AD: (((CHINA and JAPAN sign a peace treaty.)))
1810 AD: ^^^MONGOL armies liberate the JAPANESE-held city of RAQQA.^^^
1818 AD: We once again refuse MONGOLIA's request to join their alliance against JAPAN.
...(((EGYPT and the CELTS sign a peace treaty.))) The military suggested only a cease-fire, but the Senate overruled them and, thus, we have a peace treaty.
1818 AD: ///CHINA builds Shakespeare's Theater in CHENGU.///
1830 AD: We brush off the CELTS when they offer us 350 gold to break our alliance with the AMAZONS. Sorry, but that's been tried before.
1832 AD: ^^^MONGOL armies liberate the JAPANESE city of KHANBALYK.^^^
...!!!JAPAN and CHINA cancel their peace treaty!!!
1834 AD: Settlers establish the seaport city of EL-AMARNA.
1836 AD: ^^^JAPANESE armies capture the MONGOL city of DAMASCUS.^^^
1838 AD: We trade knowledge and maps with the AMAZONS. We once again have to turn down their request that we rejoin the war against MONGOLIA.
...We refuse to join JAPAN in its war against CHINA.
1840 AD: ^^^MONGOL armies retake DAMASCUS from the JAPANESE.^^^
1846 AD: ///EGYPT welcomes Darwin's Voyage to THEBES./// The knowledge brought back by these intrepid explorers will be of immense benefit to our scientific community.
1850 AD: Settlers establish the seaport city of HIERACONPOLIS.
1851 AD: ///EGYPT builds J.S. Bach's Cathedral in PI-RAMESSES./// This beautiful wonder will make our people happier.
1852 AD: We trade maps with the AMAZONS. We're annoying them, it seems, so we shall take care not to disturb our matriarchal allies again anytime soon.
1853 AD: Settlers establish the seaport city of ABYDOS.
1857 AD: (((JAPAN and CHINA sign a peace treaty.)))
1860 AD: ^^^JAPANESE armies retake the MONGOL city of DAMASCUS.^^^
1861 AD: ^^^AMAZON armies capture the MONGOL city of KASHGAR.^^^
1862 AD: ^^^MONGOL armies liberate the AMAZON-held city of KASHGAR.^^^
...^^^JAPANESE armies capture the MONGOL city of TABRIZ.^^^
1863 AD: ///EGYPT builds the Eiffel Tower in ELEPHANTINE./// This metallic wonder serves to impress foreign tourists, which includes foreign officials.
1865 AD: We refuse to grant an audience with a MONGOL emissary.
1866 AD: !!!The AMAZONS and JAPAN declare war on each other!!!
1868 AD: ///CHINA builds the Statue of Liberty in CHENGDU.///
...^^^AMAZON armies capture the MONGOL city of ORMUZ.^^^
...^^^AMAZON armies capture the MONGOL city of TANGIER.^^^
1872 AD: We laugh the CELTS off after they offer us 400 gold to ally with them and break our ties with the AMAZONS.
1873 AD: (((The AMAZONS and the CELTS sign a peace treaty.)))
1874 AD: ^^^AMAZON armies capture the JAPANESE city of DAMASCUS.^^^
1874 AD: ///EGYPT charters the United Nations in THEBES./// It is our fervent hope that this international body will be able to mediate disputes among nations.
1876 AD: We refuse to join an alliance with JAPAN against CHINA.
1877 AD: ^^^AMAZON armies capture the MONGOL city of SAMARKAND.^^^
...MONGOLIA is now a mere shadow its former self. We predict they will join the VIKINGS in oblivion before too much longer.
1880 AD: ^^^AMAZON armies capture the MONGOL city of NISHAPUR.^^^
1881 AD: Settlers establish the seaport city of ASYUT.
...(((JAPAN and CHINA sign a peace treaty.)))
1883 AD: We trade maps with the AMAZONS, but once again refuse to rejoin the war against MONGOLIA. It's obvious our female friends are about to wipe them out, and don't need our help to finish the job (nor 1000 gold).
1883 AD: ***!!!***THE AMAZONS DESTROY MONGOLIA***!!!*** The fall of KARAKORUM wipes out the last of a once-aggressive people who bit off more than they could chew.
1886 AD: ^^^AMAZON armies capture the JAPANESE city of TABRIZ.^^^
...^^^JAPANESE troops retake TABRIZ from the AMAZONS.^^^
1888 AD: !!!The AMAZONS and CHINA declare war on each other!!!
1895 AD: We exchange maps with CHINA.
1898 AD: The AMAZONS once again ask us to join one of their wars, this time against JAPAN. We decline, and we also refuse to give 800 gold to finance their efforts against CHINA. We do, however, agree to exchange maps. This should give our female friends a slight edge on CHINA.
1902 AD: Settlers establish the inland city of AVARIS.
...^^^JAPANESE armies capture the AMAZON city of ARAPATA.^^^
1903 AD: ///EGYPT builds the Hoover Dam in PI-RAMESSES./// This mighty dam serves as a model that's soon duplicated throughout the nation, greatly improving our industrial output.
1906 AD: (((CHINA and JAPAN sign an **alliance** against the AMAZONS.)))
1907 AD: ///EGYPT grants Human Suffrage in THEBES./// This amendment to our consitution guarantees the right to vote to everyone, no matter their status. The practice has been informal for centuries, but now it's codified.
