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  • Slavery, enlightenment.

    Now, earlier I was playing a game on water map, with LOTS of fishing villages, I thus needed to pop-rush an awful lot, and the alternative civics didn't seem useful (and low upkeep was important).

    The first enlightened civic I use is Free Religion.
    The nature of life after death? Believe what you will! One certainty: The transition involves a whip!

    The first modern civic I pick up is Free Market.
    Slave vs wage slave? Why not both!!! They can slave under their capitalistic masters, then get whipped to death at a whim by their imperialistic masters! Joy!

    So, after a while I take up Universal Suffrage.
    Now, everyone gets whipped equally! Regardless of gender, color etc! Joyous Equality! Actually maybe it should be called Universal Sufferage...

    A little later, I take up Free Speech.
    Now they can complain and whine about being whipped as much as they like! But they still get whipped!

    Finally, I take up Emancipation (the first civ to do so).
    The rest of the world is unhappy that I've stopped whipping my people.

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    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    • #3
      I love it!

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        • #5
          That's awesome.
          "Compromises are not always good things. If one guy wants to drill a five-inch hole in the bottom of your life boat, and the other person doesn't, a compromise of a two-inch hole is still stupid." - chegitz guevara
          "Bill3000: The United Demesos? Boy, I was young and stupid back then.
          Jasonian22: Bill, you are STILL young and stupid."

          "is it normal to imaginne dartrh vader and myself in a tjhreee way with some hot chick? i'ts always been my fantasy" - Dis

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          • #6
            ROFL

            awesome

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            • #7

              Might have to try this strategy with Isabella some time.

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              • #8
                rofl! brilliant!

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                • #9
                  Hahaha, a good one! Certian civics are quite strange to combine and should perhaps be adjusted...

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                  • #10
                    Man, why did I read this... I should have waited til I got home, now the other people at work started looking at me, because I couldn't avoid laughing
                    This space is empty... or is it?

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                    • #11
                      Well, Slavery + Free Market makes sense, though. The South, anyone, pre-Civil War?
                      "Compromises are not always good things. If one guy wants to drill a five-inch hole in the bottom of your life boat, and the other person doesn't, a compromise of a two-inch hole is still stupid." - chegitz guevara
                      "Bill3000: The United Demesos? Boy, I was young and stupid back then.
                      Jasonian22: Bill, you are STILL young and stupid."

                      "is it normal to imaginne dartrh vader and myself in a tjhreee way with some hot chick? i'ts always been my fantasy" - Dis

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