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Well, rather than talk about how there's no stories to read here, lets write us some stories and talk about how nobody else is writing here!
I'm chronicling a game I am in the middle of, playing as the mighty Zulu Empire. I have imposed one big rule on myself though. I can't play to the Zulus' strength, which is being aggressive b@$7@rD$.
What do this mean?
1. No declaring war ever. (If attacked I can defend myself and liberate another nations' territory until they ask for peace, at which point I must come to terms)
2. I need a diplomatic, cultural, or space race victory.
3. I have to accept Open borders unless it's an unfair trade.
4. I have to give help.
So there you have it, those are the restrictions I'm giving myself. The map is random, I don't know what's coming.
Oh, since I haven't played much in the past year, the difficulty is set at "settler." (Because my grandma could beat me in my sleep at this game.)
Here we go!:
Shaka: Haha suckas! I made it into this game after all! And all y'all thought that Metaliturtle story about me with the bald chick got me banned from the Civ series!
Other CIV leaders: Stop breaking the fourth wall Shaka!
Shaka: A-hem... Yes, it is with great pride and determination that I start the FUBU er... um... ZULU empire!
People of Zulu: Yeah we gonna kill some tanky mofos!
Shaka: NOOO! Do you realize that people declare war on us just because they know we'll attack them otherwise? In this game we must be more b!tchtastic than Gandhi.
People of Zulu: SNAP!!!
And so Shaka built him a City.
Events! 4000 BC - 3500 BC!
4000 BC: Ulundi has been founded.
3850 BC: The villagers have provided you with a Scout!
3825 BC: You have discovered Animal Husbandry!
3825 BC: The borders of Ulundi have expanded!
3700 BC: You have discovered Mysticism
3600 BC: The villagers have taught you Writing!
3525 BC: The villagers have provided you with a map!
The world at 3500 BC:
Zulu Scout: Lord Shaka, we have explored the entire land!
Shaka: How did it look?
Zulu Scout: Yo man, like a .45! We gonna bust a cap in someone's ass fo sho!
Shaka: No, we will play nice and trade shinies with them so they will let us build a spaceship.
Zulu Scout: Then we'd really be high! He!ls Yeah! And I would be a space cadet!
Shaka: No drug references either!
----And then some stuff happened----
3475 BC: Hinduism founded in Ulundi. The Zulus believe in Polythor, patron god of Apolyton, and key in the practice of Polytheism.
3450 BC: Zulu warlords, upset at Shaka's imposing of the new religion, revolt against the teachings of DanQ and his minions.
3450 BC: DanQ silences the revolt utilizing shinies.
3350 BC: Zulu priests have discovered priesthood, proving that they, in fact, do exist.
3250 BC: Zulu shoremen begin eating creatures from the sea, Fishing has begun!
3125 BC: Fish loving seamen (not even going to touch that one) create the village of Fish Taco, so they may eat their fish without culinary persecution.
3025 BC: Fisherman rig bedsheets to their boats and discover they go faster with less rowing. They call this new mode of travel "Sailing."
The world at 3000 BC:
Let me know what you think so far, I'm going to keep playing and posting for a while, so if you're online comment now!
Well, rather than talk about how there's no stories to read here, lets write us some stories and talk about how nobody else is writing here!
I'm chronicling a game I am in the middle of, playing as the mighty Zulu Empire. I have imposed one big rule on myself though. I can't play to the Zulus' strength, which is being aggressive b@$7@rD$.
What do this mean?
1. No declaring war ever. (If attacked I can defend myself and liberate another nations' territory until they ask for peace, at which point I must come to terms)
2. I need a diplomatic, cultural, or space race victory.
3. I have to accept Open borders unless it's an unfair trade.
4. I have to give help.
So there you have it, those are the restrictions I'm giving myself. The map is random, I don't know what's coming.
Oh, since I haven't played much in the past year, the difficulty is set at "settler." (Because my grandma could beat me in my sleep at this game.)
Here we go!:
Shaka: Haha suckas! I made it into this game after all! And all y'all thought that Metaliturtle story about me with the bald chick got me banned from the Civ series!
Other CIV leaders: Stop breaking the fourth wall Shaka!
Shaka: A-hem... Yes, it is with great pride and determination that I start the FUBU er... um... ZULU empire!
People of Zulu: Yeah we gonna kill some tanky mofos!
Shaka: NOOO! Do you realize that people declare war on us just because they know we'll attack them otherwise? In this game we must be more b!tchtastic than Gandhi.
People of Zulu: SNAP!!!
And so Shaka built him a City.
Events! 4000 BC - 3500 BC!
4000 BC: Ulundi has been founded.
3850 BC: The villagers have provided you with a Scout!
3825 BC: You have discovered Animal Husbandry!
3825 BC: The borders of Ulundi have expanded!
3700 BC: You have discovered Mysticism
3600 BC: The villagers have taught you Writing!
3525 BC: The villagers have provided you with a map!
The world at 3500 BC:
Zulu Scout: Lord Shaka, we have explored the entire land!
Shaka: How did it look?
Zulu Scout: Yo man, like a .45! We gonna bust a cap in someone's ass fo sho!
Shaka: No, we will play nice and trade shinies with them so they will let us build a spaceship.
Zulu Scout: Then we'd really be high! He!ls Yeah! And I would be a space cadet!
Shaka: No drug references either!
----And then some stuff happened----
3475 BC: Hinduism founded in Ulundi. The Zulus believe in Polythor, patron god of Apolyton, and key in the practice of Polytheism.
3450 BC: Zulu warlords, upset at Shaka's imposing of the new religion, revolt against the teachings of DanQ and his minions.
3450 BC: DanQ silences the revolt utilizing shinies.
3350 BC: Zulu priests have discovered priesthood, proving that they, in fact, do exist.
3250 BC: Zulu shoremen begin eating creatures from the sea, Fishing has begun!
3125 BC: Fish loving seamen (not even going to touch that one) create the village of Fish Taco, so they may eat their fish without culinary persecution.
3025 BC: Fisherman rig bedsheets to their boats and discover they go faster with less rowing. They call this new mode of travel "Sailing."
The world at 3000 BC:
Let me know what you think so far, I'm going to keep playing and posting for a while, so if you're online comment now!
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