1908 AD: We turn down JAPAN's offer of an alliance and 500 gold if we break our ties with the AMAZONS. Sorry, but so long as we're not wronged, we will not do anything to sully our reputation.
1909 AD: ^^^AMAZON armies capture the CHINESE city of NINGPO.^^^
1909 AD: ///EGYPT discovers the Cure For Cancer in HELIOPOLIS./// This medical breakthrough will save countless lives throughout the world. Our people are happy to share it the knowledge with those who would benefit from it.
1912 AD: (((The AMAZONS and JAPAN sign a peace treaty.)))
1914 AD: (((The AMAZONS and CHINA sign a peace treaty.)))
1927 AD: ///EGYPT inaugurates the SETI Program in THEBES./// We now have banks of ground-based satellite dishes scanning deep space for signs of extraterrestrial intelligence. So far we've only found ourselves.
1931 AD: We trade maps with CHINA and the AMAZONS, but are spurned by JAPAN. We then insult them in return by demanding the withdrawal of non-existent JAPANESE troops from our territory. If anything, we confused them. Sigh.
1932 AD: Engineers establish the seaport city of LISHT.
1934 AD: Engineers establish the seaport city of BUTO.
...!!!CHINA and JAPAN declare war on each other!!!
1936 AD: We refuse the CELTS' offer of 500 gold to join their war against JAPAN.
1940 AD: We refuse to join JAPAN in its war against CHINA.
1941 AD: (((JAPAN and CHINA sign a peace treaty.)))
1945 AD: Settlers establish the riverine city of EDFU.
1951 AD: Engineers establish the hillside seaport city of PITHOM.
1952 AD: CHINESE troops are ordered out of our territory per peace treaty stipulations.
1953 AD: Engineers establish the seaport riverine city of BUSIRIS.
1956 AD: ///EGYPT completes the Manhattan Project in ELEPHANTINE./// We have created and detonated a weapon — we shall call it a thermonuclear warhead — that can destroy an entire city with a single, devastating strike. It is the ultimate deterrent against war.
1956 AD: ///EGYPT launches the Apollo Program in THEBES./// We now have orbital capabilities, which means we have spy satellites, space stations, spacecraft and, best of all, humans who have left Earth for the first time and set foot upon another world, our own Moon.
1961 AD: CHINESE troops are ordered out of our territory once again.
1963 AD: The venerable EGYPTIAN republic falls from power, and chaos sweeps the lands, cities and people of our mighty nation.
1965 AD: The chaos in EGYPT is swept aside as a fundamentalist regime rises to power in THEBES and asserts its grip on the nation. Supported by luminaries in the military, commercial and religous circles, the regime's leader, High Priest Sadat, claims direct blood ties to the legendary Emperor Sadat. Surprisingly, it's true.
...!!!EGYPT attacks the CELTS!!! It is but the first step in a plan for global dominance. The weakest shall fall first, and that turns out to be the CELTS. It helps our cause that they had once been antagonistic towards us.
...^^^!!!EGYPTIAN armies sack the CELTIC capital, CARDIFF!!!^^^
...The CELTS relocate their capital to KELLS.
...^^^!!!EGYPTIAN armies sack the CELTIC capital, KELLS!!!^^^ This time, enemy leaders are captured and executed.
...^^^EGYPTIAN armies *destroy* the CELTIC seaport city of SWANSEA.^^^
...^^^EGYPTIAN armies *destroy* the CELTIC seaport city of DURROW.^^^
1967 AD: ^^^EGYPTIAN armies sack the CELTIC seaport city of RHYMNEY.^^^
...^^^EGYPTIAN armies sack the CELTIC seaport city of ILLAUNTANIG.^^^
1968 AD: ***!!!***EGYPT destroys the CELTS***!!!*** The fall of RHONDDA, a seaport city, seals the fate of that nation; namely, oblivion and a footnote in the history books.
1971 AD: The EGYPTIAN city of RHONDDA is disbanded; its citizens are forced to join engineering battalions that will improve our lands with irrigation, farmland, roads, railways and mining.
1988 AD: A CHINESE diplomat is captured red-handed with information on key technology. He is expelled and CHINA is put on notice that we won't put up with such shenanigans.
1992 AD: !!!The AMAZONS declare war on JAPAN!!!
1993 AD: We foil an espionage attempt by CHINA.
1994 AD: !!!EGYPT declares war on CHINA!!! We have had it with their espionage attempts. This time we caught them red-handed with really sensitive knowledge.
1995 AD: ^^^EGYPTIAN armies sack or destroy the following CHINESE cities: MACAO (destroyed), KWEISUI, XUZHOU, PAOTING, YANGCHOW (seaport), ANYANG (seaport), TATUNG, CHINAN, NANKING,
...^^^!!!EGYPTIAN armies sack CHINA's capital, CHENGDU!!!^^^ Among the spoils of war is Shakespeare's Theater and the Statue of Liberty.
...CHINA's government escapes to XINJIAN.
...^^^!!!EGYPTIAN armies sack CHINA's capital, XINJIAN!!!^^^ This time, we capture and execute the leaders of the enemy. CHINA has been decapitated.
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