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History of the World 4.0 - The Saga Continues
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HOTW4 - Part 1:
HOTW4 - Out of Character Thread:
Current Map:Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah
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President Bonaparte and Foreign Minister Metternich call Captain Smithfield into his office to get his report on the recent world war, more specifically the Battle of Budva where the Azande captured the Serb city of Budva.
Metternich - "As our two allies were at war with each other recently, you must imagine the position this places us into. We remained neutral throughout the war, but not without uneasy feelings from both our friends I fear. If there is any nation who should play peacemaker between these two nations it is us. It is quite frustrating however that we were left out of the entire arrangement. Furthermore, neither one of our allies gave us any information as to how the war unfolded. It is my understanding however that your trading vessel as in the middle of the great Battle of Budva."
Smithfield - "Um, yes sir."
Bonaparte - "So please deliver your report on the battle. What happened?"
Smithfield - "Umm, I'm afraid I can't do that sir."
Bonaparte - "Why not?!"
Smithfield - "I..just have nothing to report."
Bonaparte - "This is a matter of national importance. If you are holding back information you will be found treasonous and executed. Now answer me, what happened at the Battle of Budva?"
Smithfield - "I don't know...."
Metternich - "Your ship was docked at Budva during the battle, correct?"
Smithfield - "Yes sir. We were about to deliver our goods to the port."
Bonaparte - "Then how on earth could you not know what happened at the battle?!"
Smithfield - "We were... uh... how to say this. Umm... we were asleep sir."
Bonaparte - "Asleep?!!"
Metternich - "It was a major military engagement. Our two closest friends and allies entered a major war with each other, reaching its apex no more than a few hundred meters from your ship, and you say you slept through the entire battle?"
Smithfield - "...yes sir."
Bonaparte - "Cannon bombardment, musket fire, screaming, death, destruction, battle, fire, you slept through all this?"
Smithfield - "My crew are heavy sleepers, sir."
Bonaparte - "Un-f*cking-believable. Guards, seize this man. Throw him in jail and bring him up on charges."
Guard - "On what charges?"
Bonaparte - "I dunno, extreme incompetance in the line of duty and failure to remain awake during important world events. Make sure his crew never sails a ship for this nation again."
Guard - "Yes sir."Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah
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Civl war broke out in egypt as Saddam Hussien attacked the mainland with troops from the provinces...
The battle was long and hard and many were killed or injured....
After many months one victor eventually emerged...
Destined t orebuild Egypt and place it amonsgt the great nations again...
The new leader is .............................GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71
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The Serbs are commemorating the fifth anniversary of the heroic deaths of lieutenants Milan Spasic and Sergej Masera. Prime Minister Nikola Pasic and the Defence Minister Duke Ratomir Putnik arrived in Budva at the place of the ultimate sacrifice. Yes, it was at this very pier that the heroic young lieutenants gave their lives to prevent two ships anchored in the port of Budva to fall into the bloody murderous hands of Lizard barbarians.
Yes, the Lizard armies have already breached the lines of defence and Budva was about to fall when Spasic and Masera gave their young lives to prevent the capture of their two ships. They sank their two ships and they sank together with them. Such is the tradition of Serbian warriors inspired by the legacy of their ancestors. Such is their determination. Such is their courage. Serb warriors will stop at nothing to defend their mother Serbia. They are ready and happy to lay down their young lives for her. And they will do it without hesitation.
Lieutenant Sergej Masera's ship sinking
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During his stay in Budva, Nikola Pasic visited the sites of carnage and heard the terrible stories of the survivors of Lizard blood orgy. The horrors he heard shocked him so much that he suffered a heart attack and was transported to Budva Hospital. But because Budva was in ruins, its hospital lacked basic equipment and medicine and the doctors there were unable to save the life of the aged Prime Minister.
Nikola Paisc died in Budva later that day and he was buried there, in his home town a week later.
Later that year the citizens of Budva erected a monument in memory of the great Serb leader.
