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  • To Paddy the Scot.
    The Sherrin Foundation
    Captain of the Concordian Armed Forces, Inspectorate of the MoD Term VI

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    • d/p


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      WIFE:
      What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

      HUSBAND:

      Definitely not!

      WIFE:

      Why not - don't you like being married?

      HUSBAND:

      Of course I do.

      WIFE:

      Then why wouldn't you remarry?

      HUSBAND:

      Okay, I'd get married again.

      WIFE:

      You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

      HUSBAND:

      (Makes audible groan).

      WIFE:

      Would you live in our house?

      HUSBAND:

      Sure, it's a great house.

      WIFE:

      Would you sleep with her in our bed?

      HUSBAND:

      Where else would we sleep?

      WIFE:

      Would you let her drive my car?

      HUSBAND:

      Probably, it is almost new.

      WIFE:

      Would you replace my pictures with hers?

      HUSBAND:

      That would seem like the proper thing to do.

      WIFE:

      Would she use my golf clubs?

      HUSBAND:

      No, she's left-handed.

      WIFE:
      - silence - -

      HUSBAND:

      bugger!!!
      Last edited by Paddy; December 2, 2007, 06:44.
      Gurka 17, People of the Valley
      I am of the Horde.

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      • 1310ad to Wittlich
        Gurka 17, People of the Valley
        I am of the Horde.

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        • Good one Paddy

          1310AD to BigFree
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          "One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
          "If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
          ____________________________

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          • LOL!!

            To James
            http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/i..._burn_shot.gif

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            • To Paddy the Scot.
              The Sherrin Foundation
              Captain of the Concordian Armed Forces, Inspectorate of the MoD Term VI

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              • and round again
                Gurka 17, People of the Valley
                I am of the Horde.

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                • 1320AD to BigFree
                  ____________________________
                  "One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
                  "If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
                  ____________________________

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                  • to James
                    http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/i..._burn_shot.gif

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                    • To Paddy
                      The Sherrin Foundation
                      Captain of the Concordian Armed Forces, Inspectorate of the MoD Term VI

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                      • and round again
                        Gurka 17, People of the Valley
                        I am of the Horde.

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                        • 1330AD to BigFree
                          ____________________________
                          "One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
                          "If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
                          ____________________________

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                          • To PTS
                            The Sherrin Foundation
                            Captain of the Concordian Armed Forces, Inspectorate of the MoD Term VI

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                            • to Wittlich
                              Gurka 17, People of the Valley
                              I am of the Horde.

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                              • 1340AD to BigFree
                                ____________________________
                                "One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
                                "If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
                                ____________________________

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