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Camaxtli’s War-Crimes Trials Reach Dramatic Conclusion
The Trial of Camaxtli:
The Madness of Camaxtli was on full display during his trial. His antics were endless, and Chief Aysecan threatened to have him gagged numerous times. Camaxtli’s contempt for the presiding officer Chief Aysecan was glaringly apparent. At one point in the trial, he turned his back to the panel of Judges, including Chief Aysecan.
Occasionally, he would stand on top of the defense table and shout “Death to the Ottomans! I am Camaxtli! I am the King! Not this whelp Aysecan!” Other times he would plead that he was not Camaxtli at all, but a body double, but when this was proven false, Camaxtli then began pounding the table and yelling. “My vast Navies will destroy you! We will bury you! We will bury you!”
Several Tlaxian victims came to the stand to testify about the pain and suffering caused by Camaxtli. Whenever Tlaxians were testifying, the Mad-King repeatedly interrupted their testimony, screaming “What about Camaxtli’s pain?!? What about Camaxtli’s suffering?!?
In the end, the most critical pieces of evidence were the images of death and suffering provided by Russian intelligence, along with the Public letter released by Camaxtli where he announced that the Tlaxians had been “leased” to Valhalla. The nail in the coffin was the Public letter released by Valhalla Ruler, Mr. Wednesday, clearly stating that Camaxtli had refused to accept the Tlaxian people back, even after the Oil-drill-gambit failed and the residents were starving. There were audible gasps in the courtroom when this final fact was revealed.
It took the court 3 hours of deliberation to announce their verdict: 1. Camaxtli was indeed the real former King of Azteca, not an imposter or body double 2. All imposters and purported body doubles had been captured and killed previously 3. Camaxtli was guilty on all counts, except on the charge that he had conspired with America to invade Africa. Camaxtli was found guilty of plotting to invade and conquer Africa, but America was not involved.
Camaxtli was sentenced to death by beheading, and the sentence was carried out immediately following the trial.
Widespread Rejoicing… and Demonstrating in Mexico
The Mexican people have been parading and rejoicing in the streets at the news of Camaxtli’s conviction and execution. One parade participant told us “Finally we can breathe again! Finally the nightmare is over for us!”
Some Mexicans however, are not as jubilant. Protests have also sprung up, demanding that all the former Azteca cities be returned to the Mexicans. The protesters seek relieve the starvation and border disputes around Mexico, as well as return all Mexican people to Mexican rule. One demonstrator told our reporters “Now Mexico is free again, but not all of us. The Native American occupiers of Baja peninsula must return Mexican land to the Mexican people! Cali must be returned to us! Tlaxcala must be freed from the Valhallan enslavers!”
Camaxtli’s War-Crimes Trials Reach Dramatic Conclusion
The Trial of Camaxtli:
The Madness of Camaxtli was on full display during his trial. His antics were endless, and Chief Aysecan threatened to have him gagged numerous times. Camaxtli’s contempt for the presiding officer Chief Aysecan was glaringly apparent. At one point in the trial, he turned his back to the panel of Judges, including Chief Aysecan.
Occasionally, he would stand on top of the defense table and shout “Death to the Ottomans! I am Camaxtli! I am the King! Not this whelp Aysecan!” Other times he would plead that he was not Camaxtli at all, but a body double, but when this was proven false, Camaxtli then began pounding the table and yelling. “My vast Navies will destroy you! We will bury you! We will bury you!”
Several Tlaxian victims came to the stand to testify about the pain and suffering caused by Camaxtli. Whenever Tlaxians were testifying, the Mad-King repeatedly interrupted their testimony, screaming “What about Camaxtli’s pain?!? What about Camaxtli’s suffering?!?
In the end, the most critical pieces of evidence were the images of death and suffering provided by Russian intelligence, along with the Public letter released by Camaxtli where he announced that the Tlaxians had been “leased” to Valhalla. The nail in the coffin was the Public letter released by Valhalla Ruler, Mr. Wednesday, clearly stating that Camaxtli had refused to accept the Tlaxian people back, even after the Oil-drill-gambit failed and the residents were starving. There were audible gasps in the courtroom when this final fact was revealed.
It took the court 3 hours of deliberation to announce their verdict: 1. Camaxtli was indeed the real former King of Azteca, not an imposter or body double 2. All imposters and purported body doubles had been captured and killed previously 3. Camaxtli was guilty on all counts, except on the charge that he had conspired with America to invade Africa. Camaxtli was found guilty of plotting to invade and conquer Africa, but America was not involved.
Camaxtli was sentenced to death by beheading, and the sentence was carried out immediately following the trial.
Widespread Rejoicing… and Demonstrating in Mexico
The Mexican people have been parading and rejoicing in the streets at the news of Camaxtli’s conviction and execution. One parade participant told us “Finally we can breathe again! Finally the nightmare is over for us!”
Some Mexicans however, are not as jubilant. Protests have also sprung up, demanding that all the former Azteca cities be returned to the Mexicans. The protesters seek relieve the starvation and border disputes around Mexico, as well as return all Mexican people to Mexican rule. One demonstrator told our reporters “Now Mexico is free again, but not all of us. The Native American occupiers of Baja peninsula must return Mexican land to the Mexican people! Cali must be returned to us! Tlaxcala must be freed from the Valhallan enslavers!”
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