I want to make love to BTS

[Wiglaf]

I want to BONE this expansion pack.


There is nothing sexier than more civs, more wonders, more ending videos, more crap I could add in XML but was too bored to do so. I nearly lost it -- sexually -- when I browsed a preview on Civfanatics. It included pictures..



Beyond the Sword -- the name itself is erotic; swords go in sheaths; in latin, "vagina" means sheath.

[guermantes]

well... everyone has their own fetish I guess...

[Brutus66]

Wow.
I recommend Zoloft. It will reduce your anger and your libido.

[LordShiva]

to anything that would reduce Wiglaf's anger.

Who is that chick leader?

[Wiglaf]

Who knows. On second thought she is not so boneable.

[Pinchak]

I have wanted to make love to many things in my day including various melons, a gopher hole, and ground meat shaped into a human head.... but a video game is a new one.

Do you plan on using the hole in the middle of the CD? Let me know how it goes... I may have to try it myself...

[Guynemer]

Wow. I could've lived my whole life quite happily without that particular information, Pinch. Thanks loads.

[Pinchak]

Yes... you COULD have lived your life happily without knowing that... but would it have been as fullfilling?

Thanks loads.

Is this suppose to be some sort of pun? I'm disgusted.


Ok, I'll stop now.

[dregor]

I bet you'd be less bitter if you had a picture of BTS with a pancake on it.

[Adagio]

Re: I want to make love to BTS

Originally posted by Wiglaf

She looks scary... but whatever turns you on

[A1CBOZ]

My guess is that the chick is Boudica of the Celts. She looks vicious enough anyway... And about boning this game.... uhhh... you better hope the CD doesn't shatter...

[OzzyKP]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
Who knows. On second thought she is not so boneable.

Wait till you see her animated in the game.

[Dis]

don't care for the face, boobs look good. bags were invented for a reason.

[dannubis]

@ dis