Z (3900 B.C.): map edge
From Empress Catherine the Great (3750 B.C.): you want to restart?
Z (3750 B.C.): yeah
From Empress Catherine the Great (3750 B.C.): retire
From Empress Catherine the Great (4000 B.C.): techs
From Empress Catherine the Great (4000 B.C.): techs....
From Empress Catherine the Great (4000 B.C.): clean
Z (3650 B.C.): hut results are so ****ed up in duels
From Empress Catherine the Great (3650 B.C.): yes because the huts change if you play with 5 people.
Z (3650 B.C.): hahaha apparently
Z (3650 B.C.): is player size the only affecting variable?
From Empress Catherine the Great (3650 B.C.): i was being sarcastic...
Z (3600 B.C.): you shouldn't be. it does change
From Empress Catherine the Great (3600 B.C.): no it doesn't
Z (3600 B.C.): I don't ever, EVER see weeds on my rah rules friday nights
Z (3600 B.C.): trust me, it does
From Empress Catherine the Great (3600 B.C.): ok well you go ahead and think what you want because obviously you know more than i do
Z (3600 B.C.): and I usually gobble up at least 40% of the huts those nights
Z (3600 B.C.): I'm not saying that
Z (3550 B.C.): it's just a fact. deal with it
From Empress Catherine the Great (3500 B.C.): obviously your huts aren't too bad if you have a tribe and units from huts.
Z (3500 B.C.): obviously not, this game
To Empress Catherine the Great (3500 B.C.): was I complaining?
From Empress Catherine the Great (3500 B.C.): every game. i play every game from behind.
Z (3500 B.C.): that's because you're a bad gatherer
From Empress Catherine the Great (3500 B.C.): no it's because i get pottery my first hut 70% of my games.
Z (3500 B.C.): your skill is in sprawling
Z (3500 B.C.): oh
Z (3500 B.C.): then God must hate you
From Empress Catherine the Great (3500 B.C.): my skill is in sprawling? my skill is in everything. I know things about this game you will never know.
Z (3500 B.C.): yeah
Z (3450 B.C.): but you still suck ass at gathering
From Empress Catherine the Great (3450 B.C.): this is dumb there is no way i can win this
To Empress Catherine the Great (3250 B.C.): I am the gathering master.
From Empress Catherine the Great (3250 B.C.): it's real easy to throw horsemen everywhere.
Z (3250 B.C.): I built one horseman about 12 turns after discovering horse.
From Empress Catherine the Great (3250 B.C.): you're like all the other talentless rookies. You just build mass horsemen and your expansion sucks.
Z (3250 B.C.): oh
From Empress Catherine the Great (3250 B.C.): yeah that is some serious skill. you are so skillful at getting units from huts.
Z (3250 B.C.): then you obviously didn't read that I only built one late horseman.
Z (3250 B.C.): moron
From Empress Catherine the Great (3250 B.C.): i have gotten 2 units.
Z (3250 B.C.): good for you
Z (3200 B.C.): you don't rape your huts properly
Z (3200 B.C.): so do it right or stop complaining.
From Empress Catherine the Great (3100 B.C.): every ****ing time i get up
Z (3100 B.C.): huh?
From Empress Catherine the Great (3100 B.C.): if i hadn't gotten up that city would still be mine
Z (3100 B.C.): don't get up next time
Z (3050 B.C.): man
From Empress Catherine the Great (3050 B.C.): problem?
Z (3050 B.C.): none chariot swarm in the back map
From Empress Catherine the Great (3050 B.C.): yeah it just sucks havign great huts
Z (3050 B.C.): exactly
Z (3000 B.C.): I keep cumming my pants
Z (2950 B.C.): home emergency
Z (2950 B.C.): **** self
From Empress Catherine the Great (2850 B.C.): no ****ing way
Z (2850 B.C.): yeah that's right.
From Empress Catherine the Great (2850 B.C.): man **** this **** i can't compete with this kind of a start.
From Empress Catherine the Great (2850 B.C.): that was a ****ing veteran archer on a mountain
Z (2850 B.C.): you don't know combat intrinsics well enough.
From Empress Catherine the Great (2850 B.C.): actually I do. That archer had a defense of about 6 or 7.
Z (4000 B.C.): two setts
From Empress Maria Theresa (4000 B.C.): clean
From Empress Maria Theresa (4000 B.C.): clean
[…]
From Empress Maria Theresa (2950 B.C.): i have 14 turn discoveries this kicks ass
From Empress Maria Theresa (2950 B.C.): make that 15
Z (2950 B.C.): build on some grapes!
From Empress Maria Theresa (2950 B.C.): i dont have any
Z (2900 B.C.): where is horsie?
From Empress Maria Theresa (2900 B.C.): what horsie?
