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    Smile Happy Birthday J.R.R. Tolkien

    It is time to celebrate the eleventy-first anniversary of J.R.R. Tolkien.
    It is the age at which Bilbo Baggins left Bagsend and left the One Ring for Frodo.

    Happy Birthday, J.R.R.

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    Seed cake for everyone!
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    Nothing compared to smeagol's age...

    But congratulations anyway...
    I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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    He's getting closer and closer to Bilbo's age.
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    Toast.

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    Congrats to an old crab who can't write


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    Stunned

    And Eminem can't sing, but who cares?

    But this is indeed quite a milestone for Tolkien fans everywhere.

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    Originally posted by JimmyCracksCorn
    Congrats to an old crab who can't write

    *wa* *Bubububu* *Snort*

    ..he was not only a fine writer and crustacian but an outstanding story teller. to boot!

    Happy Birthday
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    Bump!

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    Wow! 111, I hope that I get to be that age someday.
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    Sick

    Originally posted by DaShi
    Wow! 111, I hope that I get to be that age someday.
    Hopefully you'll do a better job than Tolkien.
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    And still be alive I assume
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    Well, I suspect I'll cease to exist at some time during an incident involving an overhyper chimpanzee and a discombobulator.
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    Are you all familiar with the Ring Verse?
    Three Rings for the Elven kings under the sky,
    Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
    Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die,
    One for the Dark Lord on his Dark Throne,
    In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie,
    One Ring to rule them all,
    One Ring to find them,
    One ring to bring them all,
    and in the darkness bind them,
    In the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
    Mark the numbers 3 7 9 1 If you reverse their order they will give you the year Tolkien Died: 1973 Also The Hobbit was published in 1937.

    Odd isn't it?
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    He was a prophet. Hence the Two Towers.
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    You'd be suprised how much unintended prophecy comes out in music and literature.

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    Yes, of course. Did you know that if you convert the words of the 22nd line of Shakira's "Underneath Your Clothes" into two-digit numbers and subtract the numberical values of the word "february", you can the transpose the digits to get BUSH WILL ATTACK IRAQ 2002 is ASCII?
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    Did you know that if you convert the words of the 22nd line of Shakira's "Underneath Your Clothes" into two-digit numbers and subtract the numberical values of the word "february", you can the transpose the digits to get BUSH WILL ATTACK IRAQ 2002 is ASCII?


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    Thanks for the post. I made sure I saw Two Towers on Jan. 3rd.

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