Government Health Warning

[McMonkey]

WARNING!!!

Has anyone downloaded and played Conquest (Risk) which is displayed in the advert bar at the moment?
If you have not downloaded it yet then be warned, this stupid/brilliant little game is as addictive as smack!

At the moment I cannot stop trying to beat the computer every time I switch on my PC! I am playing on the hardest setting and keep getting my sorry ass kicked!

I know I will not rest until I have beaten the computer but all of my most brilliant strategies seem to die on their arse after about 20 turns and the AI mops me up like an annoying spillage!

I have not done any work on my map today and its all Conquests fault!
I love Risk but this stupid/brilliant game is ruining my life!

You have been warned kids, just say NO!

[curtsibling]

When it comes to strategy - I am strictly a CIV2 man!

[McMonkey]

Its OK Curt. I have started recieving treatment and should be back on the straight and narrow soon!

Have you ever played the board game Risk? I would highly recommend it!!! It is best played with four + people, pleanty of beer and smokes and a whole evening to waste! The best bit is forming underhand alliances and then stabbing your mates in the back when they least expect it! Wu Ha HA HA

[curtsibling]

The first step to recovery is admitting addiction!

[McMonkey]

Thank the lord, I have finally conquered this terrible affliction and can now move on with my life!

Last night I beat the AI on the hardest setting and managed to humiliate him at the end with my HUGE army in South America. When I finished I realised I had grown a beard, the pets had died of neglect and my wife had left me!
Let this be a warning to others!

[McMonkey]

Does anyone know where I can find a Chines scenario called "All Under Heaven"?

[Cyrion]

Originally posted by Werd100
Does anyone know where I can find a Chines scenario called "All Under Heaven"?

I don't know about some other places, but here:

all under heaven

And at the end of the thread you have replacement graphics!

[McMonkey]

Thank you sir.

[curtsibling]

Aha!

Risk - Always a classic game of megalomania!

I had a game of the Risk II PC game, and it is as fun as ever.

[McMonkey]

Ah, the board game, much more fun with a few friends and a few beers than on your own against the computer at 4am raving about "one more turn!". I hope the government quarantined this seriously addictive wee game before it infected any other impressionable minds! MUST RULE THE WORLD