From Empress Maria Theresa (2750 B.C.): are you building all these?
Z (2750 B.C.): maybe.
Z (2600 B.C.): gonna settle in and outbuild me, are we?
From Empress Maria Theresa (2600 B.C.): should work if you're building all these units...
Z (2600 B.C.): and if I'm not?
From Empress Maria Theresa (2600 B.C.): then I'll just kill them. not much i can do against that many units from huts.
From Empress Maria Theresa (2450 B.C.): give me a ****ing break
From Empress Maria Theresa (2400 B.C.): you have got to be ****ing kidding me
Z (2400 B.C.): oooh I'm lucky today.
From Empress Maria Theresa (2300 B.C.): how'd you know my horseman was there?
Z (2300 B.C.): LUCKY guess
Z (2300 B.C.): aaaaahahahahahhahaha
From Empress Maria Theresa (2300 B.C.): for that matter how'd you know i have grapes in my territory.
Z (2300 B.C.): maby I'm map hacking?
From Empress Maria Theresa (2300 B.C.): dont know
Z (2300 B.C.): you'd consider it, wouldn't you.
From Empress Maria Theresa (2300 B.C.): dont know
Z (2300 B.C.): that's not like you, ****
Z (2250 B.C.): that seems like a whiney markus thing.
From Empress Maria Theresa (2200 B.C.): what the ****?
Z (2200 B.C.): hi
From Empress Maria Theresa (2200 B.C.): why isn't my screen flicking to units?
Z (2200 B.C.): because
Z (2200 B.C.): I'm tricky that way.
From Empress Maria Theresa (2200 B.C.): something is ****ed up on my game it won't flick when a unit comes by
From Empress Maria Theresa (2200 B.C.): i have show enemy moves selected what the ****?
Z (2200 B.C.): yeah
From Empress Maria Theresa (2200 B.C.): that's game over i have no way of defending
Z (2200 B.C.): maybe you're multi clicking too fast.
From Empress Maria Theresa (2200 B.C.): that's like the 4th game i've lost because my ****ing screen won't flick
Z (2200 B.C.): you know, how you play this like a real time game?
Z (2200 B.C.): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
From Empress Maria Theresa (2200 B.C.): doesn't matter it should still flick
From Empress Maria Theresa (2200 B.C.): i am going to reinstall
Z (2200 B.C.): happy reinstillation.
From Empress Catherine the Great (3750 B.C.): you want to restart?
Z (3750 B.C.): yeah
From Empress Catherine the Great (3750 B.C.): retire
From Empress Catherine the Great (4000 B.C.): techs
From Empress Catherine the Great (4000 B.C.): techs....
From Empress Catherine the Great (4000 B.C.): clean
Z (3650 B.C.): hut results are so ****ed up in duels
From Empress Catherine the Great (3650 B.C.): yes because the huts change if you play with 5 people.
Z (3650 B.C.): hahaha apparently
Z (3650 B.C.): is player size the only affecting variable?
From Empress Catherine the Great (3650 B.C.): i was being sarcastic...
Z (3600 B.C.): you shouldn't be. it does change
From Empress Catherine the Great (3600 B.C.): no it doesn't
Z (3600 B.C.): I don't ever, EVER see weeds on my rah rules friday nights
Z (3600 B.C.): trust me, it does
From Empress Catherine the Great (3600 B.C.): ok well you go ahead and think what you want because obviously you know more than i do
Z (3600 B.C.): and I usually gobble up at least 40% of the huts those nights
Z (3600 B.C.): I'm not saying that
Z (3550 B.C.): it's just a fact. deal with it
From Empress Catherine the Great (3500 B.C.): obviously your huts aren't too bad if you have a tribe and units from huts.
Z (3500 B.C.): obviously not, this game
To Empress Catherine the Great (3500 B.C.): was I complaining?
From Empress Catherine the Great (3500 B.C.): every game. i play every game from behind.
Z (3500 B.C.): that's because you're a bad gatherer
From Empress Catherine the Great (3500 B.C.): no it's because i get pottery my first hut 70% of my games.
Z (3500 B.C.): your skill is in sprawling
Z (3500 B.C.): oh
Z (3500 B.C.): then God must hate you
From Empress Catherine the Great (3500 B.C.): my skill is in sprawling? my skill is in everything. I know things about this game you will never know.
Z (3500 B.C.): yeah
Z (3450 B.C.): but you still suck ass at gathering
From Empress Catherine the Great (3450 B.C.): this is dumb there is no way i can win this
To Empress Catherine the Great (3250 B.C.): I am the gathering master.
From Empress Catherine the Great (3250 B.C.): it's real easy to throw horsemen everywhere.
