Giant Death Robots

[Highgeneral]

Originally posted by PresidentMarcos
Hmm. In the late modern age, there could be power armor as a possibility. But if you want that kind of thing (futuristic crap) why not just make a mod?

Here are the age there shoud be. steam ,gas, Atomic, post-nuclear-halocaust, fusion, anti-matter, and the secret age beyond. Get rid of the stupid lame ages. add them!!

A mod pact huh? Ha you must be joking a mod pack . . I want cooler graphics, cool movies like when you build your UU GDR, cool sounds, ect.

[Highgeneral]

Originally posted by MattH

Oh, and I've been waiting for a chance to post this: (thanks to whoever spread it)
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FOOL!!! You really need a life!! Stop flameing newbies!!! You idiot!! You worthless PIG!!!

[Apocalypse]

Originally posted by Highgeneral
St[art] flameing newbies!!!

[Master Zen]

Is this forum even moderated? Much respect we'll get when the Firaxians come take a look...

[Apocalypse]

Originally posted by Master Zen
Is this forum even moderated? Much respect we'll get when the Firaxians come take a look...

Considering I've had a hymen in my avatar for over a year now, not really.

And there are Firaxians who know who I am anyway.

[Highgeneral]

Originally posted by Master Zen
Is this forum even moderated? Much respect we'll get when the Firaxians come take a look...

Are you saying Giant death robots is a bad idea? HA!!! You make me laugh. We don't need the stupid lame game for badys. We need a game for real people. GDRs is a awsome idea GDRs is one of the top CFC threads!!! GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Apocalypse]

Originally posted by Highgeneral
Are you saying Giant death robots is a bad idea? HA!!! You make me laugh. We don't need the stupid lame game for badys. We need a game for real people. GDRs is a awsome idea GDRs is one of the top CFC threads!!! GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think Master Zen's comments were towards me. He likes to troll.

[Robert]

Man, I don't care about Giant Death Robots.
I want Giant Living Robots

[Master Zen]

Originally posted by Apocalypse

I think Master Zen's comments were towards me. He likes to troll.

They were directed at HG which should have been more than obvious.

Sorry but I still don't consider you worthy enough to even troll. Grow up now. You are either arguing endlessly with me for no apparent reason other than not having anything better to do, increasing post count or some other reason which frankly baffles me.

Again, grow up and have a bit of civility before someone starts reporting these threads which are menat to DISCUSS CIV4, not insult or troll.

-MZ

[Apocalypse]

I spend most of my time lurking, I could care less about post count. Some things are just too important to not have my input.

[Jon Shafer]

GDR != Civ.

Thanks.

[Skanky Burns]

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Perhaps we can collect the whole set - have all the points apply to him before this thread gets the treatment it deserves.
Perhaps the mods will arrive before he posts again due to him insulting other posters, for which he has been reported.

Only time will tell.

[Robert]

Pherhaps Markos should make this form a standard reply option to a post. (only for plus-members of course)

[PresidentMarcos]

Dear god...if only contraceptives were slightly cheaper.

[Naokaukodem]

I admit this is a tempting idea...

but it ain't realistic.