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Why if I have a waterwheel, can I not have also a farm?
Tell me straight, I can take it.
Tell me straight, I can take it.
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This game grates on my nerves with its micromanagement and logical inconsistencies. I managed to replace the leaderheads with partially pornographic images but I am concerned in doing so I exposed my computer to a virus. Can anyone help me? I can't seem to install AVG and I suspect the culprit is the porn star who looked too damn similar to Cleopatra to pass up. -
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Ah. This sounds bad. I think a reformat is the only way. Of your brain.Originally posted by Wiglaf
I managed to replace the leaderheads with partially pornographic images but I am concerned in doing so I exposed my computer to a virus. Can anyone help me?Comment
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It's true. Wiglaf's brain is so corrupted that reformatting is the only real answer.
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I think his problem is his I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. (avatar - gosh this movie is so funny - actually WigLaf´s avatar change made me watch it again)...Comment
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Originally posted by Wiglaf
This game grates on my nerves with its micromanagement and logical inconsistencies. I managed to replace the leaderheads with partially pornographic images but I am concerned in doing so I exposed my computer to a virus. Can anyone help me? I can't seem to install AVG and I suspect the culprit is the porn star who looked too damn similar to Cleopatra to pass up.
Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez DávilaComment
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QFTOriginally posted by Heraclitus
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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I can remotely exorcize your computer, Wiggy. All I need to make contact is your credit card.Comment
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Oh God of Spam, why do ye torture us!@#!@!@#!@#!@
Sidenote: What movie is Wiglaf's avatar of?Comment
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Although it is truly wonderful that we can have a thread dedicated to Wiglaf's Brain, I'd also like to note that it would also be nice to have both a waterwheel and a farm.
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You CAN have both a waterwheel and a farm, you dingbat! And always COULD!
You put the waterMILL on the flat side of the river, and where the river bends, you put a farm.
On different tiles, of course.
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:Note to self:
Thread on Jaybe's Brain may also be needed.
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It's a matter of game practicality, Lancer, that prevents both a waterwheel and a farm on the same tile. What would you call a watermill/farm? What would you do for graphics? And keep it simple and stereotypical while you're at it.
Then what would Firaxis do about people wanting different mixtures, e.g., town/mine. A N D for crying out softly, didn't Firaxis realize that as a cottage matured to a town that it should garner defense bonuses for units on the tile? Look at all those ugly industrial/modern skyscrapers one would have to fight through!
NOW you can start your JB's Brain thread.
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If you run State Property, all your water wheels come with a farm. Communism.
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