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    Idiots may not vote.
    Location: United States, New Mexico

    Citation: CONSTITUTION OF THE STATE OF NEW MEXICO
    ADOPTED JANUARY 21, 1911

    Article VII. Elective Franchise
    Section 1. [Qualifications of voters; absentee voting; school elections; registration.]

    Every citizen of the United States, who is over the age of twenty-one years, and has resided in New Mexico twelve months, in the county ninety days, and in the precinct in which he offers to vote thirty days, next preceding the election, except idiots, insane persons and persons convicted of a felonious or infamous crime unless restored to political rights, shall be qualified to vote at all elections for public officers. The legislature may enact laws providing for absentee voting by qualified electors. All school elections shall be held at different times from other elections.

    You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
    Location: United States, Arizona


    Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
    Location: United States, Florida


    Molesting an automobile is illegal.
    Location: United States, Oklahoma, Clinton


    It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
    Location: United States, Alaska


    Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
    Location: United States, California, Chico
    si yo pongo los 500$, ¿alguien se anima?


    Males may not be sexually aroused in public.
    Location: United States, Tennessee, Nashville


    Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.
    Location: United States, Wisconsin


    Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.
    Location: United States, Utah, Trout Creek


    Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
    Location: United States, Virginia


    Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
    Location: United States, California, San Francisco


    Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
    Location: United States, Tennessee, Memphis



    It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.
    Location: United States, Utah, Tremonton



    It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
    Location: United States, West Virginia




    ¿Quieres conocer a mi tía Isa?

  • #2
    Alguna la conocia....muchas existen debido a la aparición de elementos indeseados en sus virtuosas comunidades...como no entienden de razonar con el prójimo, se inventan una ley para marginarlo

    La que me extraña es la de

    Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
    Location: United States, California, San Francisco
    Yo estuve por allá y vi unos especímenes alucinantes
    Campeón 2006 Progressive Games
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    • #3
      me han contado que noseque políticos para llegar a noseque cargo tienen/tenían antes que crear cierto número de leyes, por esto salían leyes de este estilo, pero como lo que me han contado es tan preciso no se si será verdad

      ¿Quieres conocer a mi tía Isa?

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      • #4
        Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.

        Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
        Como duele cuando sale la coca cola expulsada por la nariz...
        >>> El cine se lee en dvdplay <<<

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        • #5
          Madre mía gano Bush por 4 milones de votos y eso que no votaron los idiotas de Nuevo México...
          Si no hubiéramos sido lo que fuimos ahora no seríamos lo que somos... «Boys are back in town...»
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          SHOTS OF ROME , LISBON , GRANADA , SALAMANCA , SANTIAGO , SEGOVIA , ARANJUEZ , MADRID , MANZANARES EL REAL

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          • #6
            Re: Juzgados anticuados

            Originally posted by Arsen
            You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

            Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

            Molesting an automobile is illegal.

            It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

            Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

            Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.

            Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.

            Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.

            It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.

            It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.


            Dildos es lo que yo pienso, ¿no?
            Cuando un dedo señala la luna, los tontos miran el dedo. (del Mayo francés)

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            • #7
              Claro
              >>> El cine se lee en dvdplay <<<

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              • #8
                Ya conocia algunas. Pero en castellano... así entiendo poco o.o
                Dark Fantasy Forums: Foros sobre animé y manga. También tenemos un colegio sobre Harry Potter. Fans Fics, Fan Arts y Foros sobre música, literatura y cine. Temática general no falta.

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                • #9
                  Dildos es lo que yo pienso, ¿no?
                  Pues eso depende de lo que tú pienses. Claro que conociendo tu pervertida mente... sí, seguro que sí
                  "Son españoles... los que no pueden ser otra cosa" (Cánovas del Castillo)
                  "España es un problema, Europa su solución" (Ortega y Gasset)
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                  "Déjate llevar por la complejidad y cabalga sobre ella" - Niessuh, sabio cívico

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                  • #10
                    No logro imaginar cómo pudiste saber lo que mi pervertida mente pensó
                    Cuando un dedo señala la luna, los tontos miran el dedo. (del Mayo francés)

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                    • #11
                      Fácil: yo sí sé lo que significa esa palabra
                      "Son españoles... los que no pueden ser otra cosa" (Cánovas del Castillo)
                      "España es un problema, Europa su solución" (Ortega y Gasset)
                      The Spanish Civilization Site
                      "Déjate llevar por la complejidad y cabalga sobre ella" - Niessuh, sabio cívico

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                      • #12
                        Pues comparte tu sabiduría. No seas avaricioso -.
                        Dark Fantasy Forums: Foros sobre animé y manga. También tenemos un colegio sobre Harry Potter. Fans Fics, Fan Arts y Foros sobre música, literatura y cine. Temática general no falta.

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                        • #13
                          esos instrumentos son para uso individual, no es recomendable compartirlos
                          Campeón 2006 Progressive Games
                          civ4 mods: SCSCollateral GrayAgainstBlue ProperCrossings
                          civ3 terrain: Irrigations Roads Railroads Borders Multimine Sengoku Napoleonic

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                          • #14
                            Attached Files
                            >>> El cine se lee en dvdplay <<<

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                            • #15
                              También debería estar prohibido que hubiese dos Arsens en la misma casa

                              lamentablemente para ellas, esto es imposible

                              ¿Quieres conocer a mi tía Isa?

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