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  • God Complex Diagnosed By My Psychotherapist!

    BAD NEWS GUYS! GOT A LOVE LETTER FROM GOD AND I'M ****ED! TOO MANY HOURS FACILITATING THE SCIENTIFIC OUTPUT OF MAJOR CITIES; TINKERING AROUND THE EDGES OF MY POST INDUSTRIAL NEAR SUPERTOPIAN (LOOK IT UP, IT WONT BE FOUND!) INFRASTRUCTIRAL PARADISES; CONFIGURING THE PARAMATERS OF MY FULLY CUSTOMIZED AND RE-CUSTOMIZABLE SPECIAL RULES.TXT; LOVINGLY AND COMMITADLY SHAPING AND RE-SHAPING THE ALL RENEWABLE PLANET IN MY OWN IMAGE, UNRAVELING THE WELTKNOTTEN, RECYCLING OLD SCHOPENHAUER, TRANSVALUATING THE VALUE OF ALL VALUES IN THE MANNER OF NIEZTCHE, PITTING PHALANX VS ARMOR, CARAVAN VS SPY (NO CONTEST), AMERICAN VS SIOUX, NAZI VS JEW; IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED ! ! !

    I HAVE A COMPLEX.

    I WAKE UP BELIEVING I'M GOD, AND GO TO BED ABSOLUTLEY CERTAIN OF IT. MY THERAPIST SAYS IT'S (A) TERMINAL. BUT THE ***** DOESNT UNDERSTAND THAT THE

    FATE OF BILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE IN THE PALM OF MY HAND, AND ON THE SOLE OF MY BOOT. IT'S WORSE THAN LIFE OR DEATH, IT'S ARMAGEDDON! I KNOW I SOUND LIKE A MANIAC BUT THEY SAID THAT ABOUT MAO. WHEN I STARVE MY CITIES I MAKE SURE ITS FOR A GOOD REASON, LIKE A ****ING OVERLAP. ANYWAY, SHE SAYS IT'S A SERIOUS CONDITION AND I OUGHT TO TELL EVERYONE I EVER DISCUSSED CIV2 WITH THAT IT'S HIGHLY CONTAGEOUS. I DON'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE TO CONTRACT IT, BUT IF YOU'RE READING THIS YOU PROBABLY ALREADY HAVE.

    I HOPE WE CAN FIGHT THIS TOGETHER. THAT WE CAN POOL TOGETHER OUR RESOURCES, AND TRADE THEM FOR BETTER RESEARCH, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY BETTER TEMPLES SO WE CAN ALL SURRENDER AND BEGIN WORSHIPING ME, OR I'LL BE SENDING THE ARMOR IN.

    BUILD ME A MOON UNIT, I'LL BE THERE BY BREAKFAST.

    BOOMSHANKA YA BASTARDS, AND HAIL TO THE CHIEF!
    "bear yourselves as Huns of Attila"
    -Kaiser Willhem II

  • #2
    okie dokie...

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    • #3
      Willhelm, are you stoned?
      "Peace cannot be kept by force.
      It can only be achieved by understanding"

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      • #4
        Heh, you got me laughing there, kaiser!
        Find my civ2 scenarios here

        Ave Europa, nostra vera Patria!

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        • #5
          JFC...
          "Military training has three purposes: 1)To save ourselves from becoming subjects to others, 2)to win for our own city a possition of leadership, exercised for the benefit of others and 3)to exercise the rule of a master over those who deserve to be treated as slaves."-Aristotle, The Politics, Book VII

          All those who want to die, follow me!
          Last words of Emperor Constantine XII Palaiologos, before charging the Turkish hordes, on the 29th of May 1453AD.

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          • #6
            It's obviously a joke, right? A drunk one at that (looking at the time of the post, which in CET is in the middle of the night), but still...At least I found it humerous...
            Last edited by Eivind IV; May 23, 2006, 05:54.
            Find my civ2 scenarios here

            Ave Europa, nostra vera Patria!

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            • #7
              Welcome, Willhelm II, to the SL wing of the Apolysylum.
              Relax, play God, have fun, ignore your shrink...........the rest of us are just as nuts.

              Muahahahahaha.
              Excerpts from the Manual of the Civilization Fanatic :

              Money can buy happiness, just raise the luxury rate to 50%.
              Money is not the root of all evil, it is the root of great empires.

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              • #8
                um...um...um...
                I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
                Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
                Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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                • #9
                  Re: God Complex Diagnosed By My Psychotherapist!

                  Originally posted by Willhelm II

                  I HOPE WE CAN FIGHT THIS TOGETHER. THAT WE CAN POOL TOGETHER OUR RESOURCES, AND TRADE THEM FOR BETTER RESEARCH, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY BETTER TEMPLES SO WE CAN ALL SURRENDER AND BEGIN WORSHIPING ME, OR I'LL BE SENDING THE ARMOR IN.
                  HEAR HEAR

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Eivind IV
                    It's obviously a joke, right? A drunk one at that (looking at the time of the post, which in CET is in the middle of the night), but still...At least I found it humerous...
                    WE NEED MORE OF THIS "HUMER"! IMMEDIATELY!

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                    • #11
                      A nice replacement for the OT this place is

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                      • #12
                        Yes, it can be 'interesting' when SL inmates manage to escape their keepers, hijack a thread and take it for a joyride.

                        Excerpts from the Manual of the Civilization Fanatic :

                        Money can buy happiness, just raise the luxury rate to 50%.
                        Money is not the root of all evil, it is the root of great empires.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by typhoon
                          WE NEED MORE OF THIS "HUMER"! IMMEDIATELY!
                          This you need to elaborate. I don't get it...
                          Find my civ2 scenarios here

                          Ave Europa, nostra vera Patria!

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                          • #14
                            Don't lose sleep over it. Just a minor problem with the spelling of humerous.

                            EDIT:
                            humerus = arm bone
                            humorous = funny
                            Last edited by AGRICOLA; May 23, 2006, 18:02.
                            Excerpts from the Manual of the Civilization Fanatic :

                            Money can buy happiness, just raise the luxury rate to 50%.
                            Money is not the root of all evil, it is the root of great empires.

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                            • #15
                              Ah, I get it. Damn my lame English skills!

                              I'd like to see you take a crack at Norwegian, Typhoon...THAT would redefine humour!
                              Last edited by Eivind IV; May 23, 2006, 18:24.
                              Find my civ2 scenarios here

                              Ave Europa, nostra vera Patria!

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