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  • #1

    Chuck Norris

    Was sent this by a friend of mine and got a chuckle out of it

    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/


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    The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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    seen those before, but thats a nice addition.
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    • #3
      Yeah, but Bruce Lee kicked Chuck's arse.
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      • #4
        Didn't aspirin kick Bruce Lee's arse though?

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        • #5
          Zombie Bruce Lee will end these terrible Chuck Norris jokes forever.
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          • #6
            Bah, Chuck Norris is a sissy. I´ll take Bruce Lee any day.
            I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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            • #7
              Jackie Chan
              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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              • #8
                I thought you had a sense of humor! Obviously I was wrong...
                I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                • #9
                  ...or are you trying to be ironic?
                  I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                  • #10
                    Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Dr Zoidberg
                      I thought you had a sense of humor! Obviously I was wrong...


                      "Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of **** they are."

                      Quotes from the best movie ever
                      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                      • #12
                        Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker in the same movie... Now I know you have no sense of humor at all
                        I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                        • #13
                          It must be a policy of Sweden's evil socialist system to squash the sense of humour in all members of the great collective
                          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                          • #14
                            The Great Colective never had any sense of humor.

                            Btw, I can't understand. What are you talking about? Why you keep talking "Chuk Norris jokes"? What do you mean by jokes?


                            Chuk Norris doesn't make jokes.
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                            • #15
                              If Sweden had a true evil socialist system crappy movies would be banned
                              I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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