Favorite Advisor

[Ren]

Has to be the Military Advisor

Although that Russian accent is enticing...

[Straybow]

I had to vote

…for the one who looks kinda like me.

[-Jrabbit]

You mean the effete, ******y economic advisor? Ick.

I like the military advisor, especially when he gets drunk.

[Straybow]

I said looks like me not acts like me, you rat!

[Scouse Gits]

Careful, Stray - you are the second person this year to call the lagomorph a rodent!!!

[Bloody Monk]

Lagomorphs are rodents on steroids; they have TWO sets of incisors whereas rodents only have ONE. One definition of rodent states any small gnawing mammal (rabbit,hare) that is not a TRUE rodent. Under lagomorph one finds ...that are born naked, blind, and helpless; are usually gregarious....

All from an online dictionary. My 60's era college dictionary STILL says rabbits are rodents.

Monk

[Bloody Monk]

I agree with the -nonrodent.

All the Advisors add something except the prissy economic advisor. The military guy seems to have the most range in his comments.

Monk

[Theben]

Bah. You forget about the modern foreign advisor:

"Traaade, sir! Here's you! Here's a clue! Get a clue! Discover trade."

But the best is of course:

"Sire, the very cobblestones of our streets possess more knowledge than we do. In true, sire... WE SUCK."