Z (3250 B.C.): I built one horseman about 12 turns after discovering horse.
From Empress Catherine the Great (3250 B.C.): you're like all the other talentless rookies. You just build mass horsemen and your expansion sucks.
Z (3250 B.C.): oh
From Empress Catherine the Great (3250 B.C.): yeah that is some serious skill. you are so skillful at getting units from huts.
Z (3250 B.C.): then you obviously didn't read that I only built one late horseman.
Z (3250 B.C.): moron
From Empress Catherine the Great (3250 B.C.): i have gotten 2 units.
Z (3250 B.C.): good for you
Z (3200 B.C.): you don't rape your huts properly
Z (3200 B.C.): so do it right or stop complaining.
From Empress Catherine the Great (3100 B.C.): every ****ing time i get up
Z (3100 B.C.): huh?
From Empress Catherine the Great (3100 B.C.): if i hadn't gotten up that city would still be mine
Z (3100 B.C.): don't get up next time
Z (3050 B.C.): man
From Empress Catherine the Great (3050 B.C.): problem?
Z (3050 B.C.): none chariot swarm in the back map
From Empress Catherine the Great (3050 B.C.): yeah it just sucks havign great huts
Z (3050 B.C.): exactly
Z (3000 B.C.): I keep cumming my pants
Z (2950 B.C.): home emergency
Z (2950 B.C.): **** self
From Empress Catherine the Great (2850 B.C.): no ****ing way
Z (2850 B.C.): yeah that's right.
From Empress Catherine the Great (2850 B.C.): man **** this **** i can't compete with this kind of a start.
From Empress Catherine the Great (2850 B.C.): that was a ****ing veteran archer on a mountain
Z (2850 B.C.): you don't know combat intrinsics well enough.
From Empress Catherine the Great (2850 B.C.): actually I do. That archer had a defense of about 6 or 7.
Z (4000 B.C.): two setts
From Empress Maria Theresa (4000 B.C.): clean
From Empress Maria Theresa (4000 B.C.): clean
[…]
From Empress Maria Theresa (2950 B.C.): i have 14 turn discoveries this kicks ass
From Empress Maria Theresa (2950 B.C.): make that 15
Z (2950 B.C.): build on some grapes!
From Empress Maria Theresa (2950 B.C.): i dont have any
Z (2900 B.C.): where is horsie?
From Empress Maria Theresa (2900 B.C.): what horsie?
From Empress Maria Theresa (2750 B.C.): are you building all these?
Z (2750 B.C.): maybe.
Z (2600 B.C.): gonna settle in and outbuild me, are we?
From Empress Maria Theresa (2600 B.C.): should work if you're building all these units...
Z (2600 B.C.): and if I'm not?
From Empress Maria Theresa (2600 B.C.): then I'll just kill them. not much i can do against that many units from huts.
From Empress Maria Theresa (2450 B.C.): give me a ****ing break
From Empress Maria Theresa (2400 B.C.): you have got to be ****ing kidding me
Z (2400 B.C.): oooh I'm lucky today.
From Empress Maria Theresa (2300 B.C.): how'd you know my horseman was there?
Z (2300 B.C.): LUCKY guess
Z (2300 B.C.): aaaaahahahahahhahaha
From Empress Maria Theresa (2300 B.C.): for that matter how'd you know i have grapes in my territory.
Z (2300 B.C.): maby I'm map hacking?
From Empress Maria Theresa (2300 B.C.): dont know
Z (2300 B.C.): you'd consider it, wouldn't you.
From Empress Maria Theresa (2300 B.C.): dont know
Z (2300 B.C.): that's not like you, ****
Z (2250 B.C.): that seems like a whiney markus thing.
From Empress Maria Theresa (2200 B.C.): what the ****?
Z (2200 B.C.): hi
From Empress Maria Theresa (2200 B.C.): why isn't my screen flicking to units?
Z (2200 B.C.): because
Z (2200 B.C.): I'm tricky that way.
From Empress Maria Theresa (2200 B.C.): something is ****ed up on my game it won't flick when a unit comes by
From Empress Maria Theresa (2200 B.C.): i have show enemy moves selected what the ****?
Z (2200 B.C.): yeah
From Empress Maria Theresa (2200 B.C.): that's game over i have no way of defending
Z (2200 B.C.): maybe you're multi clicking too fast.
From Empress Maria Theresa (2200 B.C.): that's like the 4th game i've lost because my ****ing screen won't flick
Z (2200 B.C.): you know, how you play this like a real time game?
Z (2200 B.C.): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
From Empress Maria Theresa (2200 B.C.): doesn't matter it should still flick
From Empress Maria Theresa (2200 B.C.): i am going to reinstall
Z (2200 B.C.): happy reinstillation.
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