No news is good news, right?

[Tattila the Hun]

Originally posted by Adagio


Still no nudity?

Where's the nude-patch?

Welll...

Not that difficult, really. I tried to chance the color of Catherine's jacket, a half-assed job, but looked surprisingly good. Only a step further...

I'm surprised, actually... CIV4 is pretty popular, but there is no nekkidy-patch, when every crappy shooter has...

[proviisori]

Originally posted by Adagio


Still no nudity?

Where's the nude-patch?

The warrior unit is half nude. ..if you are that kind of guy.
and.. you can use the flying camera to look under the skirt of the settler unit's woman.

[yin26]

Originally posted by Solver Warlords doesn't include giant death robots.

Wow...I must have a messed up copy, then.

[Prussia]

What we need is a good, controversial patch that will include
a warrior and a... female...um...swordswoman, having some good quality sex...

QUICKLY! SOMEBODY MAKE A HOT COFFEE PATCH!!

[Solver]

Originally posted by Jaybe

Yeah, but does it have a Schwarzcoff warlord (as in Norman Schwarzcoff)?

... to go along with the likes of (I'll just mention a few WWII leaders) Guderian, Rommel, Bradley, Patton, MacArthur & Montgomery?

No, but if you generate the William Adama Warlord, everyone surrenders at once .

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by yin26

Wow...I must have a messed up copy, then.

No, you are just suffering from cardboard induced dementia. It's a rare condition, and, alas, fatal.

[rjwoer]

Maybe the all-quiet is because of the heated internal debate at Firaxis. Evidently half the staff is barricaded behind a fortress of desks and black filing cabinets, surviving on instant coffee and cranberry granola bars. They are refusing to hand over Warlords unless FDR is replaced by Arnold Schwarzenegger. They even sport t-shirts that read "Civers for Arnie!" On the back it asks "what has Roosevelt done for us lately?"

That explains why we haven't heard anything lately, don't you think?

[Prussia]

...or a stray ICBM wiped out the Firaxis HQ...

[padillah]

Originally posted by Tattila the Hun


Welll...

Not that difficult, really. I tried to chance the color of Catherine's jacket, a half-assed job, but looked surprisingly good. Only a step further...

We... didn't need to know that.

Tom P.

[yin26]

Originally posted by DrSpike
No, you are just suffering from cardboard induced dementia. It's a rare condition, and, alas, fatal.

You know, I *have* felt like crap lately. Oh, Poly, I hardly knew ye...

[Tattila the Hun]

Originally posted by padillah


We... didn't need to know that.

Tom P.

Yes you did.

Anyways, skinning is fun! See what I conjured up, inspired by this thread:

Now I only need to change the annoying voice, and find out how to make a transparent surface... (Her hair is too long. So I'll just "vanish" it. Really.)

[MasterDave]

Originally posted by Solver


New Warlords information? Ask and ye shall receive. Warlords doesn't include giant death robots.

Someone will have to create a giant death robot mod for Warlords now...

Of course, if the giant death robot gets wounded enough, it can get killed by a pikeman, spawning a new generation of those classic "tank vs. phalanx" threads we all know and love here at poly.

[Jaybe]

Originally posted by MasterDave
Of course, if the giant death robot gets wounded enough, it can get killed by a pikeman, spawning a new generation of those classic "tank vs. phalanx" threads we all know and love here at poly.

No way! When a giant death robot is killed it spawns more giant death robots, instead.

[Nikolai]

...and here I thought the giant death robot idea died with the closure of the thread way back.

[Prussia]

You know, if you put a helmet on Napoleon, give him some armor, and unleash him on the world, HE could be a giant death robot.