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So I'm driving down the street one evening, in a bad part of town.
These thugs roll up in a drop top convertable, with gangster rap pumping. Some real hard core gangbangers I tell ya. One of them pulled a gun and told me to hand over my wallet.
Scared, I did what came naturally. I reached for a CD that I had burned the Warlords theme song onto. Put it in the CD player, and let fate handle the rest.
As the blacksmith clanging of the song started up, one of the thugs demanded my wallet again... although there was a undeniable look of confusion on his face.
At this point I turned the volume all the way up. The song broke into the violin section. I turned toward the agressors, and gave the thugs a look like, "yeah, whats up now hommies?" My eyes were crossed for added effect.
They were visibly frightened now. The Warlords theme song blared on, then the pause before the seige leader lets out that battle cry.
Upon hearing the battle cry, one of the thugs shook the driver's arm while yelling, "lets get the 7uck out of here!"
The driver floored it, with a look on his face like he just saw a ghost. They completely ran the red light, swerved to miss another car, then crashed into a mailbox.
The Warlords song was still loud and clear, and had gotten to the part where the chanting, "uh da da da da da da" started up.
The thugs were practicly falling over each other trying to escape their now burning car. Mothers covered their childrens tender ears and hooligans dove behind shrubbery as the mongolian melody erupted from my 85' ford escort, laying waste to everything in it's path.
Among the terrified pedestrians, there was a single nerd complete with white button down shirt, thick black rimmed glasses, and pocket protector. He saluted me with a knowing look in his eye. I felt like Tom Cruise in Top Gun.
Thanks Civ4. I can't imagine Sting or the Backstreet Boys would have had the same effect on these scoundrels.
These thugs roll up in a drop top convertable, with gangster rap pumping. Some real hard core gangbangers I tell ya. One of them pulled a gun and told me to hand over my wallet.
Scared, I did what came naturally. I reached for a CD that I had burned the Warlords theme song onto. Put it in the CD player, and let fate handle the rest.
As the blacksmith clanging of the song started up, one of the thugs demanded my wallet again... although there was a undeniable look of confusion on his face.
At this point I turned the volume all the way up. The song broke into the violin section. I turned toward the agressors, and gave the thugs a look like, "yeah, whats up now hommies?" My eyes were crossed for added effect.
They were visibly frightened now. The Warlords theme song blared on, then the pause before the seige leader lets out that battle cry.
Upon hearing the battle cry, one of the thugs shook the driver's arm while yelling, "lets get the 7uck out of here!"
The driver floored it, with a look on his face like he just saw a ghost. They completely ran the red light, swerved to miss another car, then crashed into a mailbox.
The Warlords song was still loud and clear, and had gotten to the part where the chanting, "uh da da da da da da" started up.
The thugs were practicly falling over each other trying to escape their now burning car. Mothers covered their childrens tender ears and hooligans dove behind shrubbery as the mongolian melody erupted from my 85' ford escort, laying waste to everything in it's path.
Among the terrified pedestrians, there was a single nerd complete with white button down shirt, thick black rimmed glasses, and pocket protector. He saluted me with a knowing look in his eye. I felt like Tom Cruise in Top Gun.
Thanks Civ4. I can't imagine Sting or the Backstreet Boys would have had the same effect on these scoundrels.
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