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Elections were held in Serbia and new President and new Prime Minister were elected. The Organisation of Serbian Democratic Initiative or OSDI had the majority in the new parliament and their candidate for President Dr. Borisav Jovic won the elections too. He appointed the leader of this pragmatic party Dr. Ante Markovic as new Prime Minister. Ante Markovic held a PhD in economics and he understood that Serbia lost the war with Lizards because she was a backward society with weak economy and even weaker science. So he decided to use the terms of the peace treaty of Budva imposed on Serbia by the Evil Lizard Empire bent on controlling all free minded nations in the world to Serbia’s best interest. He stopped all military production and focused on building the infrastructure in Serbia. First railway was built that connected Belgrade and Jagodina and many engineers started to work on other railways immediately. He strengthened the commercial and scientific ties with Great Britain and sponsored the researchers studying in the University of Charles Darwin. Among them was the great Serbian scientist Nikola Tesla, who discovered the electromagnetic induction and commercial way to use electricity and transport it to great distances and soon the streets of all Serbian cities were lit and power came into all Serbian homes.
Serbia became a free market economy and thanks to the loans and donations received from the Bank of Britain her economy grew immensely during Dr. Markovic’s term in Office. In exchange for such display of generosity, Serbia coordinated its science with the English completely, sharing many secrets with her good friends and loyal allies.
The English were also there to offer a helping hand in times of need. Because of the destruction Serbia had suffered at the hands of the monstrous Lizards, who can hardly be called human, Great Britain suspended taxation of imported Serbian goods for a period of 100 years. Such is the friendship between Great Britain and Serbia. So strong, so firm. Serbia is lucky to have neighbours like that. If English had been like Lizards, Serbia would not have existed any more. But with friends like Great Britain Serbia need not fear.
One of Tesla's experiments
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The remnants of banned Chetniks and Communists gathered together and organised a convention in Novi Sad. They formed a new party, National Socialist Party of Serbia or NSDAP. Slobodan Milosevic, former member of banned fascist party was elected president of the new party and Josip Broz Tito, former leader of Communist party was elected vice president. Their actual titles were more in line with the militaristic organisation of the party. They were Leader and Deputy Leader.
They participated in the elections for the parliament held shortly after the death of Nikola Pasic, but none of their candidates were elected. Serbia was tired of wars. They were unhappy with the results of the elections of course. So they organised a big rally of their supporters in Novi Sad.
In a heated speech, Slobodan Milosevic accused the government of Dr. Markovic of cooperation with the Lizards and Dr. Markovic himself of being on a payroll of Lizard Queen. Milosevic protested because the stinking Lizard settlements continued to defile the Serbian lands and he demanded Lizards abandoned their outpost city of Tut and demilitarised their forts in Asia Minor. The National Socialist protest became violent and Milosevic hoped he could use the clash with the police and the looting in Novi Sad to stage a coup and take the power. No such luck this time and Slobodan Milosevic soon found himself behind bars convicted of the attempted coup. He was sentenced to nine years in prison.
Slobodan Milosevic speaking at the rally of his supporters in Novi Sad
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Egyptian Free Press
This first edition of the Free Press brings to you the sad news of the latest civil war in Egypt. Admiral Saddam Hussein attacked his homeland but the true blue blooded Egyptians fought back and soon had him defeated. The great leadership of Emporer Roberto Auldonis and Tamara Goose led to the hastey end of one of the saddest chapters in Egyptian history. Saddam has been imprisoned on the Islland of Cuba and also his 20 top supporters. Under the new Laws enacted by the Emporer the old
Razlamic Death Penalty has been put aside and life imprisonment is mandatory for their crimes.
Unfortuanlty the Emporer sustained a terminal injury during a terrorist attack after the war ended and passed away last night. A state funeral will be held next week. The Emporers young son Peter Pan has been appointed the new Emporer, and proclaimed a week or mourning.
The Egyptian Senate has reformed and has announced major engineering works. Railways , a recent discovery are to be built linking all citys. New industrial complexes to be completed to employ all Egyptians.
Rumoours abound of new research being conducted in the desert for new weopons to prtoect egypt from any future attack. Scientists are madly pursuing something they beleive will provide the ultimate weopon. With this weopon in their hands it is believed no one will ever again threaten the independance of Egypt.GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71
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