I've had this game for a while. I bought it when I saw my girlfriend looking at it one day, so I got it for her for Christmas while she got FEAR for me. Oddly, we ended up liking eachother's game instead...
But this is the first Civilization game I've ever played. I bought a "Strategy Guide" for it, but it seems to assume that the reader is familiar with Civilization III, and unfortunately, I am not... it's more of a review book than an actual strategy guide in my opinion, going on and on about the features but never really giving any advice on how to actually play the f#^@ing game.
So I looked up some strategy info on the net (GameFaqs.com is barren for Civ 4--is this a sign?) and thought I'd try a cultural win with Elizabeth. You have to give me credit for perserverance, because even though I lost 13 consecutive games in a row, I kept trying... until finally I ran out of patience and wanted to smash the game into a thousand tiny pieces and then glue it back together in the shape of an ass and mail it to Sid Meier... so then I decided to uninstall it.
Lately I have been bored to tears and thought I'd give it another try, but it's always the same damn thing for me. I can get up to 5 or 6 cities built before the land is gone. The other civilizations bully me, I am constantly beset by barbarians, my cities won't grow because there's not enough happiness and health and no access to resources that provide such... the micro-management is overwhelming... every time, I am doomed to failure. As far as I'm concerned there is no way to beat this game, maybe I just lack the proper frame of mind, or perhaps I'm just mentally retarded (dee dee dee!)... I don't know. I don't have trouble with other games, but let's face it. Over the years games have been "dumbed down" to the point where they basically play themselves while you watch (take Knights of the Old Republic, for instance)...
Back in the day when I was... 12... I was the king of video games in my town. Now I'm just a washed up hack who can't even win a strategy game. Should I just kill myself now?
But this is the first Civilization game I've ever played. I bought a "Strategy Guide" for it, but it seems to assume that the reader is familiar with Civilization III, and unfortunately, I am not... it's more of a review book than an actual strategy guide in my opinion, going on and on about the features but never really giving any advice on how to actually play the f#^@ing game.
So I looked up some strategy info on the net (GameFaqs.com is barren for Civ 4--is this a sign?) and thought I'd try a cultural win with Elizabeth. You have to give me credit for perserverance, because even though I lost 13 consecutive games in a row, I kept trying... until finally I ran out of patience and wanted to smash the game into a thousand tiny pieces and then glue it back together in the shape of an ass and mail it to Sid Meier... so then I decided to uninstall it.
Lately I have been bored to tears and thought I'd give it another try, but it's always the same damn thing for me. I can get up to 5 or 6 cities built before the land is gone. The other civilizations bully me, I am constantly beset by barbarians, my cities won't grow because there's not enough happiness and health and no access to resources that provide such... the micro-management is overwhelming... every time, I am doomed to failure. As far as I'm concerned there is no way to beat this game, maybe I just lack the proper frame of mind, or perhaps I'm just mentally retarded (dee dee dee!)... I don't know. I don't have trouble with other games, but let's face it. Over the years games have been "dumbed down" to the point where they basically play themselves while you watch (take Knights of the Old Republic, for instance)...
Back in the day when I was... 12... I was the king of video games in my town. Now I'm just a washed up hack who can't even win a strategy game. Should I just kill myself now?
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